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Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by TonyaL
Good morning lovely people. I have missed you. Seems life keeps getting in the way of my fun time. Actually I do too much for everyone even to the point of hurting myself and Sir Chris reminding me to listen to my body and rest. I am reading as many comp entries as I can. If I don't get to yours today I promise I will. I'll have some hot tea please.
Take care of yourself! Everyone has the qualifying 10 votes, and if they don't there are plenty of people here to do a quick read and a vote/comment. Take a break, have a drink, read em when you have the time and can enjoy them.
Congrats, Adagio. Great fun. I think MM was the first play I ever saw. I LOVED it.
Big Fun today: editing Youtube transcripts on instructional videos so the closed captioning matches the actual words, in order to be ADA compliant. At least Bill here will recognize the worth of the endeavor. Youtube is pretty good at figuring out the CC on its own, but will occasionally lapse into Joycean nonsense when I start talking too fast.
Köffee pleeeeeeeeeease.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by browncoffee
Okay I checked and since I've joined, this is how many people have entered each (I'm such a nerd lol)
Fetish: 36
Holiday hijinks: 56
On the road: 48
Passion: 80
Pure filth: 41
Bookish: 42
Boobies: 23
Change: 41 (so far)
*The numbers don't include entrants who have since deleted their accounts
Genuinely interesting.
If I may ask, how many in the New Experiences comp? That's the last one - the only other one - I've entered (I don't count Passion as I was Flick'ed into entering) (yes, Flick is a verb).
Three fingers of snake venom please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I always switch filenames if I make a significant change in direction, and keep the old version, though I almost never go back to it.
Here's one of mine, where I sidestep the wrestling of the first version entirely. It ended up being a Shard called Morning Light. It's no longer on Lush (trying to sell it) (unsuccessfully), but it got an RR at the time.
First version:
She was crying.
He lay beside her, watching her cry, wondering what to say, what to do. He mentally rehearsed several things to say in response—What’s wrong? Why are you sad? Do you want to talk about it?—but none of them seemed appropriate.
He listened.
Eventually he closed his eyes, still listening.
Final version:
She was sad.
It doesn’t matter why. Lots of things make people sad. Life is sad, sometimes.
She awoke at five a.m., hours before she usually did. She could not go back to sleep, and did not try very hard. She called into the office and left a message telling them she was taking the day off.
Here's one of mine, where I sidestep the wrestling of the first version entirely. It ended up being a Shard called Morning Light. It's no longer on Lush (trying to sell it) (unsuccessfully), but it got an RR at the time.
First version:
She was crying.
He lay beside her, watching her cry, wondering what to say, what to do. He mentally rehearsed several things to say in response—What’s wrong? Why are you sad? Do you want to talk about it?—but none of them seemed appropriate.
He listened.
Eventually he closed his eyes, still listening.
Final version:
She was sad.
It doesn’t matter why. Lots of things make people sad. Life is sad, sometimes.
She awoke at five a.m., hours before she usually did. She could not go back to sleep, and did not try very hard. She called into the office and left a message telling them she was taking the day off.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
In a previous job the corporate culture involved strip clubs (along with a lot of steakhouses and football games), maybe once a month or so. I can't say I never enjoyed myself, but they tend to leave me pretty cold. It's so artificial and dehumanized, and so centered around money. And the strip club crowd is SO depressing - take a look around at the faces of the men at a strip club sometime. They are blank with desire. Blank. There is a real joylessness to it.
And a time or two I'd catch a detail (what comes to mind is seeing a small scar on a girl's lip) that took me totally out of the performance and left me wondering about the girl, and her real life, and what working there must be like. It made me sad.
So. I might go again someday. But in general: not my thing.
And a time or two I'd catch a detail (what comes to mind is seeing a small scar on a girl's lip) that took me totally out of the performance and left me wondering about the girl, and her real life, and what working there must be like. It made me sad.
So. I might go again someday. But in general: not my thing.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Monday morning. Ugh. Köffee.
I see there are a few more comp entries. I'll attempt hit them tonight. Does the name Runnerwriter sound vaguely familiar? He has a good story.
Wrote the first 3-4 sentences of a new Shard. I've missed them. Hope to have it out before contest results are announced.
I'd say something else, but my brain is too fogged over.
I see there are a few more comp entries. I'll attempt hit them tonight. Does the name Runnerwriter sound vaguely familiar? He has a good story.
Wrote the first 3-4 sentences of a new Shard. I've missed them. Hope to have it out before contest results are announced.
I'd say something else, but my brain is too fogged over.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I'll take a nightcap, Bill. A few fingers of Safeway Select, perhaps?
If you have tired of comp entires, Stormdog has an excellent two part story called A Rare Beauty. Its long at 15,000-ish words, but a very well-crafted, precisely written journey into some interesting new territory.
Me? I'm just happy to be not writing about tentacles anymore. Three outta my last four stories. I've got to get out more.
If you have tired of comp entires, Stormdog has an excellent two part story called A Rare Beauty. Its long at 15,000-ish words, but a very well-crafted, precisely written journey into some interesting new territory.
Me? I'm just happy to be not writing about tentacles anymore. Three outta my last four stories. I've got to get out more.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by HeraTeleia
One dog (Lily, spayed Anatolian Shepherd x Great Pyrenees) and one cat (Niles, neutered DSH). Both "secondhand".
It looks like the cat is giving the dog the stink eye.
We have three cars. Two from the animal shelter, one from family. Minky, the the matriarch at 19 years old, is in fragile health but hanging in there. Jeff Jr, named in my honor by my daughter, is the only other male in the house, and so we have a special bond. Blackie, the youngest, jumps into bed to be petted every morning when the alarm goes off (Minky, however, gets first pets).
My daughter got a hamster named Skittles on Christmas. He's kinda cute.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Got paid $3 into the PayPal account for a story this morning. Being a pornographer really pays off! I'll take my proceeds and buy a Slim Jim, which all the denizens of the bar may then split.
Sent out three more stories too.
Oh, fuck it, it's afternoon but I already fixed the weather stripping on the back door, so slide me a beer.
Sent out three more stories too.
Oh, fuck it, it's afternoon but I already fixed the weather stripping on the back door, so slide me a beer.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by seeker4
I'm already thinking about it. It could get messy, though. As a couple commentators on the current suggested of it, horror could happen Be warned.
A whiskey for me and put Sara's next drink on my tab.
You seem to have some vaguely Lovecraftian elements in there, like the Lost Ones. I like messy. I like horror.
The Blighted Forest was deeply cool - love to hear more about that too.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Morning all.
I know that "up in the middle of the night soothing nightmares" thing, Tonya. We have a lot of thunderstorms in the Spring and late Summer, nd they used to scare my girls crazy. I'd sit in their room with them (they shared a room when younger) and read until they fell asleep. If they got really scared I'd stand in the middle of the room and hold their hands, one on each hand. I have sweet fond memories of doing that. At the time I remember mostly how tired my arms would get!
The cool thing about this particular contest is that it gives you a quick tour of the new categories (as well as a tour of writers you may not have read). I was surprised how sweet and tender the teen stories tended to be, how the pee stories were less gross to read than I suspected, and how monster/tentacle sex can actually be hot.
Enough rambling. Work is looking a bit busy today. But, I CAN SLEEP IN TOMORROW!
Köffee please, barkeep.
I know that "up in the middle of the night soothing nightmares" thing, Tonya. We have a lot of thunderstorms in the Spring and late Summer, nd they used to scare my girls crazy. I'd sit in their room with them (they shared a room when younger) and read until they fell asleep. If they got really scared I'd stand in the middle of the room and hold their hands, one on each hand. I have sweet fond memories of doing that. At the time I remember mostly how tired my arms would get!
The cool thing about this particular contest is that it gives you a quick tour of the new categories (as well as a tour of writers you may not have read). I was surprised how sweet and tender the teen stories tended to be, how the pee stories were less gross to read than I suspected, and how monster/tentacle sex can actually be hot.
Enough rambling. Work is looking a bit busy today. But, I CAN SLEEP IN TOMORROW!
Köffee please, barkeep.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by bottleblonde
Annnnd, now my secret is out!
"not sure they have connected the real life me and the lush me" I'm not sure I could explore as freely if I new someone was also on here from real life.
It's only sex. I think most friends who found out I was here would react with, "Cool! Good stories!"
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by seeker4
Badass Bourbon sounds ... well, badass. Pour away. And I am at 7 votes as of this evening so seem to be on track.
Eight.
Good story.
I'll have a burrbin. Get Scott and Sara whatever they like too, barkeep.
Curvy, you'll get to read them someday. No hurry.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
To the new guy: I don't understand the chat rooms either, so I feel your pain. I tried that when I first came here and got nowhere. Like everyone was talking in code. No one would talk to me.
Best way to meet women here is to read profiles and say hi politely to someone who seems simpatico. Look for someone who seems cool in the Forums and say hi. Women here are hit on constantly here, do try to differentiate yourself from the white noise of male come-one.
And some advice if you want a woman to pay attention to you? Listen to THEM. That applies to Lush and real life and all the nuanced spaces in between.
Best way to meet women here is to read profiles and say hi politely to someone who seems simpatico. Look for someone who seems cool in the Forums and say hi. Women here are hit on constantly here, do try to differentiate yourself from the white noise of male come-one.
And some advice if you want a woman to pay attention to you? Listen to THEM. That applies to Lush and real life and all the nuanced spaces in between.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by seeker4
Happened to me, once, too but only one of our cars was stuck inside IIRC. I think my Civic was still free and clear. It is a pain, though. Had to disengage the opener and manually lift the door like we did in my parent's home when I was growing up. This door was basically built to be used with an opener, though, so you can't unlock and open it from the outside like we did back then.
We needed two people raising it at exactly the same speed to open it. Heavy af.
I should have a new door by Tuesday afternoon.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by browncoffee
ALREADY ENTERED
ShamelessFlirt https://www.lushstories.com/stories/femdom/he-gets-it-in-the-end.aspx
RumpleForeskin https://www.lushstories.com/stories/uniform/terris-transformation.aspx
coryA https://www.lushstories.com/stories/teen/after-prom.aspx
Ping https://www.lushstories.com/stories/femdom/vanilla-scream.aspx
CoyotlMittens https://www.lushstories.com/stories/teen/romance-most-wet.aspx
Patokl https://www.lushstories.com/stories/true/traffic-light.aspx
Green_Man https://www.lushstories.com/stories/steampunk/murder-on-the-river-thames.aspx
Verbal https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/beneath.aspx
Demin_Daisy10 https://www.lushstories.com/stories/horror/just-a-kiss-1.aspx
ENTRIES IN PROGRESS
Sprite
seeker4
PhilU
Buz
Jen
fuzzy1954
Adagio
LYFBUZ
elliotlacey31
Herateleia
Banes1
elizabethblack
MileHighWriter
prettywild
SuccubusDreams
Köffee, please.
Hannah, good to see you back in top whip-cracking form. You have moved from Tracy Flick level to Samara level (the little girl in The Ring, one of my fave horror movies of all time). Keep at it you may reach Godzilla level someday.
Tonya, SO happy to hear all is well medically.
Scott, good to see you have an entry up - I will read it soon. Although upon seeing you ordered hot chocolate with a) bourbon and 2) marshmallows scares me a little.
Congrats on your entry too Sara - what a sweet story.
It'a good comp. Nearly finished reading all the entries. Delphi's story is really good too. How many entries are there in most comps - more or less than this one?
Larry, sorry about your car. If it makes you feel better my garage door buckled and shuddered to a stop when I tried to open it yesterday. Car was stuck in the garage for hours, during school pick-up time for both my girls. Now I have to hand over a fistful of money for a new garage door and opener.
Köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by browncoffee
I've only ever used PS4. I used to play SimCity and NFS on a PC but now PS4 is my jam. I don't play much unless I'm with my brothers though and then they want to play UFC which is crap. I'm mostly into Driveclub and I used to play FIFA but not so much now.
I used to be HEAVILY into Sim City as a PC game. Also Civilization, Quake, and, on my very first computer, Doom.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I am no real gamer, but the old-school Wii is still my favorite platform out there. It's 2018 and I just bought a new (refurbished) one. We play the Sports Resort it packs with, tennis and bowling, a LOT of MarioKart, EA Baseball (last year they made it was 2012 so all the rosters are old), Mario Galaxy, Spore. It's just fun to be so active while playing.