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Twisted_Skald
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 49
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Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I've never had two men in my bed at the same time, so I can't really answer that.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I've never had a lover who carried a gun. I'd be very nice about it and walk away.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by JustAnotherSapphic
Yeah, I've got backups of the things I've posted there, so that's not a problem. The thing is, I just feel more comfortable here, but yeah, I'll wait and see. Also, I have the plot for something but not the tropes that it fits into so I can't add it to my list until I figure that out.
...and in other news, I'm still struggling to share Jane almost as much as I was when I made my last post. Honestly, some days it feels impossible to let anyone else so much as look at her, awful as that is.
I won't make you share Jane, but I do want some of your squishy hugs. GIMME!!!!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning my drunken animals, I hope life is going well for you all.
Elyse, There's no need to delete anything yet. See how things pan out, just make sure you have a backup of your work and ride out the storm. Yes darling I've come up with a great idea only to find out I've not only thought of it before but left a half complete work in a drawer about it. Somedays you wonder what you've left half complete in storage. Best tip, write your idea from scratch without looking at the old version. It's possible the old version didn't work out because you got yourself down a dead end with the plot, starting fresh lets you try without any baggage. At least that's how I do it.
Bill, I trust you've been a good boy and done what the medics told you to do. We want to see your smiling face around here for a very long time yet.
Scott, keep us all informed of the status of the project. I know I can't be the only one interested to see how it all pans out.
Sheesh some of you people have amazingly fancy outfits for Pride, I only have a little flag.
Still it's a beautiful thing to celebrate our diversity. Here's to the day when being queer is no more defining then the size of your feet or which is your dominant hand. Till then folks, please stay safe out there. There are plenty of people out there that really don't like having our presence so visible. Normally I'd say fuck 'em, but I'm not walking home from work hoping a drunken bunch of skinheads don't kick my teeth in for being queer.
Let's all be kind to each other.
I'm working on a Pride themed cheesecake with every layer being a different colour and flavour, and a mocktail with different colours too.
So we can eat, drink and be merry together.
Slainte!
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning my drunken animals, I hope life is going well for you all.
Elyse, There's no need to delete anything yet. See how things pan out, just make sure you have a backup of your work and ride out the storm. Yes darling I've come up with a great idea only to find out I've not only thought of it before but left a half complete work in a drawer about it. Somedays you wonder what you've left half complete in storage. Best tip, write your idea from scratch without looking at the old version. It's possible the old version didn't work out because you got yourself down a dead end with the plot, starting fresh lets you try without any baggage. At least that's how I do it.
Bill, I trust you've been a good boy and done what the medics told you to do. We want to see your smiling face around here for a very long time yet.
Scott, keep us all informed of the status of the project. I know I can't be the only one interested to see how it all pans out.
Sheesh some of you people have amazingly fancy outfits for Pride, I only have a little flag.
Still it's a beautiful thing to celebrate our diversity. Here's to the day when being queer is no more defining then the size of your feet or which is your dominant hand. Till then folks, please stay safe out there. There are plenty of people out there that really don't like having our presence so visible. Normally I'd say fuck 'em, but I'm not walking home from work hoping a drunken bunch of skinheads don't kick my teeth in for being queer.
Let's all be kind to each other.
I'm working on a Pride themed cheesecake with every layer being a different colour and flavour, and a mocktail with different colours too.
So we can eat, drink and be merry together.
Slainte!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by fuzzy1954
Here this is for you Michelle
Rob Zombie ... BOOM -BOOM-BOOM
Oh Carl I missed you so.
Boom boom boom, the witch is definitely in the room.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Good morning my fellow Lushies.
Scott, wonderful news about the possible future of Ole Blue. I can't be the only one here who would miss it if it closed completely.
Will light a candle for you, and add you to my prayers. May all things go in your favour.
I hear Gav is stepping back from the site after over a decade of hard work.
Figured after all that hard work Gav deserves a little thank you card from us all.
So here's my little contribution.
Thank you card for Gav
Lovely to Tonya and Curvy back with us again. I think Big Bertha missed being set up by you two. I have such clumsy fingers when I set her up.
Scott, wonderful news about the possible future of Ole Blue. I can't be the only one here who would miss it if it closed completely.
Will light a candle for you, and add you to my prayers. May all things go in your favour.
I hear Gav is stepping back from the site after over a decade of hard work.
Figured after all that hard work Gav deserves a little thank you card from us all.
So here's my little contribution.
Thank you card for Gav
Lovely to Tonya and Curvy back with us again. I think Big Bertha missed being set up by you two. I have such clumsy fingers when I set her up.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Figured after all that hard work Gav deserves a little thank you card from us all.
So here's my little contribution.
Thank you card for Gav
So here's my little contribution.
Thank you card for Gav
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Gav,
I know how thankless it can be to keep a system running. There's never enough time in the day, resources to throw at all the problems, or solutions to impossible questions.
You've been a vital part of the team that made all of this possible, and you deserve to be properly thanked and celebrated for your efforts.
I know how thankless it can be to keep a system running. There's never enough time in the day, resources to throw at all the problems, or solutions to impossible questions.
You've been a vital part of the team that made all of this possible, and you deserve to be properly thanked and celebrated for your efforts.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Thank you John. Good to know what the system does with a deleted account.
Will go and add some more funnies. Anything that makes you smile is well worth doing.
Will go and add some more funnies. Anything that makes you smile is well worth doing.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I've been asked this and I couldn't find an answer.
I know that if I deactivate my account, people can't view my profile during that time.
Now what if I delete my account.
How long does my profile stay listed on the profiles of people who are my friends?
Do my messages I've posted on someone's wall stay there or vanish with me?
I suspect my stories go poof when I delete the account, after a certain amount of time. How long is that?
Do my votes and comments on others stories go poof with me?
I'm not saying I'm going to be leaving lush, just that I've been asked by someone who had someone vanish on them after a disagreement.
So I thought I'd ask the dumb questions for them, being blonde I have a special license to ask really dumb questions.
Coz like I'm all like blonde n stuff.
I know that if I deactivate my account, people can't view my profile during that time.
Now what if I delete my account.
How long does my profile stay listed on the profiles of people who are my friends?
Do my messages I've posted on someone's wall stay there or vanish with me?
I suspect my stories go poof when I delete the account, after a certain amount of time. How long is that?
Do my votes and comments on others stories go poof with me?
I'm not saying I'm going to be leaving lush, just that I've been asked by someone who had someone vanish on them after a disagreement.
So I thought I'd ask the dumb questions for them, being blonde I have a special license to ask really dumb questions.
Coz like I'm all like blonde n stuff.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by JustAnotherSapphic
Oh, I do, believe me. I mean, yesterday I spent more time than I really care to admit imagining various island scenarios with her and I in them.
God, sometimes I swear she exists just to push my buttons - but I'm not complaining, either.
Elyse my darling, WB Yeats made a whole series of poems about his love for Maude Gonne.
You've got 2 inspirational women to fire that engine of yours.
I know you've got the ability to put burning words on paper, show us what you got in the tank buddy.
Drop the gearbox down a gear, push the revs up and make that muse roar for her keep.
I can't be the only one who'd love to see where you could take your inspirations.
I know it will be a must read.
So come on amiga, take that pencil in hand and show that page who is Da Boss.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings, Lushketeers. Just popping in to grab some of Big Bertha's ambrosia before heading out to the VA for my yearly physical. Did blood work on Monday so Dr. Davis, bless her heart, will be ready to telll me what I should and shouldn't be doing. (sigh)
Speaking or typing, as is the case today, being an all-bench warming type, stupor-hero of a guy, these physicals ain't much fun now that lab work reveals what those old-fashioned jab-in the butt hole prostate exams were supposed to do, and don't get me started on the always exciting hernia checks. (cough - cough)
Y'all do the best you know how. If you need a drink, I'm afraid it's either do-it-yourself or hope some semi-sentient life form slips in behind the bar.
Hey I am here you know.
I may not have done the full marching band routine but I can still pull a pint.
Honestly. Tuts.
Bill, take good care of yourself. If you don't I'm going to turn you into a mouse and let Miss Pixel chase your ass all over the bar.
Nobody wants to see that, well maybe some of us might but still. I want to see your smiling face in here tomorrow morning young sir. Don't make me get the leather belt from under the bar and tan your ass with it.
I'd enjoy it far too much if I got started.nccsuvxyHtANxg4C
Ahem..
Right the rest of you drunken animals, and James.
That's the sound of the starting pistol being fired so I wanna see what kinky shit you got bubbling in your noggins.
For once I had the muse in peak operating temperature so I'm going to let her show me what she can do when properly warmed up and with a clear path to take.
I'm hopeful I can get it done in a week and not be rushing about near the final days fretting over it.
Come on Team Rumps!!! 
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by utterchaos
Just popping in to say hi.
I've got my second covid jab in an hour. Hoping to not feel as bad as I did with the first one, which was the AstraZeneca. I've been quietly working on fixing my first chapter around my youngest who started steroids last week. He's back to not sleeping, but he's having huge mood swings too so it's been a tricky week, especially with my husband doing over 80 hours for the past week with a huge issue at his work. We're hoping he'll be done with it tonight, but he works in IT and nothing is going to plan.
Hope you're all well
Hi Emma.
Goodness you're having a rough time of it.
Your husband has my sympathies, I've worked the Death March a few times and it's never easy.
Will have a word with the Fates, they'd better change your luck sharpish.
Big hugs my dear, things will get better.
We're all behind you, we're all here if you need a hug, or something to vent to.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Morning all, last day of my little break. Looking forward to getting back to work tomorrow.
Hope all you lovely people have been enjoying the good weather and soaking up the sun.
Hope all you lovely people have been enjoying the good weather and soaking up the sun.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Happy birthday wonderful Tonya.
Have a wonderful day!!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Eimear tied me to the bed with belts by the wrists and kept making me cum till I couldn't take any more.
I've always felt very safe and treasured when tied up, must be a reflection of that first time.
Gawd I miss that woman.
I've always felt very safe and treasured when tied up, must be a reflection of that first time.
Gawd I miss that woman.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Pale pink with lace edging. Yes I know.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by RumpleForeskin
James, me, I've just finished Michelle's new story and am impressed. But I do have one nit to pick with her. After reading, voting and commenting I noticed she'd placed the story in the 'Mature' category. IMO, seduction, lesbian, or even love story would have been better choices. But while that category miscue is regretable, it ain't fatal. IMO, the story more than earns a coveted 'Rumplations Recommended Read' (RRR) award. You are hereby designated to pin the award on her. Good luck. ;)
So who needs a drink to celebrate Michelles award?
Bill!! You are a lovely kind caring man.
I could kiss you. Thank you so very very much for your oh so kind words.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning my drunken animals, I hope life is going well for you all.
I've penned a little tale for darling Kistin, I hope it does her proud.
Off to make some coffee and breakfast.
Be extra kind to yourselves, we can all be better people and better teachers.
Goddess bless and keep you all safe this day.
Her Will in all things.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning my drunken animals, I hope life is going well for you all.
I've penned a little tale for darling Kistin, I hope it does her proud.
Off to make some coffee and breakfast.
Be extra kind to yourselves, we can all be better people and better teachers.
Goddess bless and keep you all safe this day.
Her Will in all things.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Blows a kiss to BB and wipes down the bar one last time.
Switches the sign from The Witch is IN toOUT .
Slips out from behind the bar and blows a kiss to Bill
G'note folks time for this Witch to commune with the Moon, to ask for the gift of another dawn, to ask for us all to have a safe night, and many wonderful dreams.
If you hear what sounds like a cat being strangled rather ineptly from the back garden it's just me singing to Luna.
Ear plugs are on the bar.
Skald out!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by JustAnotherSapphic
No idea if I'm going to publish it though. It's probably too angsty for this site (and not erotic enough either) but we'll see.
Publish darling, you're worth it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Growls and throws bottles at the wall for a while.
Fucking Fates.
Can I have a little good mojo without being kicked for it.
FUCK!
Fucking Fates.
Can I have a little good mojo without being kicked for it.
FUCK!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by Daddy_D
Seems good news travels fast.....
Not a secret...lol.
Well it started with a tasting of bourbon , yes we should have spat the stuff out like at a wine tasting.
Well when something good goes in my mouth it tends to end up down my throat.
After a while I didn't even remember the names.
Turkeys mark, and makers red..or something like that.
All I remember is waking up face down in the table, empty bottles and shot glasses.
Where did the lime green heels come from?
They're exactly my size but so not my colour.
I think Jenna got a tattoo.
Did you get your ears pierced?
Gawd what a night. Must do it again and next time I'm eating something..or someone ..first.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Quote by Charlotte_
Pass over your copy when you’re done, umm, masticating.
Maybe we can read it together, you can help me with the bigger words.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Happy birthday darling Monica.I know this is early but have a wonderful day.
I will be thinking of you.