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SusanEngland
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 64
United Kingdom

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Some lovely sensual pics .... have you noticed that female lovers seldom have their tongue reaching for their partners intestines?
Females in their lovemaking are delicate and sensitive much of the time (or so I'm told!)
Quote by roccotool
It'll be the biggest orgy in the history of the net.


A man I hope it was a man) sent me a vid of a New Years Eve Party/ I didnt see Eve in it but drinks (or something) was flowing freely.

I would post it here but everyone is so young and sweet innocent I had better not.

And our Leader would ban me.

And it's mine ... MINE I tell you, gasp, whimper, shudder, ohgod I needed that.
OK OK Im paying my dues for being sucked in by Nicolas manipulating initial post (sometimes I hate that girl especially when she doesnt reply to me) - but in tune on subject here goes
"Never in the Field of Human (??) postings has so Little been written by so Many about Sod All"
Kisses
Quote by Lisa
I've only been involved in two car accidents and they were both caused by men.

I still think they're better parallel parkers than women, though!


My husband parks beautifully all the time although I do guide him in from time to time.
Whats that Nicola ....ooooopps it's about CARS ???? sorreeeee confused5
I'm a Broad from Norfolk (maybe you need to be a Brit to get the pun sorreeeee groaaaaan - or ask Nicola)
Quote by chefkathleen
Ali likes Susan to give her beer enemas while I eat chicken McNuggets without calling the police.


Susan? SUSAN ??????? which susan???? I plead sanity !!!
Just like our revered leader (Nicola) I'm in Norfolk but born in Derbyshire (yes I'm one of the strong i' th'arm thick i' th'ead type (--- at least acording to my husband who is now recovering quite well in hospital.)
Quote by roccotool
It's the number of times the author has had sex this week.

But if one is VERY lucky - delete "this week" and insert "this day."
My word of the day is

PANACEA

A universal remedy

Not to be confused with Panarear which is for the benefit of 2 people only, and a remedy that provides for only the two of them
Quote by ASubtlepassion
I would agree.

Don't read those stories of mine. Ever. Wait! One of my character's name is---Adam. Oh, my! This is so weird.

No, the sister's name was not Eve. Really.


You have just earned another reader Subtle lol

More seriously, though, whilst it's natural for Christians to claim Adam and Eve as progenitors, no other major religion makes that claim and they cannot all be wrong.

If one accepts the alternative Darwinism theories of evolution, then surely, as homo sapiens evolved in small nomadic tribes, the major way to reproduce and strengthen the tribe must presumably have been by , with the resulting imperfect children dieing either naturally, or being killed or by being left to die. And not all incestuous relationships produced imbeciles I assume. The tribe could not have afforded to feed and maintain imperfect offspring in a demanding lifestyle.

I exit with one hand clapping LOL (mmmmm what shall I do with my other hand I wonder !! Answers under brown paper cover if you please !)
Quote by ASubtlepassion
I would agree.

Don't read those stories of mine. Ever. Wait! One of my character's name is---Adam. Oh, my! This is so weird.

No, the sister's name was not Eve. Really.


You have just earned another reader Subtle lol

More seriously, though, whilst it's natural for Christians to claim Adam and Eve as progenitors, no other major religion makes that claim and they cannot all be wrong.

If one accepts the alternative Darwinism theories of evolution, then surely, as homo sapiens evolved in small nomadic tribes, the major way to reproduce and strengthen the tribe must presumably have been by , with the resulting imperfect children dieing either naturally, or being killed or by being left to die. And not all incestuous relationships produced imbeciles I assume. The tribe could not have afforded to feed and maintain imperfect offspring in a demanding and presumably harsh lifestyle.

I exit with one hand clapping LOL (mmmmm what shall I do with my other hand I wonder !! Answers under brown paper cover if you please !)
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I did not find a section for this, so I must guess this is the place.
My question is as follows:

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered or shoplifting?



That actually happened you know and the prostitute went to the police after a week or so saying she had been . When asked why she had left it for a week she replied she hadn't realised she had been until the cheque bounced.
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You know what I'd like to know about most of the authors and they would probably never answer, what do you do for a living/work and what's your educational background. A bit about how they grew up too would be nice. This all helps to form a mental pic for me of the person. Or perhaps just an understanding.


Nothing at all interesting about me Chef. Married age 47 in two days. My home and my much loved husband are my work. How BORING !!! I did 3 years at my University and emerged relatively unscathed and the holder of a good Degree (BA)

I do some writing (but not enough and am currently in a desert of Ideas - thoughts and jottings but no real plot or plan in mind) and also occasionally edit for a few writers at the free sites.

I grew up in the Midlands of England (Derbyshire to be precise) so I am a northern lass. Married in my early 20's to a sailorman who dragged me kicking and screaming away from my hills and dales to the county of Norfolk in Eastern England where he tied me to a mooring, and where I now live and would never consider leaving. I now have very firm but watery roots within easy distance of the coast.
The following 100 words are dedicated to a dear friend who lives many thousands of miles from me.
We have never met, but she knows who she is. I have called it "The Kiss"


"Held close by Sleep, alone in her bed.

Disturbed by her Dream. Touched by slender loving fingers.

Soft lips barely caress her cheek. Warm breath teases her ear.

She turns, lying on her tummy The Kiss traces her spine.

Shivering, she turns, restless, moans, Sweet Kiss brushes eyes, neck, shoulders.

Her hands reach out. Nothing. Alone.

Her Dream slips through her fingers, unfelt.

The Kiss returns to tease her aching breast, rippling tummy.

Hips lift to receive the Intimate Kiss. She cries out.

Her lips respond to another Soft Kiss.

She wakens. Alone.

An English Rose lies on her pillow."
Quite a few chuckles there Rocco - and just as accurate as the columnists I bet - for somebody anyway !
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I'm still waiting for the joke yet, regarding "pussy" and "glow in the dark". Who's gonna say it?

Men don't need it to glow to know where to locate it Rocco
Could it be another desperate need by academics to publish - ANYTHING? And surely relative to the dinosaurs, 13,000 years is a blink of an eye.

Come back Erich Van Daniken all is forgiven.
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Oh there are, and in most cases they have them wear those cute French maid outfits that are little more than see through tutus in black lace.


Ohhhh you don't mean regular households. Obviously some sort of mens' sex club.
I will make no comment here Dennis, but will read your story(s) - I may come back to you privately.
She's probably very good at ball games, but, Lushx, do you think she's demonstrating a cricket or golf swing?
Quote by Lush
They just couldn't wait huh?


It beat looking at his face don't you think?
I think she would offer free parking in part exchange don't you Rocco? And you could probably get a Greyhound bus in there with room to wash it down too.
Rocco my mind has difficulty imagining the immensity of space. My mind is locked into the realities of Earth where everywhere has boundaries, And yet I'm told that space is infinite and one never gets to the end of it. Scary thought. And what existed before "space."

Wonderful post but I wish it were slower to take in the raw beauty
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To me, an old maid is a person employed in the position of a maid in a household (dusts, brings things, shows guests in, etc) and has been employed there for a reasonable period of time, or is significantly older than the other maids employed there.


There are still households like that ???????? Wait till I get my hands on my hubby
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Off topic history lesson people.

Strictly speaking, the vast majority of the female population are, or have been, old maids; as they didn't marry before they were 18 years of age. Now, doesn't that make you feel a lot better? =d>


Your erudition does little to endear you to we ex "old maids," Deadly. Our salvation may be that for those among us who lost our virginity, accidentally or deliberately, between the ages of 13-18 years, we were never ever truly absolutely genuinely old maids at the age of 19 years.
C2C says "It's been my experience that most that cheat may only have meant it the one time and when caught were very sorry and wish they hadn't done that." The word "MOST" implies several, and perhaps "MANY." I wonder how many were "caught" and whether it was in personal conversation with them, that C2C was made aware of their regret. This is serious, C2C and is not intended as doubting anything you have said. It would be interesting, perhaps, to know more, and learn from the sad experiences of others.

There only two instances of people I KNOW who have cheated, and both are men, and both have told my husband who has confided in me. Neither of the wives concerned knew of his infidelity and deceit. Whether they were serial adulterers I have no idea.

To try to answer fystee's question, my opinion for what it is worth is that once either partner, male or female, has "got away with it" that whatever caused them to cheat in the first place would resurface, and that they could well cheat again.