Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
This is a great thread and it's lovely to see so many people being honest about who they are, even if that isn't always something they'd like to be.
For myself I have issues with Depression and Anger. I'm a cheery person but at times in my life that Black Dog has slunk into my life and bitten me hard. I've planned my own death more than once, and aborted 3 attempts to send myself Home. I get help when I feel over whelmed, because it isn't a constant presence I can manage it most of the time.
Anger is a little harder, as it's a more constant presence in my life. I can get frustrated intensely at times, having my concentration broken for something I consider irrelevant or being unable to complete a task I know I should be able to do but it just won't work properly, can result in a quite sudden burst of anger that can be frightening to see. I'm doing what I can to be prevent my sense of frustration rising to that level, but I'm human and sometimes things just happen.
My partner thinks I may be somewhere on the Autism scale, as I don't respond like most people do to a situation. Tell me a joke and I'm likely to either fake a laugh to seem nice, or let it fly over my head and look at you like you're speaking Klingon at me, or try and take it apart like it's a puzzle to be solved.
I'm a mostly quiet person as I'm used to having little in common with the people around me, so try to keep things in a specific area for specific groups.
I know I won't get a lot of pop culture references so I try to avoid them, likewise I try to avoid emotional discussions with people I don't know very well.
Then again, if we were all the same, how boring would the world be. I'm a complicated woman, and I can be handful sometimes, but I can be a total sweetie and help you through your own dark times.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Xander darling I'm singing with joy that you're feeling better.
Never repent darling it only encourages Shame to think you should listen to it.
Bah. Ignore the bastard and listen to Hope, tomorrow you get another heaped plateful of the lovely Jane.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Wonder if maybe the stupid thing is trying to sync stuff with firefox portable and is getting some kind of sync issue hmm. Will double check.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I don't really enjoy it much, I'm starting from a modest level and there's a lot of work I'd have to put in to get good at it.
I'm going to have to just push through and do it, so I can keep writing material for you folks
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I'm trying to be nice Xander, there's something else I'd like to eat ...but I'm being nice
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
*Bites through the top of my pencil and groans*
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Steady bunny, you talk like that and the boys are going to get all a stir.
Come to think of it, I'm all a stir too. Naughty bunny.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I thought it was what you called it when you paid the Brown Owl a little bribe to take the little darlings far into the woods for a weekend to give you some bloody peace.
Bitter? Moi?
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Really want to know where she buys her suits...super jealous.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Ladies I envy you getting that much loving time, I barely get an hour if I'm lucky.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Silly goose James, I meant the two as separate items. A Kiss AND pay the bar tab.
But I didn't get to this age without learning how to give a kiss that can make the Angels blush, the Spirits whoop and the stars dance in the skies.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Today I'm going to flog that muse into coughing up the rest of my comp entry, or give myself carpel tunnel trying.
One small cuddle and a generous mug of what's supposed to be coffee but looks like liquid tar please.
Can we all give Xander a big comforting hug today, they're missing their sweetie and I'm sure we all know how terrible that can feel.
Besides hugs are free, and make us all feel good.
Rump, if you can provide a proper ham and cheese toastie with extra pickled onion for the road, I will be forever grateful. I might get carried away, give you a kiss on the cheek and pay my bar tab. The recklessness of it all.
Sending much love to you my fellow drunken rabble, be nice to the newbies and be sure to keep them tipsy. Nothing worse then finding yourself clothed, sober and here.
I much prefer finding myself naked in a strange bed, with a snoring naked strumpet or two beside me. If the Goddess didn't want us to have lots of sex, She would never have made it so much fun.
ONWARD!!!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Updated after some reader feedback.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
If it makes your heart beat faster, the hair stand on the back of your neck, shout things at the TV, makes you bounce up and down like a fool, it's all good
Be fully alive and enjoy it all.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Ah Canadians and their ice hockey, At least you lot know how to play.
The skiing is being cancelled by poor weather too, where's my alpine skiing you bastards??
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
You're going to fall in love all over again and float on air darling.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
=d> =d>
Lovely work Xander.
Werk!!!!
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Bunny dear, Xander is a devotee of Lady Jane, and a very charming person in their own right.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Anyone else using this?
I@m finding it starts locking at random during the day, though that might be due to scripts or something running on some of the sites I@m on.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Stay assumes I was ever FIT in the first place.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
Looks wise: 5
Fitness: 4
Health: 7
I'm a lazy, gluttonous, pleasure seeking wretch.
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
What a brave little bunny you are to get yourself into such a situation. I really felt your honesty as you embraced your slutty nature. Such fruity language too, gawd it was properly painting filthy images in my mind.
I'm gobsmacked at your talent, my dear, keep writing and making me gasp as your brazen brilliance.
Much love.
This might be a run down dive for the truly degenerate but that doesn't mean we don't love you.
