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Rumple
Jack and Coke please
Got my comp. story done and submitted .
Not sure how good it is but it's different
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ShamelessFlirt
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Do you mean do you look in the same manner they do or are we talking physical resemblance?
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Quote by sprite
for $20 i'll pass anything.
I think a kidney stone is worth a hundred at least.
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Coffee please .. Im trying to get my competition entry finished but might not meet the deadline
We have faith in you, get those fingers moving! And write too!!
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Wouldn't you agree, it's not the question but where you seek the answer?
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Haven't you heard, good girls go to heaven, wild girls go everywhere?
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Quote by PhilU
Wait a minute - occupation? You do this as a job? Damn, I must have studied the wrong thing at university.
And I'm not sure exactly where the First Lady of NZ will be sourcing her earrings... especially if I make any more comments about sheep... but ewe know that I won't do that.
I should be editing, so maybe something without too much alcohol - like a small Gorilla Killah?
Let's not skirt the issue. It's more of a preoccu[ation really. Executive in charge of seduction. The pay is blow me, but the benefits more than feel up for it. School did help, I studied the student bodies my every waking moment.
I won't pull the wool over your eyes, I dislike sheep jokes. They're bleating baaaad.
Much success with your editing. Just watch your grammar and remember: it's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Scott, I salute your quip. I live for moments like that.
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I know this is going to sound stupid. I'm normally not the jealous type except when it comes to my husband talking about his first serious relationship. Anyway I caught my husband trying to find the woman and it is making me feel insecure.
If anyone has found their significant other chatting to their ex what did you do?
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I admit I have checked out my first lover on Facebook just to see how they are doing. However I rarely talked about my ex lover with my husband in over the past 12 years we have been together. However my husband for a good few years would talk about his ex, nothing positive just how she screwed him over big time repeatedly. This woman used to date my BIL before getting with my husband, she is a few years older then my husband so I don't know. It just makes me feel insignificant.
If he talks about her openly, he's not trying to hide it and it probably doesn't mean anything to him. Talk to him, get how you feel out in the open and give him a chance to reassure you. If he doesn't know he's hurting you, he's just going to keep doing it.
It's normal to have the feelings you are. If love was a guarantee and not a gift it would have no value. It's natural to be upset when you think you might lose something you value. The best thing you can do for both of you is to talk about it otherwise you risk compounding things.
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What do you crave that you have to always have on hand to snack on or cook?
I'm always thinking how I can switch things up, so I try and get things that intermingle.
I always buy in twos so I don't run out and I can replace things when I'm on the last one.
So aside from milk, bread (oat and potato) and eggs:
Nuts for snacking, leaning toward macadamias when I can find them. Almonds and pecans are close runners-up.
Bacon, because life without it is just not living.
Chicken of some sort (skin on, bone in) to eat roasted or make into salad.
Spicy sausage because sometimes you want your food to bite back.
Dried pasta when I can't get fresh, fresh garlic, cream and parmesan cheese to make a sauce.
Quiche because I refuse to blow up the kitchen every day making it myself.
Potatoes (red), onions (Maui) and bell peppers (red, orange and yellow) simply because I'm addicted.
Last, but not least: Instant pancake mix (buttermilk). The one that says "complete". The directions say "just add water" but I was never one to be painted into a corner. And the reason I like the complete is that you don't have to use water. I've used chocolate milk and chips to make amazing chocolate pancakes. Pureed fruit works well too, if you use applesauce you don't even have to puree the fruit yourself (think bananas or quince). Cinnamon and sugar round out that treat. No syrup necessary.
With all of that on hand, I can make my stomach happy for at least ten days to two weeks.
I'm always thinking how I can switch things up, so I try and get things that intermingle.
I always buy in twos so I don't run out and I can replace things when I'm on the last one.
So aside from milk, bread (oat and potato) and eggs:
Nuts for snacking, leaning toward macadamias when I can find them. Almonds and pecans are close runners-up.
Bacon, because life without it is just not living.
Chicken of some sort (skin on, bone in) to eat roasted or make into salad.
Spicy sausage because sometimes you want your food to bite back.
Dried pasta when I can't get fresh, fresh garlic, cream and parmesan cheese to make a sauce.
Quiche because I refuse to blow up the kitchen every day making it myself.
Potatoes (red), onions (Maui) and bell peppers (red, orange and yellow) simply because I'm addicted.
Last, but not least: Instant pancake mix (buttermilk). The one that says "complete". The directions say "just add water" but I was never one to be painted into a corner. And the reason I like the complete is that you don't have to use water. I've used chocolate milk and chips to make amazing chocolate pancakes. Pureed fruit works well too, if you use applesauce you don't even have to puree the fruit yourself (think bananas or quince). Cinnamon and sugar round out that treat. No syrup necessary.
With all of that on hand, I can make my stomach happy for at least ten days to two weeks.
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I feel like a heel for asking, don't you think any shoes will do, as long as they have sole?
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Dick pic
I have a penis.
Floating detached in space.
Nobody wants that!
I have a penis.
Floating detached in space.
Nobody wants that!
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send me a picture of you with your panties round your ankles and i'll write another one just for you ;)
Can the runner-up open your mail for you?
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Is it true Dildo got its name from the elk drinking the run-off water from the town pickle factory?
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that would be a lovely gesture if you would, Boss.btw, i need to have Gav drop an "super awesome" badge on you.
OK, I'm in
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The clips are entirely too short, but still identifiable ...
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I believe it depends on the sport. Practical for bowling, golf not so much.
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Back to the original post - I did that with a newspaper once. Had an annoying work colleague who would look over my shoulder at break times to share my paper. Cheeky bugger asked me to turn back when I turned over the page so I just tore it down the middle and handed him one half to read. Never did it again" Turns out he was a Guardian reader - says it all!
You sure he was reading the paper and not lookin' down your shirt?
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Quote by PhilU
I'm sure that after a few hours in your bedroom, I could sleep anywhere. Whistle
Oh, hang on, 'ShamelessFlirt' is taken as a name. Which reminds me...
I found that really funny. You should either be proud, or seriously concerned. Hi, btw.
Phil, it's just a name I by no means have a corner on the occupation. In fact, if I were able to stop you from flirting with the lovely kiwi, I think she would have my balls for earrings. If they went with her outfit that is.
I'm glad you found me funny, I tend to crack wise so often eventually something will amuse you. I'd say "Hi back", but I think that's a chair, and that wouldn't make any sense would it?
And thank you, Hannah, I couldn't think of higher praise than being called absolutely hilarious by you.
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Who remembers this one ...
The word of the day is legs, help spread the word!
The word of the day is legs, help spread the word!