Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Right well I've just climbed a small mountain range, not literally you silly people.
I've read, commented and voted on every single entry in the comp. I figured it's only fair to give each and every one of them a fair chance by reading them all. Once I started on a handful it felt almost rude not to finish the set.
So I just hope I haven't left a trail of bad spellings, weird mental thoughts and stuff out there. In face feck it I've been more then fair by voting on them all.
They just have to translate what I leave for them as a comment.
Big hugs to you all.
I'm off to get some coffee and try to get a repeating saucy image out of my head.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
My intense love of apples.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Umm if it's a choice of last name I'll have Kate Beckinsale AND Megan Fox.
Feck the rules. Any ladies who want to join us, form an orderly queue and take a ticket.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I spent hours carefully writing instructions to tell people how to make things work, then get called when they can't make things work because they didn't read the instructions.
I also get paid to write strange symbols that appear in different colours, and every so often go through the text looking to change symbols or add new ones.
Sometimes I get a pat on the back, a relieved smile from my boss and celebrate with a bourbon cream and tea.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
If we're exclusively talking about male emissions, mouth, throat and a little on my neck.
Though that was pretty much 20 years ago. I was young, cute, and needed my brakes fixed pronto.
Coming soon to a story near you, I promise.
If you're not, then probably a few years ago. I've been trying to carve my libido out of the solid sheet of ice it's been sealed into. Awfully hard work with your primary extraction tool is either a wooden coffee stirrer or a cheap metal tea spoon.
I'm a patient woman, I'm going to get there at some point.
Be nice if I was still young enough to actually use it by then but we shall see what the Fates have in store for me.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I may be having a blonde moment but I can't find an option to modify or edit a group post. I know as a moderator of a group I can "Remove" a post, and I've been purging a lot of mine if I make mistakes in them.
I've been putting sticky posts and such up, and noticed I can't modify them either.
So is my only option as a moderator of a group to remove a post?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Struts into the bar, blowing kisses as she gets to the bar.
Empties Big Bertha, keeping the sludge for Carl and the caffeine junkies. Refills with some Hawaiian roast beans, and lots of mountain fresh water.
Places a soft kiss on BB, and polishes her nozzle for being a good...coffee maker.
Cleans out the big kettle and refills it, setting it to boil.
Switches the sign from The Witch is OUT to IN.
Wiggles fingers and summons a dryad to get the washing up done, while a second whirls round the room driving all the rubbish into a pile, before feeding it to an earth elemental.
Good morning my drunken animals, I hope life is going well for you all.
Wonderful to hear Lucky is with DD and Gracie. Two bi women with a strong Master behind them. That's a pairing you can make magic with.
Many blessings to the three of you, and endlessly soaked sheets.
Elyse my darling, come here and have a hug. Don't be so hard on yourself. Some days you can hold the planets in your hand, some days you can barely brush your teeth. Celebrate your victories, no matter how small. You're a special dancing light in this world,and we're all entranced by your beautiful light.
Never stop dancing, never stop shining, never stop being you.
Kimmi you my dear are a constant inspiration. The world can kick you and you just get right back on your feet. Like the flowers in my garden that can be hammered by rain, blasted by wind, scorched by sun, and always return bigger, tougher and brighter then ever. May you always remember that. You are amazing.
Emma lovely to have you back with us again. Keep kicking ass and don't let those who don't appreciate your Light get you down. They're not fit to see the soles of your boots darling. Make them weep.
Bill being as classy as anyone can be in this run down dump. Keep showing us how a pro does it.
Carl Where is that handsome horse wrangler these days? Goodness all that Jameson James has had to drink so it didn't go off. Never mind I'm sure when you get back, you can drink James' measure for a while. Nose scratches for the horses and the barn kitties.
James Nothing wrong with being a big hairy bear. If I ever catch you with a bottle of KY and black handkerchief in your pocket we're going to have words. Keep rocking it, Canuck style!
Verity darling you're a wonderful addition to this worn out family. Witty, silly, flirty, and classy. Everything I wish I was but I'm far too old to change now. Keep making the magic happen with that pencil of yours, you get better with every tale.
Kistin and the Fierce Miss Pixel darling you write like a duellist, every word like a sword thrust. I don't know how you manage to pack so much into so few words. I am completely obsessed with your work and my pencil is already writing fan letters to yours. Granted they're written in secret wood language so I can't read them.
Curvy for being the total definition of a Classy Lady. I waft my fan at you stylish one. Keep bringing that fabulous Welsh laugh to our lives and encouraging us all keep taking risks in our writing. We can all see you certainly do.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
It is marked as a feature prone to abuse so I can't sulk that it isn't active here.
Thank you so much for your patience , your guidance and your support.
You are a total star, thank you for your help.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Do tell me if I'm getting on a soap box but here's a little background.
Fallout 1 +2 are turnbased isometric classic old school RPGs with stats, skill checks and a world that gives you a few dialogue options on how you interact with others.
Fallout: Tactics is Classic Fallout with both a semi real time (it's just turnbased where the computerU takes your last order as a do until you can't do it anymore) and turn based.
Fallout 3 is a First Person Shooter with RPG elements. Player skill has a much higher effect on the world then the stats the character may have so it draws a different type of player.
Fallout: New Vegas is Classic Fallout bolted onto Fallout 3. The stats really do have an effect on things.
Fallout 76, is Fallout 4 for the MMO generation. The first release had no NPCs, no non user created items and a barely a plot beyond go explore and try not to die.
As an old school RPG nut I LOOOVE the Fallout 1+2 and Tactics releases. I'm not as fast with a trigger finger as I used to be and being able to use probability to help me work out what the best choice is can be very helpful.
Fallout 3 and New Vegas differ in how the world responds to what you do.
Fallout 3, mostly just triggers if a faction will spawn a hit squad to kill you randomly on the maps.
There's a plot to chase down but there's only one end point and you're going through it regardless of your intentions.
New Vegas gives you a feeling that the world you're running around in is alive. If you kick the stuffing out of a faction their troops try to fight in force or run away. Which is a nice thing to see if you get bad ass at it.
I can't really get into Fallout 76, I need a solid mechanics system that overrides my sloppy user skills.
New Vegas is about as good as Fallout gets in my opinion.
I can't shoot for shit but I can crank the AP points up to stupid levels and let VATS take care of mowing down the vermin that attack me.
Or in non Fallout terms. The game has a sort of auto shooter where you can let the game use your character skills to display how likely you are to hit an enemy in a particular spot. If you have lots of AP (action points) you only need to face roughly where the enemy is and press the VATS key. All the enemies light up, shot the odds of you being able to shoot them. So if you have lots of AP you can just let the huge small guns skill make you a lethal sharp shooter even though your mouse skills are feeble.
Then again that's just me. I actively prefer to play solo since it means my game tweaking, occasional cheating and quite terrible aim don't ruin the game for others.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I've dated other gamers in the past, it's baffling to others and quite endearing when you can throw geek jargon at each other and get it. It isn't the most essential glue to keeping a relationship going, but without something in common that you're both passionate about it can make the task a lot harder.
As for me, my wife buys me gaming stuff but finds the mechanics baffling. Where as I lurve to crack open a rulebook and get my head around the mechanics.
I do envy my geek kin if they find a mate who shares that passion, mine views it as mostly word salad but it makes me happy so mostly puts up with it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
ALBS because it's lafillelapin's rank. Still have no idea what it is.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'd go back to Winter of 1998, I'd done my first ever tri-way for Cyberpunk. That's three tables of 6 players and 3 GMs, using paper notes to record what impact each table had on the game map. In a world without tablets to sync them up, it was damn hard. I did it, and won my Queen of Cyberpunk title from the convention Committee. I also ended up celebrating in Eimear's arms, I can still remember the smell of her perfume. The feel of her arms around me, holding me close. My blood sang, the planets danced, and I melted into her love.
One of the most amazing moments of my life, and if I could only relive one day of my life again, it would be that or my first Yule with Eimear.
The first time anyone ever took a strappie to me, and played my body like a living harp. It changed my life, and nothing after would ever be the same.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
So does that mean I can use ALT to put a description or should the name I give the file be descriptive?
Oh and in the chatverse on a mobile device if you press your finger on an image that has ALT or TITLE the text appears on the screen above the options to copy it, save it, and what not.
I'm just messing with the idea of having some colour in my signature file or on my profile.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Ok, this might be a very daft question but I can't find it listed anywhere so here goes.
If I add an image (to the signature, on the profile, etc.) am I allowed to use ALT, TITLE or other mouse over code to have messages appear if a pointer moves over it?
I ask because I'm considering putting a little comment that only appears if you put your pointer over the image.
No, it won't be rude. No, it won't try to make the image turn into one of those fake hypnotism things and give someone a headache.
I thought before I go and do it, why not ask if it's allowed or even possible out here.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well maybe I'm just plain weird but here goes.
I know they're one half of the reason I'm walking this earth. I think they're beautiful, because I think we're all beautiful in some way.
Just because it's not a body part I want in my mouth or my body doesn't make them horrible things.
I'm pretty sure there's lots of people out here who think they're a wonderful thing, and really brighten their day.
I'm also sure there are lots of people out here who really don't want to do anything with my body parts, but allow me to share it with people who do.
Love is Love after all.
No mention of prescribing something like Xanax. Just an information leaflet that says I can tell someone I'm nervous before the test. How the heck am I gonna get a prescription? I'm really not happy about this. I'm also severely needlephobic to the point all three of my children were natural births. I don't cope with stingy, zappy pain at all.
