Hello my lovelies.
I've been hectic today and haven't had a chance to be here much.
Big squishy hugs to you all.
Got my second jab so I should be all good to travel again when that's possible.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
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Twisted_Skald
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 48
Ireland
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Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Smart, creative and a talented poet.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Congratulations to you both. May you have many years of love, laughter and joy together.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Evening all, rumours I've become respectable are wildly exaggerated.
Hope you're all doing well and life is being kind to you all.
I've been run off my feet lately, so looking forward to a day off tomorrow.
I do have a family funeral to go to but I didn't know them very well so it'll be fine.
Plotting to sneak into town after and go shopping for some linen trousers.
My last pair got caught in a zip or something and a big jagged hole got ripped in the seat of them.
I know my ass has amazing properties but it doesn't have teeth...yet.
Big hugs to you all. Stay safe
Hope you're all doing well and life is being kind to you all.
I've been run off my feet lately, so looking forward to a day off tomorrow.
I do have a family funeral to go to but I didn't know them very well so it'll be fine.
Plotting to sneak into town after and go shopping for some linen trousers.
My last pair got caught in a zip or something and a big jagged hole got ripped in the seat of them.
I know my ass has amazing properties but it doesn't have teeth...yet.
Big hugs to you all. Stay safe
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Happy birthday Adrian.
Lots of big squishy hugs.
Have a wonderful day.
Lots of big squishy hugs.
Have a wonderful day.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Yes I would. Can't say I'd pay too much attention to the game mind.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
That is a beautiful thing to hear and to see. We should all have each others backs.
I'm shocked to hear that 22 people who served their country, left this world by their own hand.
We can and should do so much more to help people who have experienced terrible situations.
All I can do is pray for them all and for those who loved them.
May they meet again beyond the Veil.
Be with us all oh Goddess for we need You always. Most Blessed Be.
I'm shocked to hear that 22 people who served their country, left this world by their own hand.
We can and should do so much more to help people who have experienced terrible situations.
All I can do is pray for them all and for those who loved them.
May they meet again beyond the Veil.
Be with us all oh Goddess for we need You always. Most Blessed Be.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A troubadour of the old school, has a fabulous eye for the female form in all its many guises.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by kistinspencil
While the ladies are lounging outside, sucking down tailgate cocktails and giggling while the boys compare the size of their roman candles, I have been busy hanging a new gallery show in the newly soundproofed (for various reasons) Stall Three with Miss Pixel. It is a series of 27 images culled from the Rump's Raid footage. I call it Guess The Privates.
Anyone who wants to can fill out an I Recognize That Thing! scorecard and drop it in the pink Vote Vagina! box left over from the last Lush mayoral election (SPRITE IS MIGHT!). Whoever identifies the most naughty bits correctly gets a portfolio of signed 8 x 10 prints. Frame them, lick them, scare the straights, whatever. They're yours and I don't care, frankly. Note: In the case of a tie, Miss Pixel will choose the winner based on whatever criteria she deems most rewarding to her.
For those whose game pieces are included and who really wish they weren't, see me privately. I am sure we can come to some sort of appropriate compensation for all my time and effort. Boys, bring cash, no checks. Girls... we'll talk.
If you are disappointed that you weren't included, feel free to drop a note in the Complaint Box -- but do you really want to know why?
Happy Fourth everyone.
Um Kis, asking for a friend. How much for a binder full of the women?
For ...artistic...appreciation and celebrating the female form...absolutely not for anything vulgar.
Though if you have any of Sprite in there I can't promise I won't lock myself in one of the stalls for a long time.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning my drunken animals, I hope life is going well for you all.
Well folks I'm attempting to do battle with the dark forces of Excel. A rogue macro isn't doing what it's supposed to and well it's my code so I got to sort it out.
If you hear any blood curdling shrieks it's only me losing a little more of my sanity.
Slainte to our American cousins for their Independence Day.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning my drunken animals, I hope life is going well for you all.
Well folks I'm attempting to do battle with the dark forces of Excel. A rogue macro isn't doing what it's supposed to and well it's my code so I got to sort it out.
If you hear any blood curdling shrieks it's only me losing a little more of my sanity.
Slainte to our American cousins for their Independence Day.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Always make me smile with her laugh.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for the real caffeine fans. Refills with some Italian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Blows a kiss to BB and gives her a comforting pat for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Places a tray of hazelnut and chocolate croissants on the bar.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for the real caffeine fans. Refills with some Italian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Blows a kiss to BB and gives her a comforting pat for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Places a tray of hazelnut and chocolate croissants on the bar.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Funny, sexy, smart as they come. Has amazing taste in tunes too.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by AppleByBoom
Hi all. I've only just heard about this project, and what an amazing one it is! I might share a little at some point, but just now I just wanted to say I think this is a really brilliant space here for this community.
❤
Welcome.
We can all be kinder people, better communicators and more patient with ourselves and others.
If you ever feel the world is getting too much, share what you feel you need to here.
You'd be amazed the people who have been in a similar mindset or a bad place in life and can understand your pain.
Bug hugs and much love.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by JustAnotherSapphic
Not me needing to glue myself to Jane again, I swear. Nor is it me needing brain bleach after the weird, screwed up dream I had. [/quot
Have a big squishy hug
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Blows a kiss to BB and wipes down the bar one last time.
Switches the sign from The Witch is IN toOUT .
Slips out from behind the bar and blows a kiss to Bill
G'note folks time for this Witch to commune with the Moon, to ask for the gift of another dawn, to ask for us all to have a safe night, and many wonderful dreams.
If you hear what sounds like a cat being strangled rather ineptly from the back garden it's just me singing to Luna.
Ear plugs are on the bar.
Skald out!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by nicola
The Platinum Membership upgrade was removed at the same time we took out the Bronze Membership option.
If you PM "Gav" directly he can fix it up for you.
Thank you for your support.
Nicola,
Is that an option open to all of us who want to give you our money?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning my dears, I hope the world is being kind to you all.
I'm hoping to do a little writing today and catch up on the new competition entries.
Will pop back later to hand out hugs n stuff.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning my dears, I hope the world is being kind to you all.
I'm hoping to do a little writing today and catch up on the new competition entries.
Will pop back later to hand out hugs n stuff.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A no nonsense woman who always makes me laugh.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Roleplaying can be fun but sometimes there's a feeling you need to learn a script to make it all work.
Which can be a showstopper.
The worst ones are when someone tries to force a scenario on you and ignores what you respond with.
Which can be a showstopper.
The worst ones are when someone tries to force a scenario on you and ignores what you respond with.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by kistinspencil
Look to see if Michelle was there and wanted to go for a... walk
Look at that Kis, I lost my phone. Let's see if it wandered its way over to your place.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I find it's like a sneeze. You can go for ages without feeling a tickle in your nose. Some days you can feel that tickle growing in your nose and you know you're going to have to sneeze, really badly need to sneeze. Sometimes once you start you just can't stop till you've gotten it all out of your system.
That's how it feels for me anyway.
Some days I don't get more than mildly turned on, and others I have a serious need to release pent up tension.
That's how it feels for me anyway.
Some days I don't get more than mildly turned on, and others I have a serious need to release pent up tension.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Has a lovely bunch of coconuts..giggles.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
This morning about 20 minutes ago