Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Aww James you're so cute when you're flustered.
Giggles. I would have seen to BB but well I didn't feel properly dressed. Nicola was here for Goddess sake, can't be making a mess when the Boss Woman is around.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh sex in lingerie can be fun. Then again it doesn't stay on for very long, there's always a damn good reason to get naked.
Things feel so much more sensual when you're doing it to bare skin.
Then again nothing makes a woman rip her clothes off faster then the mental image of what she wants you to do to her but can't because there's annoying fabric in the way.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Looks good on my profile now.
Thank you for taking care of it. Much love to the team.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh I most certainly would, especially if she's wearing THAT dress.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Goodness what a day. Rumps is taking a break, and the Boss Woman came to visit.
Damn good thing I wore undies today, wouldn't to be unladylike in that company.
Bill you are a talent beyond words, and an inspiration to all of us to never give in. By all means take a break, just don't be cruel to yourself.
Don't make me get the girls (Kimmi, Emma, Gracie, and Curious Annie) together and come round to whip some sense into you.
Oh wait, maybe you do want us to do that. Ahem, never mind me.
Seriously though, take a rest, enjoy your g-g-grand child. Remember you're loved not only here, but by your family too. There are more important things in this life then pretty baubles, shiny badges and ribbons. You're a fabulous, wonderful, human being. We love you all madly here.
Nicola Gives a respectful curtsy before speaking to such a figure. Do thank the Masked Judges for their service it can't have been easy to sort this lot.
To the rest of you animals. I'm letting the muse put words on a page for a friend of mine. I'm keeping if filthy, lewd and fun as all heck.
play nice now.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Now I may be as thick as a whale omelette but it looks like my comp badge for Fools is broken.
Is it just me?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Skips into the bar, a happy song on her lips. Giving everyone a cheery wave and blowing kisses.
Hair bouncing as her boots skip across the floor, eyes sparkling with mischief.
Hello my lovelies.
Feeling like Bad Ass Bitch today, I had a rough evening yesterday but I managed to sort it all out.
Amazing what some good hot playtime will do to fix a Dommes mood.
So I see the shiny new badges are out.
huffs and polishes the proud new Competitor badge on her jacket.
That's three for three so I am stomping it today. Feeling all my power and sharing the love.
James keep rocking the world, and celebrate your badges babe. They don't come on trees, and neither do I. Well maybe when in a tree, but that's a story for another day.
Jack is that you propping up the bar with the other bar flies. So lovely to have you with us.
Elyse I need some big squishy hugs, some come here and gimme some. I'm a greedy woman and I can never have too many of them.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
What kind of fucktard marries a geek, sees her get a big box delivery of geeky goodness , then gets pissy when the geek wants to play with her new toys.
Oh Goddess grant me patience.
Then when I miss one fucking call to pick her up a 20 minute walk away, I'm a fucking selfish bitch.
Oh Goddess grant me patience.
Then getting fucking childish throwing old arguments in my face.
Fuck you frigid bitch, fuck off and leave me alone.
Luna give me Strength.
Storms off and kicks something in the garden.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Bounces into the bar,waving her hands in the air and blowing kisses all round the room as she gets to the bar.
Instead of sliding behind it as normal, she dances back a few steps and runs towards the bar. Placing her hands on the bartop, vaulting up and over it.
Landing on the other side with a small cloud of dust, and the heavy thud of her boots.
Snaps her heels together, and raises her arms over her head like a gymnast on the vault. Bowing to the judges.
With practised fingers starts to get the bar ready.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle affectionately.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
The teas and hot chocolate are all nicely laid out.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning my drunken animals, I hope life is going well for you all.
I see James has given us the run down of what you've been doing in the last month. It's very easy to focus on one tale at a time and forget the huge amount of original material,
that gets created every month by writers who call Rumps home. Each and every one of you should be very proud of yourselves. You've brought joy, tears, laughter, and some very soggy undies to us breathless readers.
Thank you one and all for what you give us greedy readers every month.
Linda, I've made a special batch of goodies for Gracie and Lucky so I figured you deserve one too.
I won't tell the fireman if you have more than one, it's just our little secret. Speaking of which, do give him a kiss on the cheek and a squishy hug from us all. He makes the stars shine in your eyes, for that alone he's a Blessing.
Angel, lovely to have a proper Angel in here among us depraved souls. A pleasure to meet you and to talk with you, you're a remarkable woman.
Don't sell yourself short. I prefer to sell myself as super limited edition collectable merch.
There's only one of you and you're priceless, let the jealous haters grind their teeth babe. Stomp that day under your boots and smile too. It really makes the haters grumble when you do that.
Bill, keep being the inspiration to me and so many of us. Keep writing, keep dancing, keep being your handsome self. You are more beloved then you can imagine. Coma and Tose must be very busy keeping back the tides of groupies looking to see the Legendary Rumps.
Terrance, you've been a good spider so I brought some crickets. Yes I'm not just a hateful bitch, but be a good spider and DON'T chase Angel.
I know she's lovely, but you will make her very scared and unhappy. Unhappy ladies have heels and might whack you with them a few times.
Yes I'd curl into a ball too, but you're a nice spider. So go back to the nut warmer and dream of ..I dunno other spiders...
Kimmi my dear, I know it's painful and you may not want to do it. When it's done, you're going to be one bad ass bitch and ready to werk this room like a pro.
Course maybe I'm just a kinky bitch but I found your pink face awfully alluring. Down Mish, down. No chasing Kimmi, she has cuffs...ooooh cuffs.
Now where was I?
Elyse, big squishy hugs to you my dear. Sending positively filthy dreams about Lady Jane to you, so you can have a glorious nights sleep.
We should all dream of our fantasy lover at least once right.
Well my darlings, I've finally got the workstation online and running smoothly.
The damn touchpad is under the heel of my right hand and does sometimes make my text bounce all over the place.
Still nothing I can't learn how to manage.
I'm taking a huge mug of hot chocolate and writing a saucy tale.
A friend of mine asked me to put one of their fantasies on the page and I'm going to see if I can make it a brain melting one.
Hopefully it will make her very happy with the results too.
If this is your first time here or your thousandth, please be extra kind to each other. Play nicely, make lots of noise and mess.
The dryads like cleaning up, so don't be tidy down here.
Big squishy hugs, warm kisses and encouraging applause to you all.
Keep showing that page who is the boss, keep spinning tales out of thin air, keep showing us all your creativity and your talent.
BUT most of all keep having far too much fun.
Keep it Witchy!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh it's a wonderful thing when it's done right and even better when you know you shouldn't.
Xoxo
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Lemon, red, green or black.
Wife caught with new boss.
Rumps Bar was well represented! You ALL added to the fun of the comp and I loved sitting back and reading you all!!!
