Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
The one I'm thinking of putting a tracker on so I can finally catch up with. Such a fast mover, I'm going to catch you yet.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well I have 2 answers for that one.
For the men in my life it was some of my finest acting. Give them the impression they're a heck of a sexual athlete so they get what they wanted and leave me alone.
So I just made shit up, so they felt like they were amazing in the sack. Yes I know it's wrong but they were terrible and I just wanted it over as soon as possible.
For the women in my life, I'm very vocal. I always tell them exactly what I need to feel really good, and I don't mind showing them how to do it too.
I take great care to make sure the woman in my bed gets every ounce of loving she can handle and lots of cuddles afterwards.
I do find women are much more aware of what makes them happy and aren't afraid to tell their lover.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Bloody well done Susie. You should be properly proud of yourself for this amazing achievement.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Kind, funny, smart as they come.
Also loves to show off her legs, mind you if I had legs like those I'd want to show them off too.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
The soft click clack of heels heralds her arrival. Pushing her sunglasses onto the top of her head she looks around slowly and winces at the state of the place.
She stamps her foot calls out in a strange language, and gives a long high pitched whistle. Two small humanoid creatures with bark skin, sap brown eyes and ivy strands for hair seem to rise from the floor and hover before her.
She points around the room and makes a series of orders in a strange language. In seconds the strange creatures are racing around the room, gathering up rubbish and putting it into neat piles.
Striding through the activity like this is perfectly normal she walks behind the bar and checks everything is as it should be.
Fortunately Curvy had been looking after BB and the boiler didn't take long to get running again.
The thick pungent sludge was removed from the boiler and put to one side for the real caffeine addicts. A bag of Italian roasted beans is opened and poured into the huge hopper ready to make fresh coffee.
Making a complicated gesture in the air and chanting in a low melodic ritual , a small rain cloud forms above the boiler and starts to rain heavily into it. Tiny lightning bolts flash within it and the heavy downpour fills the tank in a few minutes.
While the tank is being filled she cleans the big kettle and sets it open and ready to boil.
Another short command and the cloud drifts over to the massive kettle and rains into that too.
When the kettle is full, the lid snaps closed as though by an invisible hand.
Smoke pours from the carved wooden sign on the bar. The sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
A wave her hand makes a tray of buttermilk fruit scones appear, and a big plate of generous biscuit cake squares.
Looking around she puts her sunglasses on the bar and runs her fingers through her hair flicking it out.
Good morning my drunken animals, I hope life is going well for you all.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A beautiful woman, funny, sassy, clever and very sexy.
Always look forward to our chats.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain freshwater.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls around the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning my drunken animals, I hope life is going well for you all.
Well got a poem bounce back which showed me I needed to polish it up a little and add some additional material.
It's never fun to get a bounce back, it can't be fun to have to give it either.
However, each one is a lesson on how to be a better writer.
Lilith says all wisdom must be learned through some form of suffering. That if it doesn't hurt when you fail, you didn't try hard enough.
So I'm taking this as a signpost on the road to being a better poet and writer.
I got some new writing books yesterday Mythos building and Dialogue writing.
Mythos building should fit with my RPG training and dialogue is often a weakness of mine.
Still, this should help me to grow. A few days of really heavy rain over a weekend or two should give me some time to read them.
Onward fellow scribblers.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Dont leave the house without wearing knickers and a spare pair in your bag.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
[Mod Deleted] a boys fingers in me when i was 16. The hairbrush handle was amazing, the boy not so much.
More pawing then stroking but that's teenage boys for ya.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
A welcome smile , and a beckoning finger. Any clothing doesnt last too long once things get started.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Finding a straight guy should be easy, finding a trans female is a little trickier but doable.
I dont know if you're going to find a teenage trans female but it isn't impossible.
I can see if any of my queer contacts come up with anything.
Best of luck with the story and the research.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh yes baby, I'm always up to dance with you.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Afternoon folks.
Had to get some watch repair done, new battery for wifey and an extra link on my link bracelet on mine.
Wedding rings needed to resized too. Phew. Wifey went from a J to an L. I went up a size and a half.
On the perils of wearing them for 17 years.
Waiting for the watches to be done to take them home.
Throwing a very small Eurovision party tonight.
So have a very bitchy bear with us, and it isn't James.
Laffs.
Be super kind to each other we all deserve it these days.
Doing it Witch Style. See ya later bitches.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Ahem..Kimmi let the boys have their fun, you always got me to keep that glass full.
Now do you want a nice cool cloth for ther face , a bucket of iced water, or both?
I gotcha covered.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh I love to talk dirty, I love to flirt too. In the real world I enjoy Tease too, especially when I use it to distract just enough to seize the advantage.
Who says blondes have to be dumb.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
One of the odd little creatures hops over and chirrups.
What's that Kimmi and Sara were talking about me...why I oughtta hex them...oh it's nice stuff...oh that's ok then. Thank you Dryad.
Ahem..Morning all.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Absolutely, I might even bother to play and not just play on the table.
