Quote by Gurlyboy
Well the back of the knee is a very sexual place and, according to Glenn Quagmire
This just made me piss my pants...Gigitty Gigitty...
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This just made me piss my pants...Gigitty Gigitty...
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SydneySider
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
Australia
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This just made me piss my pants...Gigitty Gigitty...
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I'll be much more realistic. I just let it go where it wants to go. Usually down to the left or the right, never up, gravity always wins...The only time it even starts in the up position is if I have a hard on while I pull up my pants. Then let nature take its course..
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Quote by cougarlovers
Nup, sorry man...thats a FAIL for me...just my opinion..
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Innocent.
Ever emailed or text a nude or semi nude photo of yourself to the wrong person? And if you did, briefly tell is what happened.
Ever emailed or text a nude or semi nude photo of yourself to the wrong person? And if you did, briefly tell is what happened.
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Innocent.
Ever been busted masturbating by anyone else other than your partner??
Ever been busted masturbating by anyone else other than your partner??
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Does not bother me in the slightest. I actually dont like the word "babe".
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Quote by Lavish
Kept going on about his ex. How annoying.
It wasn't just dropping her name in here and there either, it was constantly dribbling about her. How she used him, how she made him weary of women ect.
Honestly, get over it. Why even ask me out if you have this new found fear of women? I would have much prefered to be sitting in a bar with my friends than listen to this all night.
He also kept sending his food back where we were eating too, I have no issue with this if there is a problem with the food but he was just being difficult and rude to the waiting staff. I kind of hoped they somehow tarnished his food with a bodily fluid after being so mean to them.
The drive back to my house was a nightmare too, he drove way too fast and was abusive to the car in front (Who had a family inside) and kept driving up their arse. I hoped maybe the husband would stop his car, get out and give this guy a bit of slap but no, so this poor family had this deranged ape of a man continually critising his safe driving.
Needless to say I changed my phone number to stop any texts coming through from him and refused the offer of a second night out with him.
As a guy, guys like that irritate the shit out of me. Is it any wonder they cant find a girl friend. If he was driving like that, obviously to prove how much of a man he was, I would have asked him to stop, gotten out and called a cab. No wonder girls are turning to be with other girls with dicks like him on the lose. Rant over...
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Rafa getting done cost me too...I would have preferred he win anyway, not just because I had him in a leg of a parlay. I just dont like the way Novak carried on after the game. Be gracious in victory as well. I have to say, it was one of the most epic tennis matches I have ever witnessed. It was close to 2am this morning when it finished, but I dont think anyone was complaining about being tired this morning (maybe I did a little)..
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They are just words, and sometimes images, but they can be pretty powerful. Its been a while though since I have done it.
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Just because you're working, doesn't mean you turn off your libido. Sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do...actually, I find it much easier to get in the mood at work because you just start thinking about something and the more you try not to think about it, the more you end up thinking about it and you just have to it to get rid of the feelings. I find that if Im at home and plan to "crash the yogurt truck", it seems to take forever just to get it up...
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I'm posting this for a friend.
How true, how true....
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This is just my personal opinion, but the thought or sight of a guy sucking or fucking another guy is...well, its not my cup off tea, or coffee to put it mildly. But 2 girls going at it, HELL YEAH!!!
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Maria Kirilenko. Im not generally a blonde guy, but something about her eyes just draws me in
Danica Patrick. She is hot and drives race cars, what more could you want..
Danica Patrick. She is hot and drives race cars, what more could you want..
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I much prefer it waxed or shaved, but I also dont mind a little bit of hair if its kept to a minimum. When you have to stop to take a pube out of your mouth, you kinda lose the momentum, and I dare not stop.
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Agree. And they are a PITA. You cant see when you are parked next to one or driving behind one.
Trying to think of something to say in this thread is harder than you think...
Trying to think of something to say in this thread is harder than you think...
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I have a type of woman I find sexy. Busty curvy brunettes are my type. If I go saying I would not have sex with a black girl, it would be taken the wrong way. I feel the same way about a blonde as I do about a black girl. Beautiful?? yes, but not the type I would have gone after..thats all I'll say.
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You know what the sad thing is, most guys have nothing against women on the bigger side of the scale, but most are more concerned about what their friends will say behind heir back. I dont think my friends (my really close friends) would have said anything about my wife, but I know that others would have. All my friends love my wife and I could not give a shit what the others would say. Some of my friends have the hot "token" wife, but boy are they a pain in the ass....
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boxer briefs for me. I have both, but the boxers are almost exclusive for bedtime.
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I have never had a baby oil HJ, but the missus has used a moisturising lotion before, and they do feel great. Blow jobs, without the use of the hands, rarely make me cum. Although the sensation is sensational, there is not quite enough pressure there from the mouth alone. The use of both is awesome though when she puts her hand over her mouth. The baby oil does sound nice (and somewhat messy). Definitely be calling for a towel to lay on for that one.
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Hi 5 brother..dont question it, just roll with it. When my wife was pregnant she was as toey as a roman sandal. We unfortunately lost the baby very early, but her sex drive was off the charts for a few months after. I'd have to go back to the first few months of our relationship to find a time where I had more sex than that..
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"Like" and "you know" drive me fucking mental.
We have a few here in Australia. The Lebs love to say "seriously" in a non Australian accent. I have a very small tolerance for the way they carry on anyway. Surfy guys love to use the word "devo'd. I went to have a surf the other day and there were no waves, I was devo'd. As if someone just died. You're not devastated if there is no surf ya fuckwad. Actually, the whole surfy language and the way they talk (Bill and Ted style), just does my head in....oh, that could be an over used saying too..people just need to stop doing my head in and I'll stop saying it..
We have a few here in Australia. The Lebs love to say "seriously" in a non Australian accent. I have a very small tolerance for the way they carry on anyway. Surfy guys love to use the word "devo'd. I went to have a surf the other day and there were no waves, I was devo'd. As if someone just died. You're not devastated if there is no surf ya fuckwad. Actually, the whole surfy language and the way they talk (Bill and Ted style), just does my head in....oh, that could be an over used saying too..people just need to stop doing my head in and I'll stop saying it..
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Rob Thomas, Little Wonders
Let it slide, Let your troubles fall behind you
Let it shine, til you feel it all around you
And I dont mind, if its me you need to turn to
We'll get by, its the heart that really matters in the end
My wife went through a really rough patch a few years ago with depression and then the sudden death of her father. Thought this verse said everything about the way I felt for her and how I was always going to be there for her. It still touches a nerve when I hear it on the radio these days...
Let it slide, Let your troubles fall behind you
Let it shine, til you feel it all around you
And I dont mind, if its me you need to turn to
We'll get by, its the heart that really matters in the end
My wife went through a really rough patch a few years ago with depression and then the sudden death of her father. Thought this verse said everything about the way I felt for her and how I was always going to be there for her. It still touches a nerve when I hear it on the radio these days...
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yeah, she was the girlfriend of another friend. Well, I knew her long before they started going out, same circle of friends. He was a real prick to her too. Used to tease her about her weight. She was not fat at all, just had a bit of an ass, and a fine ass it was. Thankfully, no one (except maybe my sister who was a very close friend of hers) knew about it. Apparently my sister said something to me about her at home one night and I pinned her against the wall and told her to mind her own business. I dont even remember it happening. My mum told me the story a few years ago. Either I came home pissed one night or I blacked it out of my memory. Bit yeah, I had it bad for her but it was purely a look but dont touch situation. It sucked...
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I agree that the fact you are asking this question that you already know the answer. You sound unsure. If you are unsure, dont do it. You cant take it back if it turns to shyte...and the fact that your boyfriend wants to involve one of his friends shows how little respect for you he has, sorry. Maybe its a test. If you say yes, he might dump you. If you say no and he still dumps you, you're better off without him.
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Gee, Im going to have to sit on the fence with this one. I like both, a lot...
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Melbourne is a great city. If you are staying in the city, there are heaps of places to go. Its a very artsy city. A place to drink is never far away. Suburbs like St Kilda, Fitzroy and Richmond have a great feel. Also, get your ass to the races. Flemington, Caulfield or Moonee Valley (some night races there). Nothing better than a day at the races. Also lots to do and see along the river. Its not the spectacle of Sydney, but its got a charm all of its own. 3 weeks is a long time to spend in one city. I have been there a few times during the Spring Racing carnival and its an absolute buzz. If you like to shop, hold on to your hats. Probably one of the best places to shop anywhere in the world. I will give Melbourne that.
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Geez, my wife and I went to SexPo years ago and she got a bag with some goodies and also got a vibrating rotating dildo. I could not wait to use them on her, but they just sat in the closet for ages. Then one night I said, come on, lets try them. She was not overly keen with the dildo, it was a little big for her, but I reckon in the doggy position, I could have made it work for her. Then we tried a vibrator, well, she liked that. I used it on her a few times, she used it while we had sex. I enjoyed her exploring this other side of her sexuality. She has no trouble cumming anyway with some hand stimulation, but the vibrator was something else. Why he wouldnt use them on you?? May he feels that they would replace him at some stage..dunno
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I have been a member of a few different forums over the past 10 years from sports to photography (photography forums are the worst. Everyone knows fuckin everything and they always know more than you even if its not the case). I was a mod on a couple as well and was constantly reminding people to take it easy. It comes with the territory. The same things happen on all forums. Not searching for a similar topic before starting a new one, someone getting high and mighty about the smallest things because they can tell someone what they think with out getting punched out. We all figure it out eventually. Nice post by the OP..and im a newbe too, so scream politely at me...please 