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ReallyHard
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
United States

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she being Brand

-new;and you
know consequently a
little stiff i was
careful of her and(having

thoroughly oiled the universal
joint tested my gas felt of
her radiator made sure her springs were O.

K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her

up,slipped the
clutch(and then somehow got into reverse she
kicked what
the hell)next
minute i was back in neutral tried and

again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my

lev-er Right-
oh and her gears being in
A 1 shape passed
from low through
second-in-to-high like
greasedlightning)just as we turned the corner of Divinity

avenue i touched the accelerator and give

her the juice,good

(it

was the first ride and believe i we was
happy to see how nice she acted right up to
the last minute coming back down by the Public
Gardens i slammed on

the
internalexpanding
&
externalcontracting
brakes Bothatonce and

brought allofher tremB
-ling
to a:dead.

stand-
;Still)
No entitlement whatsoever. That said, I've been with a couple of women who expected cunnilingus without ever wanting or intending to reciprocate...
I think the last time I worried about this - having not visited a nude beach - was back in school, when I'd rather take detention than write my answer on the blackboard.
As a US resident, part of me is wondering how many of the guys who had these revenge acts visited upon them would be able to successfully sue....
1. World peace.
2. Sufficient prosperity for my family and myself that we never need to work again, regardless of whether we choose to.
3. As near to perfect health as possible for all those under the umbrella of wish #2.
Without more details about the circumstances of the question, they might not have been comfortable enough to answer what is generally perceived as a personal question.
First/second trimester and the father won't come looking to kick my ass after? Sure thing. It wouldn't make it 'better' for me, but it wouldn't be a deal-breaker.
To be honest, Bullock's on-screen persona is such that she seems more approachable than some other famous hotties. The answer gets marginally more clouded if we're supposed to pick someone from our 'top 10 to shag' list... not that I'd kick ol' Sandy out of bed for eating crackers.
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Bitchy, controlling, selfish, gold digger, uncompromising, negative, shallow, insulting, fake, condescending, vain, backstabbing, job-is-more-important, and boring in bed.
Add 'physically abusive' to the list as an obvious one that sometimes gets forgotten when discussing reasons to leave a woman. If she thinks it's ok to smack me - for any reason - I'm gone.
Forest setting, sword, English longbow, light armor... Fantasy novel setting.

Anything but directly behind me for the angle, though - as indicated elsewhere in the forums - I'm just short enough to appreciate the thought of being photographed from a lower angle.
...And when she gives those signals and tells you 'Not interested' when you respond?
One more:

A gal is pulled over for speeding on the highway. As the State Trooper starts writing out the ticket, the woman, not wanting to explain the ticket to her beau and concerned about the points going on her license, says to the police officer "Look, I really can't handle a ticket right now. Couldn't I just make a donation to the Annual Policeman's Charity Ball or something?"
The policeman shakes his head gravely as he continues to write the fine. Without looking up, he replies "State Police don't have Balls, ma'am."
She stares up at him, and she's sure he's making eye contact through his mirrored lenses as he turns beet red. He stops writing the ticket before it's done.
Then, calmly and deliberately, he puts the ticket pad back in his pocket, gets back in his car, and drives away without another word as she tries to stop the tears of laughter streaming down her face.
"Ulysses" by James Joyce. I trudged my way through it, but the writing style seemed designed to block the thing from my long-term memory.
5) There is an organization that is fighting for womens right to be topless in public
I am intrigued by what you stand for and wish to know more...
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It's a cool thing alright... but you get over it pretty quick when you see what they charge for a fucking hamburger...
What do you expect for a lousy $27.50?