Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'm always happy to taste myself or my lover. A big sloppy kiss after going down is a wonderful thing.
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Twisted_Skald
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 48
Ireland
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Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning you lovely lushies.
I hope everyone is having a wonderful day.
Kimmi ,don't worry about Terrance, he knows very well if he scares the ladies I wave my boots around.
He's been very good lately, so I got him an extra mallow.
Sprite, oh my dear sweet Rachel. Not all tears are bad, not all sorrow needs to be suppressed.
Let out the pain, and for a brief moment simply be human.
Some days it helps a lot to be able to accept that emotions don't have to make sense, and w, don't have to be able to explain them.
James, I see you've been pimping again. I really must get you a bad ass hat and a pimp cane so you can really pimp strut.
Elyse, I need my daily helping of big squishy hugs.
I've been keeping an eye on the rage cage, so if you've been posting there you might get a little letter from me.
Yes I can be a nosey interfering old baggage, but I know what's it like to fight your emotions. Sometimes it makes all the difference to have someone reach out and hold your hand.
So just in case you get one, that's why.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning you lovely lushies.
I hope everyone is having a wonderful day.
Kimmi ,don't worry about Terrance, he knows very well if he scares the ladies I wave my boots around.
He's been very good lately, so I got him an extra mallow.
Sprite, oh my dear sweet Rachel. Not all tears are bad, not all sorrow needs to be suppressed.
Let out the pain, and for a brief moment simply be human.
Some days it helps a lot to be able to accept that emotions don't have to make sense, and w, don't have to be able to explain them.
James, I see you've been pimping again. I really must get you a bad ass hat and a pimp cane so you can really pimp strut.
Elyse, I need my daily helping of big squishy hugs.
I've been keeping an eye on the rage cage, so if you've been posting there you might get a little letter from me.
Yes I can be a nosey interfering old baggage, but I know what's it like to fight your emotions. Sometimes it makes all the difference to have someone reach out and hold your hand.
So just in case you get one, that's why.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Handsome, charming and he knows how to spot bison on the plains
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by fuzzy1954
Looking around checking twice all seems to b set for our morning crew
"Self pat on my back" Well I think it getting time to play my last morning tune
Gov't Mule with Ann Wilson ..No Quarter
And mosey down the road
As I leave a picture from the Oklahoma herd. I call it New Life on the Prairie.
Everyone have a great day and stay safe
Ann Wilson from Heart fame?
Wow, what a tune.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by KimmiBeGood
Morning Daddy_D, Michelle, Carl, Elyse
Nice to see you sweet people.
Kimmi needs an ice cold drink pls.
I have started walking a park before work and today ... well, a men's running club was there.Tiny running shorts ... shirtless bodies ... sweaty bodies. I was torn whether to get behind them to watch their cute butts or position myself to walk in oncoming traffic of running men. I decided upon the latter and my mind quickly wrote a sexy story of a horde of sweaty, hot men running towards me to catch me, drag me into the bushes, and do a plethora of exciting things to me.
A great start to my day ...
Oh Kimmi. What a way to start a day. We you be keeping an eye out for when they run so you can meet up and flirt a little?
Goddess willing one of them will definitely treat you like the beautiful woman you are and show you the stars.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning my drunken animals, I hope life is going well for you all.
I'm sending cool thoughts to those of you in hotter parts today.
On a lovely day is June I'm getting 21C. My car is warmer with the aircon on.
Grumbles and mutters.
Anyway big hugs to you all.
So far the competition entries are flowing in but there's still time to add yours.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning my drunken animals, I hope life is going well for you all.
I'm sending cool thoughts to those of you in hotter parts today.
On a lovely day is June I'm getting 21C. My car is warmer with the aircon on.
Grumbles and mutters.
Anyway big hugs to you all.
So far the competition entries are flowing in but there's still time to add yours.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by sprite
108F today. and no AC. even the cats are miserable. ice had become the main form of currency.
No AC eh. I'd be sleeping in my car to avoid over heating.
Will gladly say a few prayers for the weather to change in Seattle.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by sprite
what the actual fuck have you been smoking? lol
I don't know but I want some would do wonders for my creativity.
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Quote by Ensorceled
So it's sort of like taxidermy for bugs? I mostly lurk here, but I love the pix of mantises (mantids?) you post. Show us the result, if you pull the trigger.
I love spiders too, like your husband. We live in the high desert, and there are spiders everywhere. From the big bad tarantulas (I once took a hike during tarantula migration season and saw like 10, they are really beautiful and really disturbing at the same time) to the curiously shy black widows and the millions of wolf spiders (they're everywhere).
Elyse, don't hide in the corner. We all are all emotional over something. Let it fly like a flag.
I'd enjoy a coffee, if anyone is behind the bar. Fuzzy, may I have one of your donuts?
One coffee coming right up.
I don't mind spiders but the really big ones make me jumpy.
Terance and I came to an understanding.
He doesn't scuttle across the bar towards the ladies or run up my leg, and I don't stomp him with boots, set him on fire or turn him into a mouse.
I have been known to bring crickets, dead mice and other little treats for him.
I mean it isn't his fault I'm twitchy about spiders.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well I've managed to read and vote on all the competition entries.
I'm waiting to log in and find another dozen in the running from the big hitters any day now.
There's plenty of time for you to add your own kinky tale folks.
Don't be afraid to throw your own tale in the mix.
You never know Bunny did extremely well with her first entry.
So come on new writers, fly your kinky queer flag high and show them what you got.
I'm waiting to log in and find another dozen in the running from the big hitters any day now.
There's plenty of time for you to add your own kinky tale folks.
Don't be afraid to throw your own tale in the mix.
You never know Bunny did extremely well with her first entry.
So come on new writers, fly your kinky queer flag high and show them what you got.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Honestly the state of this place when I don't bring the dryads round. Gawd.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by utterchaos
My spiny flower mantis has just died ? Can't believe how I attached I am to the little guy so I'm feeling pretty bummed out. I think I'm going to look at getting him pinned because he was a beautiful insect
Emma my dear, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Sending you my love and support.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Good morning you lovely people.
I'm digging my way through my in tray at the moment, the things some people complain about makes me tut at times.
Big hugs and much love to you all.
Elyse my dear THAT is some top class Shade.
Keep it up, I like seeing you flexing your confidence.
I'm digging my way through my in tray at the moment, the things some people complain about makes me tut at times.
Big hugs and much love to you all.
Elyse my dear THAT is some top class Shade.
Keep it up, I like seeing you flexing your confidence.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A free spirit punk and always fun to chat with.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh I am a very oral girl, I love to give and get it.
Penetration can be fun but don't really do a lot of that these days.
Penetration can be fun but don't really do a lot of that these days.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by JamesLlewellyn
OK, my comp story has been published. Find it here:
Wonderful wonderful work James, outstanding stuff.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by seeker4
Hmmm. The phrase "Champagne and Sprite" has me picturing Rach in a bathtub which is almost certainly NOT yuck, though only her wife knows for sure.
So the weather is holding out here. Warm, muggy, showers looming. Lovely.
Got my bike back and discovered that the repair department of one of Canada's largest sporting goods retailers (SportChek, which the other Canucks on here probably know of) still uses handwritten work orders. The poor sales associate then has to decipher the tech's handwriting and key the sale into their POS.Hello, it's 2021 where I live.
Enough ranting. A black tea, orange pekoe with lime, please.
Mmmm
Thank you for that mental image, Sprite in a foaming bathtub.
I need a moment while my brain marinades in that image.
Gawd.
Thank you Scott
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by krystalg
Myself, I'm not complaining at all, but I'm on my 8th day of being in Limbo. Pity, I noted some typos and unclear sections after submission that I wanted to clean up. I fully understand that it takes as long as it takes and thank the volunteers for doing what they do.
If you spot a typo or two and need the story to be pulled, put a post up asking a mod to pull it for you.
I've done that a few times.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Ms Skald! What, I say, what in the name of the caffeine deprived is the meaning of you not cranking Big Bertha into gear this morning?
Granted, you were providing comfort and support for those in need of the same but what gives? One more such dereliction of duty could result in you being sent to stall#3 for some re-education. ;)
A blessing on Curvy for handling the setup chores. No doubt Big Bertha dan the kettle are now feeling mo' better. What's more, once I get a brownie or two inside me, odds are so will I.
Full coffee mug in one hand and brownies in the other, I'll go sit out on the back porch/beer garden to check on Tawny's morning ablutions.
Anybody want a drink?
Goodness Bill, I'm afraid I assumed BB had been properly taken care of, or I'd certainly have done so.
I am having odd web issues lately, my ISP is tweaking my line so I go poof without warning.
Tomorrow I will be back at my desk and better able to properly take care of BB.
You sweet patient man for putting up with my blonde forgetfulness.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'd avert my gaze from the dancer and see if there was some attractive female company around.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A new member who looks awfully good in black.
Welcome to Lush.
Welcome to Lush.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by JustAnotherSapphic
I can't sleep either.
Have a big squishy hug. I always want more of your squishy hugs.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by AngelWorthy
I have only been here just over 7 months (although Lush says 12 months). But I 100% agree with you. I spend more time with "family" on here than I do some of my "family" in the real world. This place is great.
Always lovely to hear people are happy to be part of this whirling circus.
The fact you're a bubbly, happy, friendly soul who lights up a room when you enter it and make everyone glad to see you; must be a tremendous burden to you.
Seriously though, glad to have you with us.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by KimmiBeGood
Hi Rumpies!
It may not show, but I am a deep thinker and would love to have intellectual debates in the Think Tanks. But, I am not strong enough I don't guess. Been crying for the last 2 days over one thread. It's my own fault.
Can't sleep and will just help myself to a hot cocoa. Terence is up, but looks sleepy and is eyeing my cleavage again as a resting place, so I think I will take my drink and go.
Love you all
Kimmi darling. You are a beautiful, loving, caring person.
Let me give you a big loving hug.
Never let anyone paint you as something negative , you are far too special for that.
Its Pride and we're supposed to celebrate the contributions queer people make to society and our communities.
Some forget we're also supposed to remember our allies who stood with us.
Neither better or worse than the other but partners for a more equal, fairer world where we can all be who we are in safety and peace.
I cant think of a better word to describe you Kimmi than Ally.
Wherever you go and whatever you do, I will sing your name to the spirits and ask for many blessings on your head. Today and every day , for what are allies for if not to celebrate each other.
Come here and give me a hug.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by techgoddess
Just stopping in for a quick vodka lemonade and to say thanks to all y'all who have been asking how I am after the accident. I have a few bruises, and my back is a lil sore, but otherwise, I'm doing okay. Better than my car, anyway.
Having my son's best friend as a house guest has been a welcome distraction.
Kat, not sure it helps much but I've been praying for you and your family.
You've all had a rotten time of it and been given a terrible shock.
Sending loving thoughts and caring hugs to help you through it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Let's have a party, let's have a ball, y'all!
Rumplations house-brand champagne, Shampain, sounds perfect. What about we drink the stuff out of Sprite's Doc Martins? I mean, that'd qualify as 'kinky' imo and as a bonus it should disguise the taste -- now don't be crude and ask if I meant the booze or the boots. ;)
Sprite wears DMs too??
My respect for her has only increased.
To the wonderful Sprite, may you have a special year and all the blessings this Witch can recite.
You're a priceless jewel of a human being and I'm quite potty about you.
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Quote by Lilly
Just a friendly reminder. You definitely matter. Hope everyone is handling the transitioning world. It’s been a long year and half. Sending virtual hugs ?
Lilly, after the madness of the Think Tank I am so grateful for a hug.
Keep being your beautiful self.
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Quote by Ensorceled
Well explained.
I'm a cis male who describes my sexual orientation as straight-ish (I can't say straight, as my occasional man-crushes--Robert Downey Jr., Daniel Levy--argue otherwise) (my SO swears I have a mancrush on Adam Driver, though I think he's just a good actor).
A cool rainy day. Something with a kick to sip on would be lovely. I'll leave it up to the barkeep what I should sip.
Jeff,
It's a delight to hear a man be so candid about his desires.
May this reckless Witch buy you a good shot of Middleton Whiskey.
Gentle as a lovers sigh and warms you from the inside like a lovers kiss.
Slainte. I wish you a glorious year and much joy in your heart.