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She is certainly very popular- a "New Wave" alternative humour person. Maybe I'm too old to appreciate her, but she seems a bit obvious to me.
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SusanEngland
Over 90 days ago
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It will NEVER take the place of a glass of warm milk and a chocky biscuit for me
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Quite funny. Is that from Saturday night live?
"Quite Funny??" I thought they were absolutely hilarious !! Did you see both episodes? In the first one, the one in the living room, I wonder what the girl was supposed to be doing to herself when the scene opened !!
I don't have Spanish, and suppose the punch line translates into American as "What the F..K" 0r
into real English as ""My goodness - what on earth is going on, old chap. Or Old Girl as the case might be."
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My guess is that the man in the hat was the first book salesman - what's your guess, Lush?
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Damn - When I clicked on the link I was told the subject had been removed
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Presumably the latter question was preceded by the first LOL !!!
Susan x x x
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The Marquis de Sade
What made me not terribly surprised LOL You avatar gives you away Mr Plow
I don't think I have read him. What titles do you suggest reading and where does one find them?
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Nobody else likes reading?
I echo Insomniac --- come on you Members - say your piece
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You are such a romantic at heart Susan
Her particular brand of romantic fiction specifically aimed at women turns me off totally though.
Do you like Barbara Cartland too? LOL
I don't like Barbara Cartland one little bit.
I admit I'm romantic at heart, but then women tend to be, don't you think? I know men seems to like the warlike stories with blood and gore flowing freely. Just one of the many differences between the sexes isn't it?
When I was at Uni one of the saddest jokes I was ever told was where a girl says to her male lover after he had had his pleasures "Do you LOVE me?" To which he replied "Of course I love you, I fuck you don't I." The men in the party fell apart laughing but we females just looked at one another. Words between us were not necessary.
But, Insomniac, we still fight the odds and TRY to make men fit to live in a decent society
By the way - who is the author you mention and what does he write?
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dld - yes I agree it looks authentic - I merely wonder at how the definition of "single" is arrived at.
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A couple were celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful and loving couple."
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon, "explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon on a pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled.
My wife quietly said, "That's once."
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my
wife quietly said, "That's twice."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead.
I started an angry protest over her treatment of the mule, when she looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."
And we lived happily ever after.
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BTW guys - I adore men I really do --- honest !! - Susan
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon, "explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon on a pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled.
My wife quietly said, "That's once."
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my
wife quietly said, "That's twice."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead.
I started an angry protest over her treatment of the mule, when she looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."
And we lived happily ever after.
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BTW guys - I adore men I really do --- honest !! - Susan
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Wiskas that made me laugh!!
But here is a small reflection on WHY women might choose lesbianism (which by the way I do not)
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The husband had just finished reading a new book... "You can be the Man of
Your Own House."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly,
"From now on YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and MY WORDS ARE LAW! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I am finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. Then after dinner, you are going upstairs with me and we will have all the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax, you will wash my back and towel me dry and bring my robe. Then you will message my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f*****g funeral director would be my guess."
But here is a small reflection on WHY women might choose lesbianism (which by the way I do not)
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The husband had just finished reading a new book... "You can be the Man of
Your Own House."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly,
"From now on YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and MY WORDS ARE LAW! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I am finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. Then after dinner, you are going upstairs with me and we will have all the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax, you will wash my back and towel me dry and bring my robe. Then you will message my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f*****g funeral director would be my guess."
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That's a very interesting statistic - I wonder exactly what "single" means in the USA. Does it imply the figures are for people who are not even in a significant relationship? Those that ARE in s significant relationship but not living together? Not married?
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It looks like a Wererabbit !!!
Poor girl it's a wonder she wasn't scared to death being held by a particularly malevolent looking bunny wabbit LOL. Although she does look slightly apprehensive don't you think, whitenight?
Poor girl it's a wonder she wasn't scared to death being held by a particularly malevolent looking bunny wabbit LOL. Although she does look slightly apprehensive don't you think, whitenight?
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Glad to meet you, Teezer - great to see another female posting
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Have a very pleasant break and hope you come back refreshed !
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What is it about our orgasms that are such a fascination I wonder?
I did find, though, that even females with severe spinal problems could be enabled to enjoy the incredible feeling that an orgasm brings to us.
However, for any writer of erotica it can hardly be any surprise that a significant part of it is in the mind - the most erotic part of the body in my opinion.
I did find, though, that even females with severe spinal problems could be enabled to enjoy the incredible feeling that an orgasm brings to us.
However, for any writer of erotica it can hardly be any surprise that a significant part of it is in the mind - the most erotic part of the body in my opinion.
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This is as difficult as identifying a favourite book.
Almost impossible to say but if pushed I would say Jane Austen. She lived from 1775 to 1817 and her books are almost akin to videos of her contemporary life. She wrote only of things she knew and people she had met but the fascination for me is the snapshot they give of the real life of her times.
She had an acid wit and many of her characters can still be seen today. Wonderfully compelling for me.
Almost impossible to say but if pushed I would say Jane Austen. She lived from 1775 to 1817 and her books are almost akin to videos of her contemporary life. She wrote only of things she knew and people she had met but the fascination for me is the snapshot they give of the real life of her times.
She had an acid wit and many of her characters can still be seen today. Wonderfully compelling for me.
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GOSH !!! An impossible question to answer - But some of my favourite writers are
Pride and Prejudice, and Sense and Sensibility --- both by Jane Austen
The many stories of Georgette Heyer covering the period of the late 1700's to early 1800's
Janet Evanovitch and her Stephanie Plumb novels are hilarious- great wit and humour
Dick Francis - terrific stories covering so many different wonderfully researched backgrounds
John Grisham is a great favourite
Sue Grafton's Kinsey Millhone private eye stories
Bill Bryson who writes with great humour about his world travels
Patricia Cornwell's forensic stories fascinate me, although her niece is a bit of a pain in the bum.
I still re-read Agatha Christie when I'm in the mood, too.
The list goes on and on and on. One favourite is impossible to identify.
Pride and Prejudice, and Sense and Sensibility --- both by Jane Austen
The many stories of Georgette Heyer covering the period of the late 1700's to early 1800's
Janet Evanovitch and her Stephanie Plumb novels are hilarious- great wit and humour
Dick Francis - terrific stories covering so many different wonderfully researched backgrounds
John Grisham is a great favourite
Sue Grafton's Kinsey Millhone private eye stories
Bill Bryson who writes with great humour about his world travels
Patricia Cornwell's forensic stories fascinate me, although her niece is a bit of a pain in the bum.
I still re-read Agatha Christie when I'm in the mood, too.
The list goes on and on and on. One favourite is impossible to identify.
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Very very clever - it reminds me of these incredible pieces of artwork which tease and confuse the eye and brain, not that the latter is very hard to achieve I'm afraid.
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Sir Knight this is a most well deserved honour. I sincerely congratulate you.
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You would need to use both hands to pass anything Lush hee hee hee.
My my what a big girl and they even look genuine too !!
Pretty though. very pretty.
My my what a big girl and they even look genuine too !!
Pretty though. very pretty.
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Some people would "confess" to anything if the fee is big enough. No shame, obviously.
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http://www.hitchedmag.com/article.php?id=221 hmmm, tricky one this
The Orgasm Debate
It’s been studied for more than a hundred years and yet science hasn’t been able to decipher what kind of orgasm is better: vaginal or clitoral?
BY DR. TRINA READ
Which Is Better: Vaginal Or Clitoral?
The question remains, is there a best kind of orgasm? The answer would have to be absolutely not. An orgasm is an orgasm is an orgasm, regardless of how it manifests itself. The bottom line is, it does not matter how a woman climaxes so long as she enjoys herself in the process.
I suppose that "DR TRINA" is both a doctor of some kind (but there are many kinds) and a female.
I do agree with the final paragraph that an orgasm is an orgasm is an orgasm and that as we women vary in our emotional and sexual characteristics, an orgasm is very likely to vary in intensity and nature from woman to woman. So the whole alleged academic study is worthless.
I absolutely know without a shadow of a doubt the best kind of orgasms are the ones I have, and never mind all this blethering by the academics, most of whom seem to be men getting off on their 'researches' and 'writings.' LOL - They can't have a female orgasm or know or even imagine what it is like - why don't they write about themselves and male orgasms I wonder? I also wonder how many orgasms they surreptitiously achieve whilst writing about us hee hee hee. Gallons and gallons worth I would guess. One can hear the cry as they work "Pass me another bucket I'm starting the next chapter gasp gasp gasp."
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Re your "Subject Heading" on this, Lush, I wonder if he was particularly well endowed?
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Sir Knight you are very sweet and I will let you keep your bright shining armour after all. (Make note to cancel Bin Lorry)
BTW have you ever been to the Tower of London and seen Henry VIII's armour? A VERY manly protuberance was built in it for him in the appropriate place !!!
I wonder if your's is similar, or whether you have chained male (gosh - sorry - chain mail I meant)
BTW have you ever been to the Tower of London and seen Henry VIII's armour? A VERY manly protuberance was built in it for him in the appropriate place !!!
I wonder if your's is similar, or whether you have chained male (gosh - sorry - chain mail I meant)
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My story, "Love is - to be together, Always" is a St Valentines Day story which revolves around two mature people. There is no sex. None at all.