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SusanEngland
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 64
United Kingdom

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Quote by Deadly
Off topic history lesson people.

Strictly speaking, the vast majority of the female population are, or have been, old maids; as they didn't marry before they were 18 years of age. Now, doesn't that make you feel a lot better? =d>


Your erudition does little to endear you to we ex "old maids," Deadly. Our salvation may be that for those among us who lost our virginity, accidentally or deliberately, between the ages of 13-18 years, we were never ever truly absolutely genuinely old maids at the age of 19 years.
Quote by Deadly
Off topic history lesson people.

Strictly speaking, the vast majority of the female population are, or have been, old maids; as they didn't marry before they were 18 years of age. Now, doesn't that make you feel a lot better? =d>


Your erudition does little to endear you to we ex "old maids," Deadly. Our salvation may be that for those among us who lost our virginity, accidentally or deliberately, between the ages of 13-18 years, we were never ever truly absolutely genuinely old maids at the age of 19 years.
I have pics of shemales and some of them are so gorgeous ...wonderful figures and a beautiful features ...then the final revelation - the Magic Wand !!!! I find them quite erotic.
I think girls ... first pic definitely has bedroom eyes. --- and yes Pixie they are beautiful aren't they
I only once allowed my husband to shave me because

one --- it took so long with many many pauses for ..ermm reflection?

two --- itched like the very devil as it grew back. Never again guys whatever you like lol.
Quote by Pixie
Depends on where I am going and what I am doing and who will be there. I dont dress like an old maid unless I am at home. LOL

I agree with you Pixie --- on a formal occasion I will also dress so that my husband will be proud of his wife.
This morning's news (Saturday 8th December 0800 hrs) is that he was living with her in the family home for a couple of years or so, in an adjoining room accessible through a wardrobe !!!! He would retire into the hidden room when visitors arrived, re-emerging when safe to be with his wife. How nice for her!!! This is the story told by the wife

In the meantime HE says that his memory is only just retuining and there is much he cannot remember. Doesn't say much for their love-making does it?

What a pair of scoundrels and idiots.
Quote by Deadly
That makes sense, your enemies can't do much to hurt you while you've got them having orgasms.


Deadly I love it LOL
Quote by roccotool


We find that the sexual instinct, when disappointed and unappeased, frequently seeks and finds a substitute in religion.
-- Baron Richard Von Krafft-Ebing


and what terrible emotional disasters follow from that.
rocco I can't quite make out the detail ...is she promoting having them in her mouth only if they are tipped ? (ahem)
Quote by Pixie
Hey!! I got a 30 too!! LOL Whats so bad about that?? LOL


I'm relieved to learn that LUSH has at least two nice, decent, innocent, pure minded girls here Pixie (lets not tell the whole truth hey girl ??)
Quote by Deadly
Been away watching a DVD, just got back and saw it, also just replied to it. Thanks for the kind words, but I think we both agree on the essentials and also agree with Lush on them too.


yes we do and LUSH must be supported all the way
Do I hear Waltzing Matilda in the background Kanga40 hee hee hee ...I LOVE it when the Ozzies get wound up !!!! Wonderful to see 3 of them here in this thread.

Kanga - now I know what I've been missing all these months so come out of your corner and lets see some more of you.

Kanga40 wrote PS: Did you manage to get the impression that the ‘non authors can’t comment’ bullshit annoys me???
I sure hope I got that feeling across!


Yes dear, it came across - but what's an old reprobate like you doing in a nice place like this ????? Do we have C2C to blame?
OK then C2C you've shamed me into it.

Score was 30

What does your score mean?

You haven't exactly been making your rounds in the bedrooms of America. When it comes to sex, you lean towards the conservative side and don't seek out wild and crazy bedroom adventures. There are many possible reasons for your virtue; sex may be a meaningful act for you, one that you share with only those you care about. In that case, bravo! Or perhaps it's a question of morals, and you just don't see how sleeping around fits into your lifestyle. Once again, bravo! After all, better safe than sorry; promiscuity brings a lot of potential risks (STD's, pregnancy, losing respectability, and feelings of shame). So if refraining works for you, you're the one who benefits in the long run.

So there we are.

BUT I have never had an obscene caller on the phone - if one called me I MIGHT be tempted to play and tease LOL As I'm ex-directory any call such as that couldn't be traced back to me (I hope)
Quote by roccotool
Now, now, this wasn't meant to be a men-bashing topic.


But she wasn't men bashing Rocco ... only telling the truth hee hee hee

We can bash much harder than that but we are too kind and gentle towards the undeserving sex LOL
I had thought the most abused word in the English language was "abuse" as it is unexplained and meaningless when used in articles. "Father abuses son" might be a headline ...does it mean he got a well deserved slap on the behind, or penile penetration? LEFT UNEXPLAINED THE MIND IMAGINES THE WORST SCENARIO.

SIMIILARLY WITH THE WORD "PORN." NOT ONE SENTENCE OF EXPLANATION WAS GIVEN, AS TO WHAT WAS MEANT BY THE USE OF THE WORD.

How 10 year old children can access "porn" I have no idea. To me, as an adult, it means they can access pay sites with explicit crude sex on view.

And the schoolboy (schoolgirl) howler ... 13 year olds view sex and females as an object. Of course they damn well do - what do they know of LOVE for goodness sake. Maturity brings with it the ability to LOVE as well as MAKE LOVE, but at 13 I hadn't a clue as to the incredibly complex interaction of love and sex and sex and love. But my goodness I knew what sex was ... it was what boys did to girls with their whangers. End of story !! Me the 13 year old expert.

The article was stupid and worthless.

Well if C2C can rant so can I lol.
Pineapple juice Lushx??? You know something I don't know??

But to answer Rocco ---I would do whatever he would do in the same circumstances !!!
Quote by Lush
lol. he's married with 2 nippers.

this is the gals ask guys section Susan, come on dear, keep up!


I WAS asking --- me gal gav guy --- do you want him all to yourself ????
Quote by Curious2c
So gals,

What is it you look for in a man or significant other? Body of a God (s)? Hair style? GQ Style? Nice car/motorcycle/truck? Lots of money? All their hair, teeth, and other body parts?


He must of course be healthy (in his bank balance)
Even tempered (when he sees my jewellery bills)
Understanding (when I am with my lover)
HARD (to displease)
Loving (to please my every wish)


Well C2C you DID ask ...and there MUST be one somewhere
Quote by Curious2c
Tell me what your perfect lover looks like and what they will do for you.


Part 1 ---- He must be distinguished and good looking. He must carry a camera and it's essential he has turned 50.

Part 2 ---- He must take me for walkies in my wheelchair.