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SusanEngland
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 64
United Kingdom

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Insomniac thanks for this.
Well, bless her, she gave us a brief (very brief) world tour and even finally remembered the question related to the USA.
It would be very, very funny if it were not so sad. But with her beauty she need never regret the lack of a brain.
C2C it amused me too, but as I looked at it, it began to look a bit like "The Revenge of the Monster Lobsters" LOL
This ever happened to you? Read below before opening picture.

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the
internet all night .

You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going
to have a monster hangover....

You wake up the next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which
she used last night....

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....

You circle the car looking for dents and find none....

But Wait a minute..........................

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Quote by Curious2c
Myself, I need to be in the mood to write or read poetry. I like it, but in small doses.


Don't be modest C2C - you made a fine crack at it in your contribution. Very good stuff. But I do agree with you about being in the mood, and the small doses too.
Thank you Teezer !!

But thank Lush she is great at getting us going and puts a huge amount into the site.

So cum everyone - give it a go - we are all friends here
To answer Lush
I scratched my tush
and sought for inspiration

My hubby brave
came to my aid
and gave me some dicktation

“Go to that Site
of pure Delight
and read the stories there”

And so I did
as he had bid
which left me soon quite bare

Those writers deft
soon caused my cleft
to weep for more attention

As I fell back
he felt my crack
so now I have to mention

To write a pome
I have to own
for girls has no little danger

Be sure your muse
is one you choose
and comes not from a stranger
Quote by Lush
Quote by SusanEngland
Quote by Filmgoer
"If you had another, I'd show you a neat juggling trick"


I like that oneFilmgoer

But how about "Camillas hang down a bit more than yours dear."


That's a bit below the belt Susan....so he said


What a GROANER Lushx lol
That was good - talented - amusing - witty- innovative - I guess he would be called a geek?
I have regretfully been away from Lush for weeks and weeks and after intial logging in problems (thank you Gav and Lushx) I was finally able to go walkabout last evening. I didn't complete my tour so have only just read this thread.
I am VERY touched by the messages you have left for me, and thank you. Excuse me if I give a little sniffle but this is so unexpected. Thank you my dear Forum Friends. x x x x x
Quote by Curious2c
'Virgins Wax' is beeswax in native form...but I'm not certain of that at all, it's the only thing I can think of.


Oh how disappointing --- I liked my erotic imaginings much more than your logical and no doubt correct reasoning C2C lol But thank you.
Quote by Filmgoer
"If you had another, I'd show you a neat juggling trick"


I like that oneFilmgoer

But how about "Camillas hang down a bit more than yours dear."
Quote by Lush
Quote by Kat
You guys are disgusting.


I second that. They deserve to be angry penguined (I had to look that up....urban dictionary has some quite disgraceful stuff in there ).


And I third that. Why do men want to humiliate us in such a disgusting way.
Of course he could be the opposite of a Shemale ---- would that make him a Heshe? Now THAT might be something to giggle about.Even goggle about.

I've seen pics of shemales and some of them are GORGEOUS. I wonder what it's like doing the big "IT" with a beautiful shemale ? Hmmmmm
Of course he could be the opposite of a shemale ---- would that make him a Heshe?

I've seen pics of shemales and some of them are GORGEOUS. I wonder what it's like doing the big "IT" with a beautiful shemale ? Hmmmmm
Lush did you see the opposition's pic of the naked girl saying "Read my lips - no more Bush" It amused me but out of respect to yuor Preident I will not post it here.
Requests by email will be answered lol
What an intersting sounding site.... now who shall I be I wonder .... must try and remember to give that a go !!!
Quote "A slimming aid To drop a dress size, mix 'oyl of foxes', 'oyl of lilies' and some goose grease. Throw in a bit of turpentine and boil. Add 'virgin's wax' and apply to the place that 'languishes'. In other words, your flabby bits "

What on earth is Virgin's wax ???? and on a much less intimate or interesting note, what is "oyl of foxes"?
How TYPICAL ---- remember, Insomniac, it takes two to test !!!

Nothing (as ever) for the female partner !!!!
Quote by Curious2c
Hey Lush, I have an idea...

Why don't I buy a couple of them for you and then you let me eat them right off of you. We can answer all your questions and maybe even have some really great fun too.UX4LuZQBYQmn7vo2


Lush now you just listen to ME. I want you in NO LATER than 10.30 p.m. Make sure you wear TWO pairs of pantyhose and you ONLY let him kiss you ... no more ... and whatever you do, ypu do NOT get on the back seat of his car with him.

I will leave my mobile on and will come immediately you phone me.

Now remember, be a GOOD girl now.
Quote by Curious2c
Careful you two, you could both end up pregnant...talking about cracks and all.


But not from each other, C2C. LOL
It was intended to be a humourous comment C2C ..... but yes, the idiocy of them is explained in the first para isn't it
Quote by Lush
I don't know about you guys, but this kind of stuff scares me. Did someone say "Invasion of privacy"? Google streetview

Clever use of technology all the same. Click on the little orangey guy and move him around.


I used this yesterday to visit the city of Lincoln UK ... it was incredibly helpful, but I agree with the big brother aspect
Quote by Filmgoer
I would argue the exact opposite.

For example, the internet is the largest encyclopaedia there is - and is accessible to almost everyone in the developed world. How many people have an encyclopaedia these days? I don't know anyone that does. You can find out about absolutely everything in interweb land


You have misunderstood what I said ... I was in fact saying that the Internet is an excellent tool and that if traditional information storage devices go under, it is a shame, but part of the price to be paid for progress.
Quote by Lush
You crack me up Susan


Are you being suggestive again Lush? Let's keep my 'crack' out of this if you please !!
I didn't use the links to read the content (if there was any) of the book under review. As for the review, typical "paid by the column inch" stuff.

I gather part of the argument was that traditional information sources such as encyclopaedias could be closed. If so, any advance in technology causes some skill or source of supply to be at best diluted and sometimes closed and forgotten.

The rope makers, shipwrights in oak, tar suppliers and sail makers of the ships of two centiries ago. The makers of carts and carriages - the traditional blacksmiths - the makers of traditional typewriters, where are they now?

Technology will not be denied will it? And why should it? The entrepreneurs will discover new ideas, new outlets.

One thing remains unchanged - SEX - and of course the lies and deceits perpetrated on us by politicians.
Eeh Bah Goom its them Yorkshire folk at it again.

Narrow minded lot the councillors aren't they. But at least the sheep no doubt had a rest while they debated the issue.

I thought the advert was very funny.