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SusanEngland
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 64
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I was a baaaaaad mistake for me to read that as I was pouring my third glass of red wine !!!!
"Turns out Farrell had taken advantage of a radio promotion offering $2,000 to anyone who could deliver him to the station, collaring the guy -- nicknamed Stress by locals -- and helping him claim the bounty."

I'm not sure what the above means ?????

I agree with you Lushx, It's easy when you have megabucks in the bank to make this kind iof gesture and for the waiting critics to say "just promotional PR" ...but how many even give a modest amount to charity. Not a great number of people compared with those in affluence. Especially those among his critics
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Check them out here. (No under 18's warning applies )

and not a shaved pussy in sight !! Nice one mrplow !!
It opened for me with no problem today ... and I refuse, I positively will NOT tell you that my best score on all 4 sheets was a 5.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr even after copy and paste with the link it still wouldn't open
"The Sun" is one of our rubbish rags but has its readership providng it uses only words understood by 4th grade children. The way that the media encourage the paparazzi to dog the footsteps, night and day, to get pics to stimulate sales, frankly sickens me.

But this article actually raises Madonna in my eyes. I half suspect it was a tease on her part to stimulate not herself, but editors of such papers. Good for her. More power to her penetrator !!
Having seen a few pics of blatant sexuality in public by what I assume have been Japanese nationals, I'm surprised at this article. I had the impression they had a very lenient attitude towards love making. I suppose this article relates to what is broadcast on everyday TV.
I have seen very few video clips but those mosaics are an irritation. Soft porn does nothing for me at all.
The only two sexually explicit movies I have see which I enjoyed, were where the intimacy was a PART of the movie, and not the REASON for the movie.
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The presenter is a little short on grey matter - he thought the moth in the picture was a horse

I looked yet again - at least he didn't picture it as a vagina, although his finger did trace round it very lovingly, didn't it ? Maybe he's a horse lover?
What the devil was that all about? I played it twice and still couldn't understand what he was saying.
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I'd bet you $500 that it's almost impossible to embarrass Susan Have you read any of her stories? I blushed at some of them, and I thought that was impossible for a male of my age!


You must tell me which made you blush mrplow ...obviously I should write more of those LOL. But thank you for reading ANY of them.
Interesting mixture of men and women - it might have been interesting to see a list culled from recent times (say the last 150 years or so.) After all that period would cover the years of do called democracy and civillisation.
I notice that O Bin Laden is missing from the list too.
C2C try to think of your age as simply a number. If you expect to be less effective in the you know what department, then you WILL be less effective. If your DMA (Desirable Manly Attribute) keeps looking you in the eye every morning, what does age matter?
I think it's prudent that a nice girl like me keeps out of these postings from here on !!!!! I think the messages are getting very cheeky.(ahem)
The Prime Minsiter's thing was tedious I thought. But I found the Chasers hilarious !!!
I have that recording. His singing appeared so effortless and he could move from the most delicate passages to the most powerful with perfect control and transition. I don't really enjoy the tenor voice but his is exceptional. I cannot say "was exceptional" as his legacy will be with us for many decades to come; his magical voice will be almost immortal.

I understand his father was a singer too, and that he and Luciano attended as members of a choir, a music festival in Wales when Luciano was a youth. They won the competition and it was that successs which caused him to decide on a musical career.

What a gifted man.
What a shameless girl to advertise her double barrelled availability.
Tut tut what would Mummy say
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I think we originally had it set up that way, but no-one was signing up to post comments.

As always I'm happy to go with what the majority of us would like - perhaps take a poll on it?


A poll would be good - but would it be open to members and guests too?
I like number 3

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

mmmm let me think now ???
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer 2004 Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator:
This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator:
This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst:
Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious

5. Softball announcer:
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst
He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew

8. Soccer commentator:
Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

9. Tennis commentator:
One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?
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I second that. I've never liked the ability to make comment annoymously. Having said that, you can still be an ass with an account ...


Yes of course you can Anfernee, but at least the author can reply to the critic. Anonymous vindictive comments are wicked.
As a writer, I would go further than Lush on this, as I sometimes wonder at the motives of people who leave cruel, vindictive and belittling comments on stories without saying WHY they regard it in that way. What do they gain for themselves by saying "This story is terrible and deserves a zero mark"? This sort of comment is particularly offensive when the person making the comment, hides in a cowardly way behind anonymity.

To say "this story didn't work for me because ........" is potentially helpful to a writer who wishes to improve.

I would be very happy to see comments restricted ONLY to those people who have supported Lush by joining as a member, and who can therefore be replied to by the author, via the IM faclility.

Furthermore, we are in the happy and fortunate position, I see, of having active members from India and I for one welcome that diversity. The customs and traditions there are different from the West. The style of an Indian writer will probably be different from ours. We should respect their style and culture and learn from it.
On Fathers' Day you men should NOT be looking at girls like THAT.

Anyway, I could be just as desirable. If I had longer wavy hair. And if I was more pretty. And if I had her figure. And if I had a cozzie like the one she is wearing. So really there's no difference between that hussy and me. Couldn't tell us apart. No way.
Susan staggers to her utility room with a basket full of washing that needs ironing, mumbling ...men, hunh
ANY article on sex is guaranteed column inches.
Oh....Oh...should I have expressed that differently I wonder ??
But yes, Lushx, absolutely ridickulus
£6,000 per DAY ??????????????????????// and after an introduction fee of £3,000 ??????????????????
I'm going to have a word with my husband about this the next time he gets frisky.
What was that Darling? ................ right NOW ? ................. but I've only just showered again and it was only a half hour ago that you .................well if I really HAVE to mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I must be because I have a sweetly innocent mind, but I dont see any pornography in that collage.
Very witty - I didn't catch all of his speech but the parts I did, I was laughing with the guests. Excellent. Clever and hilarious opening. Thank you Lushx
Thank you Lushx - ain't Nature wonderful?

But I thought you were on holiday until tomorrow. Did you get chaste out of town? Oopps ...chased, I meant chased honestly I did.

But it's very good to see you back and I hope you had a pleasuarable and recuperative few days.