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If you're talking about sandwiching stuffing/dressing between two slabs of ribs I've heard of it but never made it.
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Quote by sprite
oh, it's on, Kaiju-boy- you have NO idea who you're messing with, do ya? ;)
When you say it's on, you mean the ears right? Cause if you were talking about the strap-on I would have to take matters into my own hands.
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Quote by Verbal
Okay, not a gal, but I find these things deeply disturbing, and I am not really sure why. They really bother me. And I'm not bothered by much.
Even a Sybian which is essentially just an enormous vibrator?
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One morning, the members of a farm family were coming to the kitchen for breakfast. Just as Junior seated himself, his mother told him he was not going to get anything to eat until he went to the barn and fed the animals.
Irritated at this, he stomped out the door and headed for the barn. As he fed the chickens, he kicked each one in the head. As the cow bent down to start in on the fresh hay he had just put in the stall, he kicked it in the head. He poured food into the trough for the pigs, and as they started eating, he kicked them in the head. He went back to the kitchen and sat down again.
His mother was furious. "I saw what you did, so since you kicked the chickens, you'll get no eggs for breakfast. And since you kicked the cow, you'll get no milk. And no bacon or sausage because you kicked the pigs."
Just then, the father came down the stairs and nearly tripped on the family cat. On impulse, he kicked the cat off the stairs.
The boy looked at his mother and asked: "Are you gonna tell him or should I?"
Irritated at this, he stomped out the door and headed for the barn. As he fed the chickens, he kicked each one in the head. As the cow bent down to start in on the fresh hay he had just put in the stall, he kicked it in the head. He poured food into the trough for the pigs, and as they started eating, he kicked them in the head. He went back to the kitchen and sat down again.
His mother was furious. "I saw what you did, so since you kicked the chickens, you'll get no eggs for breakfast. And since you kicked the cow, you'll get no milk. And no bacon or sausage because you kicked the pigs."
Just then, the father came down the stairs and nearly tripped on the family cat. On impulse, he kicked the cat off the stairs.
The boy looked at his mother and asked: "Are you gonna tell him or should I?"
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
Sorry about the snow and the fasting. It's 87 degrees here and humid at the moment. It's been ridiculously warm lately. It's fall and I demand fall weather. But since demanding never seems to gets me anywhere, I'll settle for a cold drink of some sort to go. I'm off to go be a caretaker for a bit and hoping to see my cat (who got out a month ago) on the drive over. So far no luck. I'll have a pity party later in the corner if anyone cares to join me.
Cheers Everyone!
I'll keep you company Gill
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Quote by browncoffee
It's a fix. I know my name was picked first. It's a goddamn fucking fix and I don't want my money back but I know sprite rigged it because I never put sugar in her coffee. FUCKING FIX.
But congratulations to prettywild who I always love seeing at Rump's and is an awesome, beautiful person. Congratulations!!
You know if Sprite was going to fix anyone it would have been me.
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For me, this whole scenario isn't entirely a sexual outlet. Stepping back, it's absolutely about expressing yourself. In this case, it involves writing which is as much an art as a skill. People may take issue with the subject matter you choose to write about, but in the end, I believe would have to embrace the execution. You may want to try writing a story for your wife so she can feel connected to the idea and see firsthand what you're trying to do. It's really not that different than keeping a journal. The beauty of it to me is the way it's open to interpretation. You're simply expressing yourself, be it fantasy, factual or a blurred line between both. No one but you will know. No one gets hurt, you explore the creative process and get to see how well you convey your ideas and how they're interpreted by others. At the end of the day, you're developing a skill that can be applied to anything including business.
Best of luck, I hope things work out for you.
Best of luck, I hope things work out for you.
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Reverse psychology. Don't try and go to sleep, try to stay awake.
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Quote by trinket
Obviously you've never been harassed or trolled by anyone. There are plenty of reasons for wanting to be invisible to some people. Count yourself lucky.
I have been harassed and trolled. And there isn't much you can do to prevent it as I pointed out earlier. If someone is determined to troll you they'll go around being blocked or even create their own propaganda. You're not dealing with rational behavior.
In the end, it's simply best to ignore them which is exactly the point of the block feature. If they act illegally, they need to be reported. The majority of people are adults and act accordingly. If they don't fall into that category there's simply no point in attempting to reason with them. Their conduct speaks for itself.
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Ode to Dr. Seuss
I know you like it
in the butt,
that's what makes you
my favorite slut.
Ass up, face down
on the bed
then on your back
legs wide spread
Building passions
bodies going numb
refusing to stop
till we're drained of cum
I know you like it
in the butt,
that's what makes you
my favorite slut.
Ass up, face down
on the bed
then on your back
legs wide spread
Building passions
bodies going numb
refusing to stop
till we're drained of cum
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Quote by dlcalguy
If I want a person out of my life, I don't want them still able to see - and be able to comment to everyone except me - about what I might have to say.
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Where in my post did I indicate any sense of self-importance? Try reading it again. Better yet, try reading it for the first time.
So if you realize you're NOT important why do you think the people you block would be trying to read your posts or run around talking about you? Try comprehending the implications of the statements you make.
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Quote by dlcalguy
Blocking on Liveleak works exactly that way.
You can't see them and they can't see you, no matter which party instigates the block.
It makes more sense than the Lush way, which is the equivalent of retreating into a safe space.
If I want a person out of my life, I don't want them still able to see - and be able to comment to everyone except me - about what I might have to say.
Do you honestly think you're that important? Look around you, this isn't the Pentagon.
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Quote by Sapiophile
It's not me who I am worried about honestly. I have nothing to hide from anyone. But a lot of fellow lushers I believe have felt this at one time(at least) in their lush lives.
And yeah,... can be used but then does that mean the block feature doesn't serve its purose?
I didn't want to spell out the workaround but yes. IMO it serves its purpose. Think of it as an asshole filter!
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For every person that's blocked, there's someone who uses some backdoor or rogue account to find out what's going on. Use the block feature to filter the noise of whatever they have to say from your life and forget about them.
As a general practice, I assume everyone will read what I post so I don't say anything on the forums that I don't want the world to know.
If you're being stalked, or someone is making libelous claims about you (both legal terms) that's another matter entirely. Otherwise, what are you worried about the blocked person learning or doing with what you post?
As a general practice, I assume everyone will read what I post so I don't say anything on the forums that I don't want the world to know.
If you're being stalked, or someone is making libelous claims about you (both legal terms) that's another matter entirely. Otherwise, what are you worried about the blocked person learning or doing with what you post?
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Quote by browncoffee
I seriously hope it's not the same one because i'm 9 days in, have experienced insomnia, much sweating, a nose i can't even discuss, an inability to swallow (hahah, yes, stop laughing) and when i cough it feels like i'm about to die.
so i hope i didn't give it to you and I hope you get well soon.
I think you should both be quarantined together and forced to wear those gowns that are open in the back.
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So this guy sits in front of TV all day, farting like there's no tomorrow.
But not just gassy noisy farts, I'm talking mega greasy wet ones, the kind that would make your dog puke and leave skid marks.
His wife understandably is disgusted and upset, so she tells him: "one day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out."
The next Sunday, as she is preparing turkey for Sunday lunch hubby lies down for a nap. Not one to waste an opportunity to get even, she takes the giblets and slips them in snoozing hubby's underwear. She then goes back to cooking the turkey.
Later on that night, her husband came to the dinner table looking very frightened.
"What happened?" asked his wife.
"Well," the man said, "you were right. I farted my guts out."
"What did you do?" asked his wife.
"Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got 'em all back up in there!"
But not just gassy noisy farts, I'm talking mega greasy wet ones, the kind that would make your dog puke and leave skid marks.
His wife understandably is disgusted and upset, so she tells him: "one day Honey, you are gonna fart your guts out."
The next Sunday, as she is preparing turkey for Sunday lunch hubby lies down for a nap. Not one to waste an opportunity to get even, she takes the giblets and slips them in snoozing hubby's underwear. She then goes back to cooking the turkey.
Later on that night, her husband came to the dinner table looking very frightened.
"What happened?" asked his wife.
"Well," the man said, "you were right. I farted my guts out."
"What did you do?" asked his wife.
"Well with the Grace of God and these two fingers I got 'em all back up in there!"
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Holding her tightly
Returning her kiss softly
Arms and legs entwine
Returning her kiss softly
Arms and legs entwine
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I thought I was submissive when I was going out with this girl on a date and she showed up in a pair of beautiful leather pants.
My heart began to beat quicker, my throat became dry as a desert, and I literally felt weak in the knees and unable to focus on anything else but those wonderful pants. Then I took a deep breath and realized it was because she smelled like a new truck.
My heart began to beat quicker, my throat became dry as a desert, and I literally felt weak in the knees and unable to focus on anything else but those wonderful pants. Then I took a deep breath and realized it was because she smelled like a new truck.
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Howdy everybody
Rumple ...Coffee please !
My competition piece
:Just Dessert - love passion older younger https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/just-dessert.as
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The first thing that came to mind was a shrimp po'boy, but thinking about it my favorite would have to be a Greek Gyro.
Broiled lamb shaved thin and crisp from the rotisserie, onion, tzatziki sauce, lettuce, tomato and a shake of paprika on oiled pita bread
Broiled lamb shaved thin and crisp from the rotisserie, onion, tzatziki sauce, lettuce, tomato and a shake of paprika on oiled pita bread