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SusanEngland
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 64
United Kingdom

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Someone has been busy there digitally haven't they hee hee hee.

I wonder what the tattoos symbolise? All comments and interpretations would be welcome, so come on everyone, give your suggestions.

My own (referring to the tattoos on his/her left hand) would be "Now you see it, now you don't"
Mmmm I have my doubts about the first pair, but the second girl is nice I agree.
Thank god I am not a man and forced by media articles to have to "perform" and "achieve" and be capable of giving multiple orgasms to a partner whilst at the same time feeling the inadequacy of only a 6 or 7 inch thingamabob instead of the 9 inch + that every other man seems to have. Oh and did I mention "thickness" too?

It really can be satisfying to know that I need simply lie back and think of England
I think, Mr Plow, you will find that the inhabitants are almost exactly like us, but originating from Eastern Europe and Mexico.

I heard a report that they we have been receiving messages to remit benefits to them in their new home. But I can't confirm that.
Thanks Toby and Insomniac ... now what about our other male members
(ohmygod did I really type that ???)
(Susan re-reads - yes it's OK I thought for a moment I had written male's members !!)
We seem to be getting a lot of rather solemn research into various sexual matters.

Here is a question for you men.

Does it matter to a man that his bride (BRIDE not a casual partner) has had full physical intimacy with

1 ... another man or

2 ... several men

prior to her marriage to him?

and

3 ... is virginity in general of any relevance in today's society?

What do you men think?
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I meant the real dangly stuff


Hopefully the husband would have rummaged around there prior to agreeing to get married


I wonder if we should ask one of our erstwhile researchers to give is the PERCENTAGE of virgin brides who had NOT been "rummaged."

Does being "rummaged" equate with the loss of virginity for a girl? What do you men think?
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What is he trying to do down there, hotwire the car?


He certainly is NOT hotwiring her, is he Mr Plow LOL
As the lady suggested, this is a personal decision for the female and hers is the responsibility for it, with all the implications for hit and run pregnancy and HIV.

I do not say this in any critical way, but men are always "up for it" - it's in the nature of their hormones to be so.

I have an uneasy feeling that females who "drop them" on a first date are seeking more than the obvious.

I cannot speak for any female other than myself, but to my mind there is a huge difference between mere sex on a first date, and the loving sexual intimacy that comes from having a deeply loving, longer term relationship, which can bring with it an uninhibited and honest gift of body and being.

Of course this probably needs to be jazzed up at times with toys, clothing, erotica etc !!! Yummy LOL
I am amazed that so many were published a long, long time ago.

I've dipped into Dr Spock, The Guinness Book and of course The Bible.

Does that make me a "chickened-out dipper?)
Going round in circles for HALF AN HOUR and she still hasn't broken into a sweat ??? Get a new man, my girl hee hee
Congratulations Insomniac - your threads on books and writers and movies certaily made members take notice. Good for you.
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An innocent female adjustment to make her look perfect on her day --- but I shall love to see the speculation and comments from the men !


LOL Susan. Doesn't look that innocent to me from the look on her face.

What can she be adjusting down there, knickers? Garter belt? Are there frames in those things? So many questions


There would be an underskirt of net to flounce out her skirt ... if it showed below the hem of her dress it would need adjusting --- and that's only one possibility

Some brides like to wear a garter

Any knicker adjustment would be the groom's privilege !
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Would be nice having a 3 hour dvd of a fish tank like that, stocked with hundreds of different varieties... scuba diving is great but you can't stay down that long smile


Couldn't you just buy a fishtank?


Wouldn't it blow a fuse in the video when you poured the fish in? Technical I am not.
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Who?


I agree ... double who?

I once had a kini made of that material and lost it in the sea diving into a large wave, as she is in danger of losing hers. Hubby (blast him) stood there laughing like a maniac, and then (bless him) went to bring me a towel to preserve my modesty.
I don't "do" movies but I found that reference immediately, so I will leave an informed reply to the experts.

(anyway I wouldn't have a clue as to what to post as a challenge unless it were "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do" !!!)
An innocent female adjustment to make her look perfect on her day --- but I shall love to see the speculation and comments from the men !
I didn't get a trailer . I would have been interested to see it in view of your comment
Now then Insomniac ... you are not going to tell me that boys never did the naughties in the cubicles?

Well if you do I won't believe it LOL

ERmmm candles ?????????????? ... No comment as they say, we were just good friends !
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Hi Susan -- I see we are both Eddie Izzarding !!! Nice quote btw


Hi Sami -- hey that clip is very funny. I wonder who was the audience? They all seemed to understand and respond !!

Nice bum Sami kiss kiss !!


Thank you Susan (she says, blusing modestly)

But actually I think your rose is very evocative. Is that the word I want? mmmm yes I think it is LOL Do you get many pistils in there?


Well it was plucked most carefully. See you in the girls loo? End cublcle LOL
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Hi Susan -- I see we are both Eddie Izzarding !!! Nice quote btw


Hi Sami -- hey that clip is very funny. I wonder who was the audience? They all seemed to understand and respond !!

Nice bum Sami kiss kiss !!
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You heathens! It's actually a sex toy

Here's a larger version. I don't like much of his work - many people will know him from his work on Alien and subsequent films - he won an oscar for best visual effects something or other


I don't fancy that if my deductions are correct! I mean, I know there are ribbed things and tickler things but that ... I bet it doesn't feel at all nice.

(Susan scratches her head --- now where the devil did I put that carrot?)
Nature clothing her creations in beauty ... lovely ... and, Lush, to paraphrase,

"There are more things in heaven and earth ... than are dreamt of ... " by mere man.

Lucky Lush, you obviously had a wonderful time in Fiji. I quite envy you !
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Susan show me your bum and I will give you a hands on evaluation and written statement hee hee hee.


Don't go away I'm cumming right now.

Sorry -- I will reword that... I am coming right now

But the bronze --- don't you think it is male? Is that his dinger there with a big fat knob end to it?

Can Lush throw any light on this erudite conversation?
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I was amused by your comment, Filmgoer. I don't see much cinema but I have read the name in reviews I suppose. Now at least I know what he looks like too.

Who do you rate as worst among the females?


Sandra Bullock. No-one comes close to how abysmal she is as an "actress".


My husband fancies her --- any time he sees her in film I know I'm in for a nice time later LOL
I do WISH people would not post pics of voluptuous bums (sad sigh)

Pssst ---- Lush ..... does my bum look big in this ?
Isn't that the line from The Mad Hatter's Tea Party?

If so, the reply was "I haven't the slightest idea"

I remember we had to "do" The Mad Hatter's Tea Party in French in order to impress the assembled parents during our second year at high school, in an attempt to indicate they were getting value for money in the education of their little darlings !!!

I was Alice and the line for some reason has always stuck in what passes now for my mind

"Pourquoi un corbeau resemble-t-il a une pupitre?

Je n'en ai pas le moinde idee ! "

Isn't it strange how some things are remembered ? - that was 33 years ago when I was 12. Young, sweet, naive, innocent of the ways of wicked men !!!!!
My guess is the the Conservatives will win the next General Election ... but the Labour Party favours Brown to follow Tony Blair
the beauty of the flower ones would be wasted on men !! But I understand men spend most of the time when at the urinal in peeking at other men to see if they are bigger """ (That should get the men going hee hee hee)
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In some of her sketches she comes across as a pale imitation of the Little Britain council house 15 year old girl character - the "yeah but, no but" one. Still, she must be very popular in England if she can get those famous people on board.


There are national local council elections and Tony Blair stands down as Prime Minister very soon --- I know I seem cynical but it was for Political purposes