I don't know how sensitive the penis would be to these teeth, but I would have thought that the woman would likely finish up dead or shot or with her throat slit especially if he was holding a knife to her neck to terrify her into submission.
I don't know if I like the sound of this device.
I thought it was quite clever and well done - loved the rhythm - spoiled for me though the moment the Rap started - don't like Rap.
Is this an alternative to the WORD word counter?
Was it Breakfast Tea, Early Gray, Typhoo - it makes a difference you know.
What a disgrace for the Land of Herbal Remedies.
In the UK a series of shops called "Doctor China" has opened up. I was Peking through the window (sorry guys that was an AWFUL pun) and saw a Chinese assistant putting tiny scoops of herbs into a container, mixing them and then dispensing them into small sachets, almost like tea bags.
When the shopper came out with her purchase, I couldn't resist asking what was the cost.
Apparently she had paid £50 (approx $100 US) for the sachets, to be taken 3 times a day for 4 weeks. Not bad I thought. I wonder if tea leaves were among them??
Great story - the p.s. says it all doesn't it !!!!!
Thanks Kylie
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A: wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A: winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love?
A: bonky winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while
breaking wind?
A: stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
A: honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
A: plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye making love while
breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a
Truck?
A: Bloody talented!!!
Knight you are a CREEP - and I thought you loved only me. I think I shall shell you like a peeled lobster and put your protective suit in my bin for recycling.
Some men -- really --- buttering up to the Boss Lady like that ... HUMPH
(she has nice legs though - go all the way to the top too)
[be still my beating heart]
"The automobile changed our dress, manners, social customs, vacation habits, the shape of our cities, consumer purchasing patterns, common tastes AND POSITIONS IN INTERCOURSE."
John Ketas (The Insolent Chariots, Ch.1) ----
but the capital letters were mine all mine LOL Susan x x x
Excellent reverse photography - he certainly created some tantalising shots - but for me it went on for too long and was too much the same. Clever though.
DON'T DO IT XARA !!!
OK I'M FEMALE AND DON'T SEE THINGS AS MEN DO, BUT HONESTLY .. TAKE A LOOK AT ANY WOMAN WHO'S HAD IMPLANTS AND THEY LOOK HORRIDLY ARTIFICIAL. YUCK YUCK YUCK LOL
Thank you, Lush. (Nice thighs btw !!)
" I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
G.K. Chesterton
See my brief details in my post in this thread under "Hello Forum from Susan England."
Admin - Her favourite sport was swimming the breast stroke I'm told
So - as all who come here are either writers or readers of erotica and porn, do members feel that article describes us?
Tick your answers to the questionnaire and send under plain brown cover please for more astounding revelations !!!
Lush thanks for picking that up and posting it here.
There's a great deal of truth in what the interviewee has to say.
I'm proud to be a writer of erotica !!! Not that I have anything to say against porn.
I dread to think of carrying that lot around with me. I think I'd fall flat on my face !!
AND, dear Sir Knight, "manners maketh man" as they say ?
"Assistant Lake County Prosecutor Michelle Baeppler was on the case.
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- I can imagine the fall of effluent on my poor head if I were to hand out such accolades !!! 
Bad, baaad Lush 
What are "signatures" please? 
