Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
That would explain things, I'm a bit new to the Lush-verse and it's little ways.
Thank you ladies.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
If it's from boys, early millennium. If girls are allowed then last week. Ooh I@m getting thirsty thinking about it.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Firstly hello gents, it's my first time posting a question in here so be gentle with me, I'm a virgin.
Ahem.
My mother always told me to be careful about talking to strange men but I won't tell her if you won't.
If it's Date Night, it could be an Anniversary, a Birthday, or just a "We haven't had it in a while let's shake the world" night.
What would you wear to get your lover in the mood?
It could be saucy undies, a firemans outfit (yes I know some boys love a hunky fireman), a full black tie tuxedo, or a teeny tiny thong.
What is your special weapon to make your lover drool with lust to get you into bed?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Skips joyfully in, gets behind the bar and starts tinkering. Big Bertha is carefully emptied, the sludge kept for Carl. Fresh spring water poured in a new bag of fresh coffee beans poured into the hopper to make superb coffee. The big kettle gets a good scrub and a refill, before being put on the boil. All the glasses,mugs and plates are carelessly thrown in the sink when it's all full a ripple in the air as the fumes, smoke and dust form into a figure that scrubs every single item spotlessly clean, putting it neatly away.
A tray of doughnuts appears, with a choice of fillings raspberry jam, stewed apple, and a custard filling.
Right folks, I'm giving Miss Curvy a morning off what can I get you drunken animals to drink?
Terence if you promise to be a good spider and not try to run up my leg or jump down my cleavage I will keep you in all manner of insect nibbles. I bring a locust as a treat.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Has a magical pencil and incredible sexual allure
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Instead of uploading the image directly, use the link to online image option. Since the board doesn't have to actually store the image it should just display it workout compression.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Hugo I suspect the problem is the notion that as a woman I'd only be able to choose between those options.
It also assumes that theres a specific look for either a secretary or a business woman.
If I'd asked you to make the same choice how would you feel?
If you'd asked if there was a specific look I'd be willing to wear for a lover?
That might kick off a discussion about what fantasies we've played out with a lover, or would like to explore
Then all of us could throw something into the hat.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Oh I love my parents.
My maternal grand father taught me a woman an be anything a man can be, and her place is where she chooses it to be.
Kitchen, workshop or halls of power.
My father taught me that not all men will respect my choices and that any man who wants to hold my heart should be a paragon who always treasures that most special gift.
He never did like my boyfriends,though he adored Eimear the two of them used to spend hours poking about under the hoods of cars talking about mechanical things.
There was a while there I think he'd rather I switched places and Eimear stayed.
My mother had a complicated time accepting I didn't want to marry a man or become a mother.
I think she felt I'd rejected her world for one she didn't understand.
They gave up many things so my siblings and I could be free to chose our own path in life.
I'd not be who I am without their guidance, support and ceaseless love.
I know I'm damned lucky.
Not everyone had that support and some of my queer peers had to leave home for being who they were.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'm a regular user of firefox because I wanted the device sync without giving everything to Google.
Firefox can be a little funny at times, the phone version in particular suffers from trampoline connections to this site and others.
I suspect some kind of power management is throttling down the link if a regular feed of data isn't coming down.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Hi Allen,
I suggest you have a look at the very long thread asking lesbians why not men.
There's a lot of detailed answers there.
I'd ask you to consider the opposite question.
If I were to ask you why no to sleeping with other men?
There's an awful lot of different ways to answer that question from the one word to the long essay on a personal journey of discovery to why only being with other men brings you joy.
Difference is beautiful and it takes all sorts to make a world.
I'd ask you to be very gentle with the way you ask that question some of my queer sisters get the suggestion made to them that they haven't met the right man yet.
It can come across as insensitive and make another feel uncomfortable.
So just bear that in mind.
As for me I went the long way to find my identity.
I started as a straight girl who fumbled around, became bi curious and did some more experimenting.
Identified as bi for a while and was finally shown the majesty that was my sapphic identity.
I did my time with men and they really didn't treat me very well or take care of my needs much.
The laziest, sloppiest , bedroom princess did more to make me happy then the greatest man I ever had in my bed.
But that's just me.
Some of my sisters didn't have a choice they were made the way they are and bear the scars from it.
I'm also lucky in that I'm Femme so don't draw a lot of attention but my butch sisters catch hell for being who they are.
So tread lightly, be respectful to those who answer and remember that not all of us want to answer this question.
Some of us have been answering it regularly for a long time.
Peace and love.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
James we may have to cut back on your Jameson ration.
Honestly though it's a wonderful piece of work and between that and your Christmas one I'm becoming a huge fan.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Well my lovelies my muse and I had a little chat. Seems she's all fizzing to write verse after seeing what Carl and Roger have done.
I've had to be firm, I had to be strict. Can't go letting the muse dictate what you write or the next thing you know you're writing radio jingles for second hand car dealerships.
Goddess preserve me from such a terrible fate.
So we've agreed she can have a crack at the poetry comp but has to finish the next chapter of the Artemis Club. She's had a nice rest and been letting the words escape freely but a Skald needs her tales, and this one needs to be finished.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Getting back on track perhaps a badge for 5 or even 10 getting stories or poems published.
Getting 1 story published can feel like a punishing target when you start, but little markers for us rookies would be nice.
I know our esteemed Elites can be chasing huge numbers but for little me having a story with 2K views marked would make me really happy I've done something special.
I've never had 2k people read anything of mine before, it nearly made my head spin.
I think Carl's idea about something for having small numbers of followers would be helpful. It's a tough world our there for a rookie and small victories are still worth celebrating.
Also I see some have a Series, badge is that a special one or just for posting a certain number of parts in an actual series?
