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Quote by TonyaL
Coffee please. I too recieved a msg from Miss Hannah about entering the comp and I do have something started. Hopefully it will come together and the main character will be bookish enough for Mike. Happy Friday to most and weekend to others.
Sara you're only a brat on days that end in Y.
Shameless is great at checking up on me and I appreciate that and am sorry if I don't respond right away but thank you very much.


Responses don't have to be written. Sometimes just a speechless smile means more than a jumble of words quickly dashed off in haste. Just take care of you. And that goes for the rest of you too!
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The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
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you left off insane in your sig line, and due to my presence, you could make a good argument for infantile. Before I'm done, your sig will be over a page long.
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Quote by lindalines

Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.

taken from [url=https://]funny puns[/url]


At least they didn't make a clean getaway.


A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
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I'm wondering if "Moll" is short for Molly or you're using the twenties meaning; gangster's girl
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My ears were ringing ...

I've been told flirting comes as easily as breathing to me. I tend to get in trouble when I do it intentionally.

To me flirting is not so much about other people as much as the circumstances. It's a chance to be witty, intelligent, creative and even sensual at the same time as making a connection with another human being. You can't be too serious, and more than anything you have to be sincere.

Just
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Quote by prettywild
I must have the cleanest mind on lush .....clean clean clean



Were you brainwashed recently?
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Quote by browncoffee


in her rear? wtf are you paying her with? i once read a novel where a criminal in prison kept cash in a condom in her butt. delightful.


Did she spend her spare time watching the financial markets and praying for inflation?
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If I didn't know better I'd think someone was fishing for phonesex partners ...lol
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Roses are red
women have pussies and men have dicks
but the one with the pussy
can get as many dicks as construction sites have bricks
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