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SusanEngland
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 64
United Kingdom

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Dawn is pulling back the curtains of Night over northern Europe and the UK

NASA looks down from "Columbia"

I float like a butterfly
In haphazard flight.


Or perhaps
I float like a butterfly
From Ali to Clay


or even
I float like a butterfly
In rings that are square


Come on everyone .. lets have fun with this
Can anyone add ONE further line to EACH of the above?
I suppose any man in a position of power can find it easy to acquire a mistress (or even several.) The acquisition isn't confined to Tsars and Emperors and Kings, but to Presidents and heads of state.

Was it Queen Catherine the Great of Russia who had multiple lovers to comfort her? If it was I'm not sure if "the Great"referred to the numbers of lovers, or to her stamina in satisfying them all LOL

In the UK, the Press is always on the lookout for male Cabinet Ministers doing the naughty with their female (and sometimes male) assistants. So many of the idiots let themselves be found out by being indiscreet. Sex is normal. The need for sexual variety in men is well known. If ONLY they would keep it under the sheets so to speak, and not flop it out in public.

None of them even think of the mega-money that a mistress can sell her story for.

I can't BLAME anyone for falling into temptation, but it gets boring (dare I use that word in this context?) in the holier-than-thou media. I prefer erotica myself.

Now where was I ... oh yes "his hand slipped under the hem of her dress, caressing her silken inner thigh and ..." damn here's that blasted local news reporter again and I'm not dressed yet !!!!
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Detroit, May 14, 2007 -- Today MXN Ltd., announced the acquisition of the highly coveted domain name PORN.COM for total consideration in excess of $GUESS HERE Million USD.

Take a guess folks - was less than I expected.




With that previous quote from you Lush of the $BILLIONS generated in the USA, I would think it to be good value.......................... BUT I prefer the word EROTICA myself. Porn sounds cheap and horrid and nasty, far from the elegance of the Lush site (yeah and I creep too!!)
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That was VERY cute.
Not sure I would want all that ink all over my body though.
Whoever got the job of helping to wash it all off must have had fun.


Actually Zara it was I who "cleansed" her and the ink was EDIBLE ..... took me absolute AGES to get it all off her. I offer a free service by the way !!!
Amusing LOL..... and did I (gasp gasp) actually catch a brief glimpse oF (groan moan mmmmmm) A BARE NIPPLE

These models are hilarious ... that pouting they do is soooo awfully amateurish and non-sexy !!!
I had the privilege of reading that poem to the assembled congregation at the wedding of my husband's sister a few years ago. Wonderfully expressive words showing, declaring her love for Robert. Love it.

It is so tender, so beautiful I quote it below for lovers of poetry

SONNET XLIII, from THE PORTUGUESE

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of every day’s
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, - I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! - and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death
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Nice to see 2 heavyweights going at it - excellent so far....who's next?


Heavyweights? HEAVYWEIGHTS ???? OHGOD does my bum REALLY look big in this?
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Thank you, Lush.
I had hoped more of the other "more experienced" authors would be willing to comment, but, apparently not.
No matter. I have added to my story and consider it to be finished.

If I suck....then I suck...just wish someone had the balls to tell me so.


Stand by Xara - do not despair fair maiden - feedback in a few hours from me LOL
I know EXACTLY how you are feeling. I was the same when I very nervously posted my first story.
(But how another woman can have the balls to tell you I don't know !!!)
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Glad to have been of assistance.ubvhwYf4ShKmlaof


Thanks

There will be a special prize for the 10,000th post


HERE IS LATE BREAKING NEWS

Susan says she has posted the 10,000th message.

She is now undergoing intensive arithmetical tutelage, and the report from the Mental Institute is hopeful for a partial recovery. Maybe. Perhaps.

Remember her in your prayers tonight.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning from The Portuguese // I love that poem to Robert Browning.... so a male recipient?


I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
Beyond the ken of man
My heart and soul become slight
Taken in by your sight

I love your touch, I love your kiss
You take me from agony's abyss.
You lift me high, restore my worth
My love, my life, my renewed birth
(mental message forLush .... BEAST this is a tough one)

ermmmm

The Bride lay on her virgin bed

Her husband came in and asked for head.

She turned her back, which opened her crack .....



(Lush can finish this one and start the next !!!)
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Hi!

I'm a personal friend of one of the site owners here, and helping out promoting the site amongst other things.

Am not much of a writer myself, but do enjoy reading erotica - there's some very high standard stories here [smilie=co - hopefully we can get some publishers sniffing around these parts down the line


Hi Kat ... good to see you BUT
Personal friendship is no excuse for teasing us with "not much of a writer myself ..." so take the covers off and show us what you have (so to speak)

Nice avatar btw
Here is a challenge then --- what can we do with this one

The bride lay on her virgin bed
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A library in Vienna has begun the Eros-hotline, where punters can listen to an actress read extracts from classic and modern erotic literature.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,481710,00.html

LITERARY BODICE RIPPERS FOR A GOOD CAUSE

"So far 158 people have phoned up," Vienna Library spokeswoman Suzie Wong told an Austrian news agency on Monday. "They've spent around 660 minutes on the phone."


msm/ap



Around 4 minutes each on average? Obviously the lady actor has a sexy voice. She seems to work her magic on the listener quite quickly !
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Hey sl8r, I'm in the market for some cialis, viagra, casinos, huge black cocks, cheap hotels in vegas and a fake rolex.

Hit me up with the details


What is cialis please ??? I pass on the rest LOL


You wont be needing it, unless you can't get your clitoris erect


She has her moments given the right ambiance LOL
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I'd Hit i'.......

erm, maybe no....

I hope she's happy, that's all we can ever try to be


What strikes me as strange is that I would expect any female who wished to be male, to want to have the appropriate attribute(s) to go with it. In other words to totally abandon the feminine side of their nature and plumbing. After all I understand that prosthetics can be available.

If (and I say IF) the statement is true that 'she' was changed to an apparent 'he', then a wonderful job has been done in the chest area, and in growing facial, chest and other body hair which looks very realistic.

Massive hormonal changes took place and I'm surprised at what I see in the genital area.

But that person is attractive to neither gender I would have thought ...... and yet there he stands in 'his' masculine role and appears terrifically proud of his feminine parts.

And as for "Would I hit it?" I wouldn't touch it with a 20 foot pole LOL

Doesn't make sense to me.
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Someone has been busy there digitally haven't they hee hee hee.

I wonder what the tattoos symbolise? All comments and interpretations would be welcome, so come on everyone, give your suggestions.

My own (referring to the tattoos on his/her left hand) would be "Now you see it, now you don't"


That's where you're wrong Susan my dear. The person in question actually used to be a woman, and he claims to be the "first and only" female-to-male transsexual porn star. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Angel

Not sure how I stumbled across that one


With the size of her/his clit I'm surprised he got more fun from being male rather than female.
The poor girl looks starved to death... I wonder if she's been overdoing the diet
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I have 8 inches, and always lie back thinking of Susan.


Oh ENGLAND--- My Beloved England

Now up a bit ...higher ... HIGHER ......Mmmmmmmm hee hee hee
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Hey sl8r, I'm in the market for some cialis, viagra, casinos, huge black cocks, cheap hotels in vegas and a fake rolex.

Hit me up with the details


What is cialis please ??? I pass on the rest LOL