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Shylass
Over 90 days ago
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by sisters
I saw this the other day on the beeb website and i thought it was a joke, but then i realised that the beeb doesn't joke about things.
Well i'm not sure what to make of it, on one hand i can see the beneifts you know from the added feeling when having sex, but on the other hand most girls (certainly around here) spend all the time pushing anything they can up their vagina to make sure they can take the twelve inch cocks that every man seems to have on Lush.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by crazydiamondThis is from DAISY!!! Her shiny is being a twat
Fanks muchly.
It really is.naptime for me now! Mazzy, if you're gone when i get back, im still going t[o nag you about doing some work!!! 
And my Shiny can't find the Embed code, so I sneaked onto Mother's pooter. Gotta dash back upstairs now (not a euphemism). 
Gingerbread Lover
I had to share this. I was going to have a nap when a friend sent me this link, and now I can't sleep for laughing.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-radio-and-tv-19405113
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-radio-and-tv-19405113
Gingerbread Lover
Welcome to Lush! 
You may find this thread helpful: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst15037_Chat-Room--Tips-and-Tricks.aspx
The chatrooms frighten me, so I either go into the Gold room when people are there, as it's quieter, or make my own and just invite a few friends in with a password.
I would suggest posting in the forums to get to know people, or contact some of the writers of stories you enjoyed to build up friendships. Going into the chat rooms is really intimidating for some of us. Try these areas:
The Pub: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics10_The-Pub.aspx
The Lounge: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics18_The-Lounge.aspx
Entertainment: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics25_Word--Forum-Games--Jokes.aspx
If you're brave, you could make your own room that's open to all, and call it something daft like "Newbie Looking For A Chat". Or... y'know... something cool.
I hope that helps?
You may find this thread helpful: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst15037_Chat-Room--Tips-and-Tricks.aspx
The chatrooms frighten me, so I either go into the Gold room when people are there, as it's quieter, or make my own and just invite a few friends in with a password.
I would suggest posting in the forums to get to know people, or contact some of the writers of stories you enjoyed to build up friendships. Going into the chat rooms is really intimidating for some of us. Try these areas:
The Pub: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics10_The-Pub.aspx
The Lounge: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics18_The-Lounge.aspx
Entertainment: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics25_Word--Forum-Games--Jokes.aspx
If you're brave, you could make your own room that's open to all, and call it something daft like "Newbie Looking For A Chat". Or... y'know... something cool.
I hope that helps?
Gingerbread Lover
I've just been reading on a site where people are talking about California banning the sale of silver dragees (those shiny little balls used for decorating cakes etc), and this made me giggle:
"A minister's wife hosted a ladies' luncheon at her house. One of the guests brought a cake decorated with a mutitude of silver dragees, which she placed on the kitchen counter for dessert. The minister's wife, however, had a weakness for those dragees. Every time she passed the cake, she picked a few off & popped them in her mouth. Pretty soon the cake was all but bald.
Although the minister's wife loved the silver dragees, they always had an unfortunate effect on her digestion, causing a terrific build up of intestinal gas. She surely enjoyed those purloined dragees, but was having a heck of a time concealing the rumblings in her gut from the guests. She kept running into the kitchen to an attempt to hide the inevitable toots from the other ladies. Her efforts to contain her problem only made it worse.
And so it was, that she was in the kitchen when the oven timer went off, letting her know that the tray of lasagna was done. She grabbed a couple of pot holders, and bent down to pull the lasagna out of the oven. As she did so, her skirt hiked up in the back, and (you had to see this coming), the pent up gas released with a mighty blast.
She shot the family cat."
"A minister's wife hosted a ladies' luncheon at her house. One of the guests brought a cake decorated with a mutitude of silver dragees, which she placed on the kitchen counter for dessert. The minister's wife, however, had a weakness for those dragees. Every time she passed the cake, she picked a few off & popped them in her mouth. Pretty soon the cake was all but bald.
Although the minister's wife loved the silver dragees, they always had an unfortunate effect on her digestion, causing a terrific build up of intestinal gas. She surely enjoyed those purloined dragees, but was having a heck of a time concealing the rumblings in her gut from the guests. She kept running into the kitchen to an attempt to hide the inevitable toots from the other ladies. Her efforts to contain her problem only made it worse.
And so it was, that she was in the kitchen when the oven timer went off, letting her know that the tray of lasagna was done. She grabbed a couple of pot holders, and bent down to pull the lasagna out of the oven. As she did so, her skirt hiked up in the back, and (you had to see this coming), the pent up gas released with a mighty blast.
She shot the family cat."
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Kittykatkathryn
sorry did this post just for a little fun
just to see what people say
will be fun to see the comments
You might like to check this thread out: http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst4999_If-You-Woke-Up-With-The-Person-Above-You-What-Would-Be-The-First-Thing-You39d-Say.aspx
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by MoonlightSerenity
We try to give them the resources - I don't think many listen. And also I'm saying this because I have seen subs being hurt from such behaviour.
I think you might be missing the point of what I'm saying. If you compile those resources into one place, all it takes is one directional post. And, as with everything, it is up to the readers to take it on board or ignore it. But for the sanity of the rest of you, a cut-and-paste job may be just the thing to help the situation of being fed up with multiple posts; it will mean you don't have to keep typing things out. After all, it works for the BDSM 101, but this is a more detailed issue than they may be willing to dig out in that thread.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Icantcontrol
i see but this is like a fantasy thing,like for example maybe an ability to create new life:P
Okay, then. The ability to create new life would only lead to more of my wonderful screw-ups, so the ability to not screw up all the time would be helpful.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by clum
I say it with a Scottish accent (quite generic because I move around a lot) which, by definition, is a British accent. In the same way, a Texan accent is an American accent.
You know, I'm a Scottish Nationalist and all for breaking up the United Kingdom but I've never come across someone as anti-Britain as you, lass. I don't really get it (and I'm not proposing we get into it) but, for goodness' sake, ease up; it's only a flippant remark.
So you can be picky about grammar and I can't be picky about a label? Bollocks to it all. If I want to talk bollocks in the bollocks thread, I don't see why I can't. But sure, I can keep my opinions and preferences to myself. Carry on bollocking, folks.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by clum
The boss is kind of British; she just lives in Australia, really.
Oh, bollocks; is that her coming to dish out the daily spankings? *runs*
N.B. There should be a comma after the "Oh".
I know, but sometimes people can't be arsed to draw breath, lad.
And bollocks to being British! I'm English. And I say it with a Yorkshire accent, not a British one, so bollocks to one thread sounding "British" because we all sound different.
Sprite, maybe a "Yayness" or "WOOO!" or "Gladness" thread to go alongside the "What's Making You Happy At This Moment?" thread?
Gingerbread Lover
"Oh Bollocks" is one of my Favouritest phrases. It can be used in a variety of ways and in many different moods.
It's great as an expletive when you hurt yourself or somebody else hurts you, or in anger at a thing or person. It can be a punctuation tool for when you are late, or as a simple expression for when you have no words to describe anything else. It can mean fear, or confusion or boredom or fun. And it is ideal when you haven't the rage to rant, or the Mehness to Meh.
"Oh Bollocks", simply "Bollocks" or the more advanced "Oh Buggery Bollocks" are wonderful tools to have in one's vocabulary. Feel free to use this thread as you should so need it.
And rejoice in the Crazydiamond seal of Bollocks approval if you have the need of it.
It's great as an expletive when you hurt yourself or somebody else hurts you, or in anger at a thing or person. It can be a punctuation tool for when you are late, or as a simple expression for when you have no words to describe anything else. It can mean fear, or confusion or boredom or fun. And it is ideal when you haven't the rage to rant, or the Mehness to Meh.
"Oh Bollocks", simply "Bollocks" or the more advanced "Oh Buggery Bollocks" are wonderful tools to have in one's vocabulary. Feel free to use this thread as you should so need it.
And rejoice in the Crazydiamond seal of Bollocks approval if you have the need of it.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Icantcontrol
Hey girls,im just curious,if you could have,which type of power,ability or skill would you want to posses?
Girls only want boyfriends who have good skills (nunchuk, bow hunting or computer hacking). That's so we don't need our own.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by keoloke
I'll start.
I have been realizing that I read stories and poems and rarely leave a comment.
This practice maybe rude, but for sure is inconsiderate to the author. Many of them they would rather read a constructive criticism than no feedback at all. Also, Lush is not fully utilized.
The excuses:
At times, I just get my daily Lush shot in the “emotion” by just reading a story on my cell without signing in (yes I confess, it's me the mysterious guest ha), so for sure unable to leave a comment and at times I just don't finish a story so again I don't leave my presence. But I have read stories, that have pleased me and still I have not left the mark. Bad, bad. Sorry Shylass! to mention one Oops.
I promise from now on to leave my thoughts in the comment.
I confessed. I repent and it's all fixed (and excused?). Well, after I leave a comment that is.
I'm gonna start calling you Fred!
Ha ha! There are no hard and fast rules that say you must log in or leave a comment. But as a writer, if I have even a vague idea of how my writing made a reader feel, good or bad, then I am one step closer to being a better writer.
I think if a person wants my writing to be better, they should tell me how. I may not utilise the information, but it helps to know. And if there was something that resonated in them, it is both a joy and a useful thing to be aware of.
Now... What must I confess and repent of? I confess I am terrible at replying to PMs and thanking people who took the time to actually comment on my stuff, all of which I am truly grateful for.
It isn't that I can't be bothered, truly. It's partly that I have so little concentration, I abhor sending out group/mass messages, and I think, "I ought to set aside a time to do all that..."
And now I have so many to do that I don't know where to start! And that's just the inbox. Interviews for a secretary to be announced soon.
So I say publicly, THANK YOU, and I'M SORRY.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Gurlyboy
Nora, here's how to clear cookies on iPhone: go to settings and select safari, from there, scroll down and select clear cookies and its done.
Daisy, to clear cookies on your Shiny go to the browser, hit the settings button and then scroll down to settings, then scroll down and select clear cookies.
Hope this helps y'all!
Proper love you, thank you!
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by sprite
i just put duct tape over the little camera lens thingy, just in case...
I totally used to do that on my old laptop! I freaked out the other day with my Shiny when I was trying to take a photo of something and all I could see was myself freaking out. It turns out there is a camera lens on TWO sides of this thing.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Mazza
Here is your Mod team!!
WOOOOO!
What a sexy bunch of people! You should have a thread with each team and a little bio for them like in the magazines, so we can stalk and obsess over them without having to go hunting for information. Not that I'd do anything like that, obviously... 
