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Twisted_Skald
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 49
Ireland
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Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
blue skies, and sunshine. For now at least.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Sultana bran and hot black coffee
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Goodness I am having a good day.
Oh why not..Yes!
Oh why not..Yes!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
nice when she wants to be, and oh so naughty when she chooses.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Because we both forgot to bring the keys to the studio today, and it's too long a drive to get them and return.
What always makes you laugh?
What always makes you laugh?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by louche_lexi
Believe in Love.
If you can give someone a gift as a Skald, what will it be without asking the person what he/she needs?
If it's a single item a hand made compass. I made one when I started my journey as a Witch, and I still have it with me.
It's a practical thing, but it also is a symbol that you may not know where you ARE, but you know where you are GOING.
Sometimes in life that's all any of us really need.
By custom I tend to give gifts in 3's. So you'd get the Compass. A pair of boots, blessed to help you overcome obstacles, and a woolen cloak with a waterproof lining. That way you can go where you wish, cross any terrain, and the cloak provides independence. The cloak can be a blanket to sit on, keeps the weather off, gives you shelter from the rain, can be used to carry things if you tie it in a knot and you can wrap yourself in it like a blanket too. The brave ones even use it as a towel to dry off if they go swimming.
With her compass to guide her, stout boots to carry her on her path, and a cloak around her shoulders; a Witch with all of that can go just about anywhere depending on her will.
It's also the customary gift a Witch Guide gives an Apprentice or Acolyte when they pass their training and become full Witches.
Some pass on their cloak to their new Sister, as a way of symbolising that all Wisdom and Knowledge is passed on from one Student to the next.
The boots I got were my teachers boots. To remind me that she had walked this road, and the boots could show me the way if I got lost.
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Name a book you've read that you really wish you hadn't?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by fuzzy1954
Just maybe James should bring the doughnuts in the morn looks to me he has been using them as Polar Bear treats for the ladies in my absence
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James I can possible smile as you seem to be engaging in a Sugary Cold War and as a great American President said and I shall paraphrase here, "Mister Polar Bear tear down the sugary doughnut wall"
Oh Carl you fuzzy handsome lion, it's Pride month.
Why can't we all share these sugary treats, together as friends and equals.
We are all Our Mothers children after all, and She loves us all the same.
So let's have a small taste of what the world could be if we all embraced as equals and sang with joy in our hearts.
I may possibly understand Elyse and her Janefogged state a little better.
Maybe I should give up the sugar and caffeine for a while and return to simple mint tea. Made with fresh tea from my own garden.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by kistinspencil
I have not been intimate with another woman for almost four years. Oddly enough, a night of bad sex does not tempt me in the least.
How about a night under the stars where we can screech like beasts and drive our IQ down a few notches? Who needs brains anyway, over rated.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
I hope you're all doing well today.
Some of you might have noticed I put a slightly odd video up, I was sent a link to a clip of a womens Liberal Arts college singing a little ritual they do in the autumn.
Imagine my surprise to find that they have a patron Goddess , yes a total Goddess I swooned, but it's my very own Goddess too.
Ooh I got very giddy over that. They even sing in Greek. I cried with joy to hear it. I might possibly have sung it this morning doing the washing up.
---Silly me forgot to post it here, classic blonde moment.---
Ahem. I see lots more competition entries are flowing in. Lovely to see that. I know there's a lot of writing talent out here, and I'm looking forward to see what people produce.
I finished my first possible entry, and I'm working on my second. The weaker one will just be submitted as a story, and the stronger one will be my comp entry.
I've gone for an unusual kink, so I'm hoping to raise a few eyebrows.
Off to get some scones out of the oven. Be nice to each other today folks, or beware the curse of a mischievous Witch.
Every wonder why your phone is always out of battery, or you can't find a parking space, or your undies keep riding up your bum.
It might be because you've been hexed...just saying.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
I hope you're all doing well today.
Some of you might have noticed I put a slightly odd video up, I was sent a link to a clip of a womens Liberal Arts college singing a little ritual they do in the autumn.
Imagine my surprise to find that they have a patron Goddess , yes a total Goddess I swooned, but it's my very own Goddess too.
Ooh I got very giddy over that. They even sing in Greek. I cried with joy to hear it. I might possibly have sung it this morning doing the washing up.
---Silly me forgot to post it here, classic blonde moment.---
Ahem. I see lots more competition entries are flowing in. Lovely to see that. I know there's a lot of writing talent out here, and I'm looking forward to see what people produce.
I finished my first possible entry, and I'm working on my second. The weaker one will just be submitted as a story, and the stronger one will be my comp entry.
I've gone for an unusual kink, so I'm hoping to raise a few eyebrows.
Off to get some scones out of the oven. Be nice to each other today folks, or beware the curse of a mischievous Witch.
Every wonder why your phone is always out of battery, or you can't find a parking space, or your undies keep riding up your bum.
It might be because you've been hexed...just saying.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Golly I was wondering what I could write for the Uniform category..that sounds like a cracker.
Thank you.
Seriously though, write it up. I'm sure plenty of others will find it hot too.
Thank you.
Seriously though, write it up. I'm sure plenty of others will find it hot too.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Maybe I'm the wrong gal to answer this but here goes.
I get that you're trying to be a good neighbour and all but maybe he doesn't really want to hook up.
I can usually tell if someone finds me attractive, I'm pretty sure one or two of my neighbours do. They just respond to me differently then they do my wife.
I get a slightly bigger smile, or a slightly perkier voice when they talk to me. So I'm pretty sure they're indicating to me they'd be more than happy if I wanted to "borrow some sugar" as it were.
So your neighbour probably knows that you find him attractive.
There are a couple of things to bear in mind though.
1. He might not find you attractive. Yeah I know it sucks when that happens but that's life sometimes.
2. He might be unwilling to have an affair. Some people really like being in a committed relationship and aren't open to outside offers.
3. He might already be having a relationship with someone else and isn't looking to make you part of it.
4. He might be just too darn tired after that commute to even think about talking to others or having sex.
5. He might be having wild virtual sex on web cam with his partner long distance and is gloriously happy.
This is probably a lot longer than I intended it to, but I hope it helps a little.
I get that you're trying to be a good neighbour and all but maybe he doesn't really want to hook up.
I can usually tell if someone finds me attractive, I'm pretty sure one or two of my neighbours do. They just respond to me differently then they do my wife.
I get a slightly bigger smile, or a slightly perkier voice when they talk to me. So I'm pretty sure they're indicating to me they'd be more than happy if I wanted to "borrow some sugar" as it were.
So your neighbour probably knows that you find him attractive.
There are a couple of things to bear in mind though.
1. He might not find you attractive. Yeah I know it sucks when that happens but that's life sometimes.
2. He might be unwilling to have an affair. Some people really like being in a committed relationship and aren't open to outside offers.
3. He might already be having a relationship with someone else and isn't looking to make you part of it.
4. He might be just too darn tired after that commute to even think about talking to others or having sex.
5. He might be having wild virtual sex on web cam with his partner long distance and is gloriously happy.
This is probably a lot longer than I intended it to, but I hope it helps a little.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by Beffer
Couple years ago, at the Great Sand Dunes Nat'l. Park in Colorado.
Have you ever had sex with someone who couldn't speak your language?
Yes In Greece, with a very nice Polish woman.
If you could teach your younger self one thing that would really have made your life happier from that moment on, what would you teach yourself?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Pass, but I'm nice and will get the beers in while we wait.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well I can see how easy it is for people to say dump the guy, but I have a different suggestion.
People focus a ;lot on sex and forget that communication is even more vital.
Before you throw this relationship out the window, sit him down after dinner. Turn the TV off, and have a serious talk.
I can be Captain Oblivious at times, especially when my mind is fizzing with something else.
So don't assume he's picking up your body language or your subtle messages.
Don't make it it a YOU conversation make it a WE conversation.
A YOU conversation will only make the other person feel like they're the villain, they're going to shut down and get defensive really fast.
A WE conversation is an honest attempt to find a way that BOTH Of you can get what you need.
There can be a lot of reasons people act like they do, and not all of them are to do with you.
Have you considered maybe he's afraid to tell you what he's really feeling.
Sometimes you just don't feel like having sex, but if you turn it down you can feel there's going to be a consequence down the line.
So sometimes people have sex, just to get it out of the way.
I don't know I'm just guessing. Go ask him. Properly, respectfully and with compassion.
Then you can find out if it's something you can BOTH work on together.
Some of my best friends had relationship troubles because they didn't talk about how they felt.
Sometimes the women put out, so they didn't feel like a bad wife even when they didn't really feel like it.
Or felt they were really boring and kept trying to spice things up, when all he wanted was a cuddle because he was worn out after work.
He felt he can't turn down the sex or be a bad husband, and she feels she has to put on a high end porn show to keep him interested.
We can be kinder people, better teachers and better communicators.
So take a moment, ask yourself what you really feel, what you really want to make things better, and how you'd like them to help you do that.
Then LISTEN. Don't judge them. Don't push them. Listen to them.
Then at least if they mumble and don't bloody tell you what they're feeling or why they did that. THEN you can blow up and have a knock down fight over it, with some cause.
People focus a ;lot on sex and forget that communication is even more vital.
Before you throw this relationship out the window, sit him down after dinner. Turn the TV off, and have a serious talk.
I can be Captain Oblivious at times, especially when my mind is fizzing with something else.
So don't assume he's picking up your body language or your subtle messages.
Don't make it it a YOU conversation make it a WE conversation.
A YOU conversation will only make the other person feel like they're the villain, they're going to shut down and get defensive really fast.
A WE conversation is an honest attempt to find a way that BOTH Of you can get what you need.
There can be a lot of reasons people act like they do, and not all of them are to do with you.
Have you considered maybe he's afraid to tell you what he's really feeling.
Sometimes you just don't feel like having sex, but if you turn it down you can feel there's going to be a consequence down the line.
So sometimes people have sex, just to get it out of the way.
I don't know I'm just guessing. Go ask him. Properly, respectfully and with compassion.
Then you can find out if it's something you can BOTH work on together.
Some of my best friends had relationship troubles because they didn't talk about how they felt.
Sometimes the women put out, so they didn't feel like a bad wife even when they didn't really feel like it.
Or felt they were really boring and kept trying to spice things up, when all he wanted was a cuddle because he was worn out after work.
He felt he can't turn down the sex or be a bad husband, and she feels she has to put on a high end porn show to keep him interested.
We can be kinder people, better teachers and better communicators.
So take a moment, ask yourself what you really feel, what you really want to make things better, and how you'd like them to help you do that.
Then LISTEN. Don't judge them. Don't push them. Listen to them.
Then at least if they mumble and don't bloody tell you what they're feeling or why they did that. THEN you can blow up and have a knock down fight over it, with some cause.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by Beffer
My ex-girlfriend and I used to mess around in dressing rooms while we tried on clothes.
I have a feeling it took you ages to find anything that fit properly.
Mind you when the item you took in to try on spends most of its time on the hangar, while your fingers see if something else fits better against your skin, it can take ever so long to see if it fits.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by CarltonStJames
Good Morning Everyone,
Hope you all had a good night's rest and breakfast already. Not sure if I'm entering this competition, but then that would be 3 in a row I haven't entered, yikes.
Anyhow, everyone be safe, and I'll be dropping part 2 of my new series later this week.
Carlton my friend, if the muse doesn't feel like writing within the theme don't anger her a push your luck.
I did for Valentines day and it took me ages to get back in her good books.
Take things at their own rhythm, be kind to yourself and always celebrate her victories, no matter how small.
Many blessings on you my dear, may Her Light be ever on you, and your muse be ever kind.
As She wills it, so it shall be. Most Blessed Be.
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A friend sent this to me, I so rarely get to hear Her praised in proper Greek.
Thank You always oh Goddess.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Carl my darling, you can make this humble servant cry at times.
Many blessings on you for your endless patience, constant support, and for saying more in a single song then some can manage in a whole lecture.
May the Light ever shine on you.
Many blessings on you for your endless patience, constant support, and for saying more in a single song then some can manage in a whole lecture.
May the Light ever shine on you.
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Quote by Green_Man
Hello, dear friends. Anyone interested in the well-being of our sister site "sacre bleu" should check out this post from Nicola on that site. Here is the thread:
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It is very good news. Please take heart all who love our little sister.
I need a good cuppa java from Big Bertha. Thanks, folks.
Thank you Larry, always good to know how things are going for our little sister.
Do bring them all big squishy hugs and a whole lotta love.