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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by seeker4
Well, it is the newest province (just joined in 1947) and, yeah, it very much has its own culture. I have not yet had the privilege of visiting but have known the odd Newfie over the years (in fact, my wife had some friends from Nfld. when she lived in Halifax and I had a nice dinner with them once) and find them wonderful folks. And the scenery I've seen in pics is spectacular. Someday...
And since we're talking Newfoundland, got any screech back there, Rump (emphasis on the "rum")? If not, some good, strong rum will do.
Newfies are AWESOME dogs
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Approach with caution, tendency to get under the skin and cause spoilage.
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Quote by sprite
awesome award would work, yep. let me know what you all think would be appropriate.
and yeah, the crazier the better *grins*
I give a mofongo.
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Sprites cat
Running from room to room.
I want to be here, no I need to be there!
My job isn't complete,
until everything is covered in my hair.
And when I finish playing,
it's time for a nap.
But where shall I sleep,
when your hand won't leave your lap?
The thing about sleep is,
I can sleep anywhere.
From the oddest perch,
to your most valuable chair .
Your lap is ideal,
when you're trying to work.
Claws kneading thighs,
until it drives you berserk.
Otherwise your shoe,
or curled up in that box.
The strangely smelling one,
filled with the plastic cocks.
I have such a wonderful life!
I've trained you well.
Now go buy me a collar,
with a shiny silver bell.
Running from room to room.
I want to be here, no I need to be there!
My job isn't complete,
until everything is covered in my hair.
And when I finish playing,
it's time for a nap.
But where shall I sleep,
when your hand won't leave your lap?
The thing about sleep is,
I can sleep anywhere.
From the oddest perch,
to your most valuable chair .
Your lap is ideal,
when you're trying to work.
Claws kneading thighs,
until it drives you berserk.
Otherwise your shoe,
or curled up in that box.
The strangely smelling one,
filled with the plastic cocks.
I have such a wonderful life!
I've trained you well.
Now go buy me a collar,
with a shiny silver bell.
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
Shameless plug.
Sorry, didn't mean to leave that lying around.
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Quote by Buz
You better be talking about southern Manhattan or somewhere. Cause this thread has quite a lot of Southerners like me, also this thread's founder, Rumpy (Bill).
Would you believe I meant South Jersey?
Go Dawgs!
I'll go hide now.
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Quote by sprite
rules apply to immediate relatives only. no mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, sisters, or brothers. uncles and cousins are ok. step-parents and step-sibling also ok.
Southern membership just dropped by 37%
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Cravings can be fed, but don't you find that when the seeds of desire are planted your hunger is never truly satisfied?
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Quote by trinket
Fact.
Yeah, it really happened. I guess she got hold of my tax returns and changed her mind.
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Walking side by side, my hand is always drawn to the small of her back. Firm pressure and the lingering possibility of sliding down or even up. Content right there at the base of her spine. Possessively holding her tight to my side with nothing more than the heat of my palm against her spine. I have to fight not to slide my eyes shut and etch the moment indelibly on my mind.
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Hey, Rump, settle a bet? I think the gang was just pulling my leg because I'm still kinda new around here. They said every Halloween a skeleton comes in here and orders a beer and a mop. Is this true?
Admit it, you found that humerus.
I think skeletons are cool, they never let anything get under their skin. There's really no reason to be afraid of them, they never do anything. They don't have the guts.
Admit it, you found that humerus.
I think skeletons are cool, they never let anything get under their skin. There's really no reason to be afraid of them, they never do anything. They don't have the guts.
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Ginger has "TGIF" printed on all her shoes. I never knew what it meant until she put a pair on and I heard her chanting to herself "toes go in first"
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That's not Wilds tongue in her AV. it's actually the ear of the last person to piss her off ...
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Play an instrument
wyr know when you were going to die, or how?
wyr know when you were going to die, or how?
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Quote by sprite
I was going to complain about not having a drink named after me, and then, i thought about it for a while, and... nevermind.
writing again - not a comp piece (hoping Hannah loves me too much to kill me - not sure, but hoping) but something else - not going to curse myself by saying more, so i won't.
A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
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So this was posted in the "Humor" forum because you sound funny or the idea you might have sex with anyone other than yourself is hysterical??
Do they still get .99¢ a minute?
Do they still get .99¢ a minute?
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Quote by Denim_Daisy10
MORNING Rumple
It's TDE anywhere in the state of AZ ..(yawns) insomnia is a pain in my ass.
Coffee and a fluffy pillow please
If you've got pain in your ass, do you really want something that induces things to shoot out of it?