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Well, I'd be very pleasantly surprised if any future Mrs. TM could pull of that 'outfit'. But I see it as more dressing for the honeymoon. Wearing it to the wedding would probably give my parents a heart attack.
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TransitionalMan
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 155
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I really enjoy B-movies like 'Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!' or 'Frankenhooker' A good B movie can be great fun.
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Dinner, then a movie, then out for a drink or two. And then tells me: "I'm pregnant."
"Really? When did you find out."
"Well, it's not official yet, but I just know. I can kind of feel a baby growing inside my body."
At this point I can hear the theme to "The Twilight Zone" growing in volume inside my head. At the very least I don't know what to do. I remember saying something sensible about making sure before you make plans, and then she starts telling me about her ex, whom she's just certain made her pregnant the other night when she got him drunk.
It got worse from there. I decided to take her home, only the directions she gave me didn't match the directions she gave me when I picked her up. She had me drop her off at a different location. Turned out to be her ex's and it turns out he was with his new girlfriend and well, let's just say once was more then enough.
"Really? When did you find out."
"Well, it's not official yet, but I just know. I can kind of feel a baby growing inside my body."
At this point I can hear the theme to "The Twilight Zone" growing in volume inside my head. At the very least I don't know what to do. I remember saying something sensible about making sure before you make plans, and then she starts telling me about her ex, whom she's just certain made her pregnant the other night when she got him drunk.
It got worse from there. I decided to take her home, only the directions she gave me didn't match the directions she gave me when I picked her up. She had me drop her off at a different location. Turned out to be her ex's and it turns out he was with his new girlfriend and well, let's just say once was more then enough.
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I have a friend who works as a stripper and has done some girl-girl porn. She's intelligent, well-read, funny and hell yes I'd date her or any equivalent.
Would I date any of the Silicone babes pretending to be sluts employing their best Method-Acting Moan? Hell no.
Would I date any of the Silicone babes pretending to be sluts employing their best Method-Acting Moan? Hell no.
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I think the Onion got it best of all:
://.theonion.com/content/news/woman_married_to_fat_emotionally
Look, sparkly vampires. Guy over 100 follows around a 16 year old girl then sneaks into her bedroom to watch her sleep?
Can you say "Stalker"?
://.theonion.com/content/news/woman_married_to_fat_emotionally
Look, sparkly vampires. Guy over 100 follows around a 16 year old girl then sneaks into her bedroom to watch her sleep?
Can you say "Stalker"?
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Compared to what Geraldo Rivera, Gene Simmons and Wilt Chamberlain claimed she's a piker.
In all seriousness, how many men wouldn't be proud of that total? If that's what she wants then more power to her. It's her life, after all.
In all seriousness, how many men wouldn't be proud of that total? If that's what she wants then more power to her. It's her life, after all.
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While my body isn't what it used to be my brain has been vastly improved and that is worth far more.
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Who cares how many men my bride has been with so long as she loves me? Virginity really means nothing, love everything.
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Big breasts are a bit more obvious, and so catch the eye more quickly provided the owner dresses to highlight them. But the truth is that breast size really doesn't matter, all that matters is that they're there. So if a woman baiting the metaphorical hook, all she need do is accent a bit and our male imagination will do the rest.