Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Goddess teach Your servant to remember her Traditions.
To not forget her traffic lights, to never lose her breath enough to not be able to speak them.
Grant me forgiveness for my foolishness, my arrogance and my pride.
Let me learn my lesson truly and earn Wisdom.
Let me never give autonomy to one who hasn't earned it properly.
Let me prune my pyracantha and bleed to pay for my atonement.
All things were, are, and ever will be according to Your Will. Most Blessed Be.
If anyone wants me I'm going to be tackling a very prickly plant,making sure I get lots of deep scratches to pay for being a bloody TWAT!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A beautiful woman, carries the spirit of punk, a true original.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I remember my father telling me: Unhappy people cheat. It can be taking another lover, at the card table, the gold course, or in a business deal.
If you're unhappy you need to take something more then you're supposed to have, to hold back your own misery.
So if I'm cheating I must be unhappy, I may not be able to put it into words. It may be I have a fear of intimacy, poor impulse control or a thousand other excuses.
In the end it's because I'm unhappy and I'm chasing something to blot that out.
So can you trust a cheater, absolutely. You can always trust someone to be their nature. You can trust the cheater will chase new prey, will invent excuses to hide behind.
Some people respond by giving the cheater free reign to do it. Changing the nature of the relationship from it being an act of betrayl to something else.
There seem to be many swingers, sharers, people in poly relationships, and even happy cuckolds and cuckqueeens.
For some once the illicit thrill of the secret isn't required the fun goes out of the straying and they stop.
Each of us is responsible for our own choices in life, we must take the credit and the blame for them. Anything else is just doomed to failure and compels the other people in our life to take on archetype roles.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I forgot this was Memorial Day in the States.
For all who served with honour, still serve with pride and support those who serve.
Many thanks for what you have done and continue to do.
My tiny island home isn't a great military power but we know we have the support of our cousins across the pond.
No nation is perfect but we are your friends even when we say unpleasant things.
Hate the war but love the soldier as my grand father used to tell me and a child.
May the Goddess shine Her light on those who march as the hoplites of old once did, close to home or far afield.
May Her shield protect you from harm, Her courage fill your hearts and Her Love remind you always you are not forgotten.
This humble servant asks a blessing on you all in Her name.
All things were, are and ever will be according to Her will. Most Blessed be.
Come home safely with minor sunburn, photos of beautiful places and strange creatures, back to the ones who love you most.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Natalie Portman, Eva Greene, Emma Stone, THAT girl in the airport, a 1980's vintage Molly Ringwald, Bladerunner era Sean Young, 1980's era Mia Sara.
Dita von Teese, Claudia Christian, Alice Levine, Emmanuelle era Sylvia Kristel, and a whole lot more.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Will pass and get the drinks in. That bartender looks cute.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Sounds like a heck of an fantasy, and certainly the kind of thing that goes down very well with the readers in that category.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Word in the ladies stalls is you know how to swing that hammer.
Good I have some pallates I need broken up later.
In the mean time show this queer gal your dance moves.
Make it good, there's a few admiring eyes watching how you do out there.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Bloody well done Kis my dear. 100 tales in a year is a remarkable achievement I doubt I will get that many in several years.
You're one of the nicest, kindest, sweetest, and most supportive people I know.
Your creativity is breathtaking and your unquestioned mistressry of the genre is something to behold.
Be very very proud of yourself and what you've accomplished.
Now a prize for reading them all you say.
Mmm I think I can manage reading, commenting and voting on every single one of them.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Happy birthday, so when do we start giving you a kiss for every year?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well Brad if you're happy a split a bottle I'd be rude to refuse to share.
So tell me just how big is that hammer? It does look awfully big.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I think this is a great forward step for the site and the community.
When I started here I intended to be a genderless account, just a notebook that posted stories.
The site didn't allow me to do that, I had to chose to be a person who happened to write.
I had to choose from limited options, and went through the process to become the account that I have at the moment.
Part of me very nearly didn't want me to complete the account process, because I'd have to be defined as something.
That anything I wrote or posted would be viewed through the prism of gender and sexuality.
Don't get me wrong I'm an out proud queer woman, but I don't want everything I do to be a reflection of that.
As for the use of gender as a lock for places. I've been in chat a long time on a lot of places and having a gender restriction never works.
You either end up with a room that's empty a lot of the time, because there aren't enough people there to make others wander in.
Or you end up with people wearing a disguise to enter the room. Since I fully accept that not all the people I talk to will be what they claim to be, why not remove gender itself as a restriction.
I understand some of my queer kin want rooms for people who are more like them, and that's a perfectly valid request. However do I need to have a listing on my account that says my gender, my orientation and my lifestyle to find others like me?
I'd join with Violet and respectfully ask, could it be considered having the gender, lifestyle, and anything similar as free boxes. That anything can be put in them.
Then if people abuse that feature, those accounts can quite rightly be punished for breaking the rules and for behaving like idiots.
How many people are we keeping from joining us because we make them define what they are, instead of just being people.
I know from an engineering perspective that not all of these things are always possible. Some databases once set to require something, can't have that requirement removed.
It's entirely possible that not all of this something that can be done without an awful lot of work.
I'd just ask, nicely and respectfully can we consider making it possible to have whatever gender, lifestyle, or identity we wish.
Thank you for your time, and for reading this.
Many blessings on you all for the huge amount of work you put into giving us a playground for our pleasures and a place to show our art.
I'm hoping caffeine helps!
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