Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Firstly great to hear you've got a tale to upload, always good to have new content to read.
As for uploading for the love of the Goddess dont upload all 10 at once or the mod quake will be terrifying.
I find run your tale through a spell checker in word , then grammarly then proof read it.
When its completely perfect, none of mine are theres always a few bits I missed, then copy it into Lush.
I found I needed to reformat the paragraphs anyway so using the Lush editor means you can use preview to check how it all looks.
When you're done, click publish and then away the mods.
If you're not a gold member it can take a week or so to get processed.
The backlog goes nuts during competition season as that gets the attention.
I'm new here myself but happy to help if I can.
Best of luck getting your first story published. I'm sure it will be a proper firecracker.
Toodles
Oooh the writers group does have an editor or two in it so if you need help to whip that prose into shape we can help.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Dark purple silk knickers. Feeling old school sexpot
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well a slut is just someone who owns their sexual power. I own mine, and I can behave in a very wanton teasing way.
With the right person I can be a very wild creature indeed, and I'm happy to be called a slut by them.
If it's a celebration of my wild carnal spirit, then I own it and you can use it.
If it's an attempt to put me down, you get an eye roll and I keep walking.
If you make me have to deal with you, you're eating concrete and talking like the Bee Gees for a while.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Hatred, there's too many assholes consumed by their own misery who point the finger at others and stoke up hatred.
Can't we just share a little around and make the asshats with waaay too much give most of it back.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Bops into the room, in a black leather skirt, bright red latex crop top vest, hair bouncing on her head,
waving glow sticks in the air and chanting wordlessly.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some of the finest Kenyan beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Gets the tea and hot chocolate properly laid out, the mini mallows and mallows jar freshly refilled.
Snaps fingers and switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning Bitches!!!!
Yes it's a wonderful Thursday morning and the world is feckin' smashin'.
The weekend gets closer, my workstation is on the way from Germany and I get paid tomorrow!!!
I'm revisiting my long lost youth, listening to some antique trance tunes and wearing my old clubbing gear. Red looks damn good on me too. Gotta flaunt what the Goddess gave ya sweeties.
I see our lovely Sprite has returned to remind us all to be the well behaved little down n outs we are.
Honestly whoever thought of letting Elyse fall asleep on the table surrounded by empty beer bottles was a genius.
Folks can we please not leave bottles in the Jacuzzi, Tawny very nearly had a serious accident this morning. By sheer chance I was there to help her into the jacuzzi and check her for any injuries. It did take a while, I had to be very thorough. She seemed very grateful for all the caring attention. I got a kiss on the cheek too.
^points at bright red lipstick mark on my cheek^
Bill my dear, this has to be the most wretched hive of scum and villainy I've ever seen. What the men do in the toilets is unspeakable, the last three dryads I sent in there to clean refused to back there again and sent themselves back to the Glade. At least the ladies have a medical centre in ours. Poor Doctor Kistin, is so very busy there always seems to be someone who needs her care.
Emma my dear whipping sentences is a thankless task, find a good needy submissive and let your whip fly. You both feel the benefit of it and you get to make the world a slightly happier place.
Kimmi my dear I hope the knots in your shoulder were worked out ok. I did hear some groaning coming from stall 3, I assumed it was a very intense medical treatment.
Elyse my dear, let me tuck you up in your little bed so you can sleep dreaming of being slowly ravished by Lady Jane Lynch. Would that we could all have such fabulous dreams.
Sara my dear, we've been keeping your sports pages, freshly ironed, and a couple of your special doughnuts for you. Carl would be appalled if we forgot.
Where is Carl?
I'm sure he's off with the barn kitties having lots of fun, he'd better bring back photos or there will be trouble. I don't carry a riding crop for nothing. I don't even have a horse to ride.
Speaking of shaggy beasts that thrive in the cold, where is James? I have 2 bottles of Jameson set aside for him and I've a terrible fear they might go off.
I'm sure I can get a few pals to help me drink them, just to make sure they don't go to waste.
So my darlings, who wants a drink?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Intuitive is the word of the day but I guess you saw that one coming
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Emerges from storeroom room hair in a mess, a button missing from the blouse and shoe is missing.
Ahem.. right that's the whiskey counted then. 4 bottles. Took a while to count them the tricky buggers kept running away.
Thanks verity for a...for a....well thanks.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Yes!!! I love you guys!! Ha ha..
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
2000 views, amazing what a good haircut, some cologne and a clean shirt will do for a man.
Laffs. I'm kidding of course. Keep being your fabulous self, and strut like George Clooney's more handsome twin.
You gotta feel it to sell it buddy.
Now if anyone has Eva Greene's number I will make some very interesting offers. No time wasters please.
I can't unsee it. Similar first consonant, but not similar in action. 
And my story will be so hot all the ladies will want to sprout a penis and try it. 
That's right, you heard me. Thanks to a suggestion from Mr Starbelly, I am putting it in my gay male story. 
Wish me luck ... 
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