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Isn't she a beauty? She's a Schmidt-Cassegrain scope with an 8 inch (heh) mirror.

Of course, it's nasty and snowing out, so I can't actually use it tonight. But it seems to have survived the couple years of storage intact. I'm psyched.

A cold beer and a discreet toke please.

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Just a quick hello this morning...and a cup of tea...I'm just waiting for my grandson to wake up. We had a fun day yesterday. Wore him out on the beach and in the pool.

Looks like another beach day. More fun with the RC all-terrain car that grandpa bought at Sam's Club. Maybe some sandcastles too!

The beach seemed like the safest place for our little family to be together this year. Low-risk (although not no-risk) was what we all decided on.

Hope all y'all find a safe way to celebrate Thanksgiving!



I am officially jealous of your remote control ATV and your ability to go out and play with it in the sand. That sounds like fun. It's cold, snowy and windy here. smile

HOWEVER...I have the day off and I have liberated my telescope from storage as I move stuff from my house to LJs. I plan to spend the afternoon cleaning the old girl up (the telescope, not LJ), aligning the mirrors and balance (again, the telescope, not LJ), yadayadayada. Sounds like Big Nerdy Fun to me. Maybe I'll post a pic later.

All the food is bought for T-Day. The Big Prep starts tomorrow, including the annual brining of the turkey in a 5 gallon kitty litter bin (it's empty and cleaned and the turkey is inside a bag of its own but people still freak out about it!!!).

Peace.

Köffee would be heavenly.
Bill, so nice to have you back.

HUGS

Serious frikkin congrats for winning two comps in a row Suze. That's a tough trick to pull off. You should get a drink named in your honor for a feat like that. A Deviator maybe?

And Rache, you've been on a serious roll lately, prolific af. Your drink? A Taser. Bourbon muddled with medicinal gummie bears, O J, and a micro-dose of acid.

Yay Vanessa! Yay Kat! Yay Kimmie! I've been remiss in reading many stories at Lush these days, but I will go back and hit the top ten of this contest. Today, probably, I have the WHOLE FRIKKIN DAY FREE! I'll spend it setting up my office, which is deeply fun.

I'll have a Taser, barkeep. Kick back and wait for Michigan to certify votes. Let's make today a good day for democracy.
Damn, Suzie, that's quite the feat, taking two comps in a row! You gonna go for the hat trick and enter the next one too!?

Seriously, very cool. Congrats to you, and to our lovely taseress sprite, and to naughty Annie, who I really must read more of. And congrats to the top ten!

Gamera approves!!!
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so much for christmas spirit.


Don't taze me bro.


Here's a little Primus for comparison. I was lucky enough to see them in concert in Denver in the 90s. With the guy I will (maybe) be arguing politics with this weekend. My gf at the time described Primus's music as sounding like "bloop, bloop, bloop."

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lol which band? i want to be a fan too so you can tell them you've just doubled their western fan base. btw, just kind of went town the rabbit hole of a all girl japanese metal band called Band-Maid. yes, they do all dress up as sexy maids, but they can also shred like crazy.





They're good. Got a little bit a Primus vibe going on, particularly the bass player. You know, if Les Claypool was a Japanese girl dressed as a sexy maid.

One last cuppa joe. And give Sprite whatever she wants. Within reason.
HUGS

Rapidly losing the will to work today.

We may go up to Denver tomorrow to hang out with friends (I guess you could call them part of our Covid pod at this point). The guy half of the couple--who is a close friend--is a Trumper, and believes in quite a few of the wilder conspiracy theories out there. His wife does not. It will be interesting to see if we can avoid talking politics. Or, if we don't, in what direction the conversation will take us. We've talked politics a TON in the past. But these are not normal times, and tempers are up.

Thinking of you Bill.

Köffee is the One, True God. I'd love some.
The Undoing is really good so far. Hugh Grant and Nicole Kidman. I get lost staring at her face while watching it. She's so pretty.

I got free trial youtube.tv for 2 weeks so we could watch election coverage (we're uncabled) and while we had it I recorded a ton of The New Adventures of Old Christine. We binged on that right up to the moment I had to cancel to avoid getting charged. What a perfect sitcom. Laugh out loud, 30 Rock level funny.
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I'm fan girling so hard over a brand new visual-kei band at the moment. The guitarist keeps liking my twitter responses and even added some subtitles to a video for me because the translation option wasn't available. Those are the kinds of things I absolutely adore and that's going to help them break through to western audiences too, which isn't easy due to language barriers. Currently I'm their only English speaking fan with them being so new and appearing suddenly. I think it's a side project and the guitarist has chosen a mask so no-one knows who he is I have my suspicions that he's possibly someone big in Jrock.

Miyavi might end up losing his top spot...

Hope everyone else is having a good day smile



Feel briefly down the rabbit hole exploring "visual-kei." Cool stuff. Seems to have a lot in common with Glam Rock. I even listened to a compilation!



The reading last night went really well. I'll probably do one in January too. Nice folks, good writers. Thanks for watching, Pings. Next time I promise to say "nipple." Don't wanna make anyone's head explode. :)

I have a TON of days off starting tomorrow. I bounce between two houses right now, mine and LJ's, but starting next week I am officially moving into LJ's and leaving my current house to my youngest daughter and her boyfriend. So I will probably being bouncing between the two houses as much as I always did, but now the official residence is LJ's. Yay! Not that it changes very much on a practical level. More like "which house do I leave my toothbrush at?" sorta thing.

Coughee, please.
Bill. There are no words. Our hearts are with you. You are lucky to have such a great love lift your life.


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the civil war does not respect borders. no matter where she moves, it will come. it is inevitable. what time is your reading, Furball? what story(s) are to be read? are you gonna do it naked again? biggrin


7 p.m. Mountain Time. I'm reading Saint Betty, which is all about recreational morphine use and the ontology of Betty Rubble. I actually sold this twice, back in the day. Sadly, I will not be naked.

Beer me! I'm about to go shower and shave. LJ has recommended I trim my nose hairs, but I think I'll braid them instead.
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Tad windy


Poppy! You've returned! Yay!

My world: glorious chaos.
HUGS

Tech, you have a wall that opens out onto the ocean? That's too cool. I'd love to listen to waves all night long.

I'm reading again on Youtube tonight. The first story I ever sold! Ping, of "Where the fuck is Ping?" fame, watched the last one. He will be disappointed to learn I don't say the word "nipple" in this story. Lemme know if you wanna watch, I'll throw you a link.

Hope you are doing well G, wherever you are.

I have a really good friend whose sister is selling her house, quitting her job, and moving the entire family to another state to avoid "the upcoming Civil War." Their family has been deeply sucked into the alternate news, Qanon-adjacent rabbit hole. It's really sad. It's like they joined a religious cult.

Anyway. Hope everyone is well. Thanks for posting Bill's tunes, Fuzz.

Always a joy to see your smiling face, Evie.

Köffee is life!
HUGS, all.

We saw our first play of the year this weekend. All very social distanced: audience chairs were in pairs, about 12 feet apart, and people wore masks the entire time. The play was a one woman show, so no one was close to the performer.

The play was Apples in Winter, and was devastatingly simple. A woman is making an apple pie in real time on stage. As she talks you gradually realize she is making the pie for her son. Then you realize he's in prison. Then you realize he's on death row. THEN you realize she's preparing his last meal.

Really effective. I guess in the original production they baked the pie onstage too, in real time, and the smells gradually fill the theater as the play goes along.

Anyway. Good play. Fun weekend.

Our thoughts are al with you Bill.

Köffee would be a religious experience.
An even BETTER monologue from that movie. I'll stop now.

Hey, Storm! LJ is the wine connoisseur in our family, not me (I'm the bourbon/weed guy). Big shock, I know. She always chooses a pinot noir.

All I know about pinot is this incredible monologue from Sideways. God, I love that movie.

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Over the weekend, my wife love and best friend for half a century, left us softly, in her sleep, after a five year struggle with dementia.

Thanks to all with a special HUG for Cyn for all the friendship, support and for just being there. I'll be around but probably not as loudly for awhile.

Later, Rumplators


I just cried Bill. My strongest, most heartfelt hugs. That's such a cruel and unfair disease. My prayers rush out to you, and to her as well. The everyday bravery of you both, combatting the inevitable, is one of the greatest expressions of love possible on this weary Earth.

HUGS

Peace, all.

Coffee please.
Oh hell yes! LJ and I will take you to the Rabbit Hole! Dessert is up to you though. smile

If an attractive stranger asked to take you to dinner, no strings attached, in a public space, would you go?
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Clean my house


That made me laugh.
HUGS

Hey all.

Evie's (the Writer Formerly Known as RavenStar) got a new story up. Haven't read it yet, but she's a stunningly good writer.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/supernatural/-selk-.aspx

Thanks for the Charlie Pride tune, Fuzz! My Charley Pride story: my parents went to see him perform once, at a pretty small club. Before he sang, the club added a table to the front of the room, and then escorted a young black couple to it. The people next to my parents said, "Oh look, they're setting up a special table for the (insert n-word here)."

Of course, about 10 minutes later the black man got up from his table, took the stage, and began singing. It was Charley Pride.

Going to see an actual play with LJ this weekend! Apples in Winter!

Köffee would be a merciful blessing.
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I don't mind a few errors or structure problems, as long as it's not throughout the entire story.
The most important things, to me, are creativity and the ability to keep me intrigued throughout.

Don't worry over much. Just write your stories and let your imagination have some fun.
You can always find someone nice enough to help you edit and give you more advice on writing.

You're welcome.
* runs away, laughing *


Rude.

To the OP: I don't know the rules of grammar, I just know what sounds right, and I suspect most people are the same way. As Ms. Chaos said, just get it down on paper, don't compare yourself to others, run free and find what your natural style is. Your question was posed well, and you already have published stories, so I doubt you need much help. Have fun writing is my biggest piece of writing advice!
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This gif made my day.

HUGS

Thanks for the set-up, the tunes, the pastries, the pleasant conversation, fellow barflies.

Where is Larry? Where is Evie? And where the FUCK is Ping?

I feel bad for reading so few Lush stories this year. My time to read and write is pretty limited, and I am pretty selfish about keeping that time for myself. Come next year I will have more time to read, more time to write.

Saw a mouse in the house today. The cats are unconcerned. My youngest is worried about the health and safety of the MOUSE. She's trying to find it so she can put it outside.

Staff meeting is over. Only one more left!

Köffee would be thrilling!
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Does this mean you're going to have to hate Tuesdays? ;)


I will hate ALL Tuesday through Friday days with equal fervor. I will LOVE Mondays. And I will LOVE Sundays every time I remember "Hey! I don't have to go to work tomorrow!"

Another köffee please.
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So right now if you type in loser.com in the top search bar it takes you to Donald's wiki try it before they somehow change it..its hilarious.
just thought I'd share lol biggrin


Hey, that's pretty cool. Still works!

Scary times politically, but I will not vent here (I have elsewhere). I'm still trusting democracy.

And speaking of democracy, thanks to all the veterans, here and around the world, for keeping is safe. My Dad included.

HUGS

Thanks for the set-up Curves!

Congrats on the big marriage party, Martin.

Nice to see you here Lilly.

WTFIP?

Köffee would be a dream come true.
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I was there for about 3 years from when I was 19-21. Here are a bunch of fun links to complaints I've made relating to the job if you want to laugh at my suffering.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-jHgOPLMlBt3nomiQtdR8Zv8XFvnS6yJ/view?usp=sharing
I actually went back to work there recently but got fired because of a machete incident. Uh, *chuckles*, yes, you read that correctly.


I'd love to read these but none of the links work. Can you cut and paste into the thread? I love stories like this!
HUGS

Morning all. Thanks for the set-up, Curves. Glad the storm passed you Tech. And Fuxxy, thanks for the donuts and the tunes and Paulina Porizkova!!! Hey James. Hey Lilly. Hey Bill. Who'd I miss?

Didn't sleep well, and feeling a little bleary.

I have therapy in an hour, and as always I am looking forward to it. Good therapist. Cute, too! And she likes my writing!

Not much else gong on. I found out I have more unused vacation days than I thought I did, so I think I'll have to take Mondays off until the end of the year. Tough problem huh? Come 2021, ALL my Mondays will be off!

Köffee would lift me into heaven.
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i wasn't sure whether to play this kenny rogers song by the first edition from 1967 or a very recent live performance by tom jones, but in the end i decided you can't go wrong with a little willie.



Very similar to what my Dad used to say. Whenever anyone ever mentioned Dickel (it's a kind of bourbon) he'd say "a little dickel do ya!"

Not much up here. Pleasant, lazy weekend. We went to a virtual party and I met a bunch of old friends of LJ. Finished editing a story and sent it off. Watched very little politics after two weeks straight of it, and binged The New Adventures of Old Christine instead. Funny show.

I see Trump just fired someone. Get used to that headline.

Nice to see you becoming a regular, Evie.

Where. The fuck. Is Ping?

HUGS.

Köffee would free my soul.
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Yes, Ohio State Fair, 1970.

<<< Her and I.

My father was taking us down the midway. Blistering hot and humid day. Mother had stayed back at the pavilion guarding our luncheon. The old man would go from one lemonade stand to the next working his way thru the midway with us.

"Cully, look, boy, take me." Girl

5 dollars a pop. That was a lot of money for then.

"Here, kids." The old man handed me two tens.

"Thank you, Mr. Castleberry." Girl

"You're welcome, sweetheart." the old man

"Take me, Cully!"

The tent was old, gray and smelled awful.

Katie-Girl and I clasped hands tightly.

"You too young."

An old gypsy woman seated at a table.

"Ten dollar. You got?"

There went half the twenty.

"Sit, sit. Too young" Gray metal chairs.

A burgundy babushka quickly whipped aside to reveal a crystal ball.

"Too young. Girl stubborn. Boy stubborn. Too young."

"Hold hand all day. No more."

We froze.

"Go. No more. Hold hand all day."

"Cullyyyyyy."

"You got more?"

Girl went right away. "Yes, Cully-boy has ten more dollars."

"Sit, sit."

There went the whole gd 20.

"Too young." One more time with the too young and I was going to get the old man.

"There love. Long time. Never end."

"Cully!!!"

"You go now. You boy you hold girl hand all day. No more."

"Now, go!"

The old man was waiting for us with a fresh lemonade and two more tens.

"There's always more time-and-a-half, kids."

"Thank you, Mr. Castleberry."

"You're welcome, sweetheart."

"C'mon, Cully take me for a sno cone. A blue one. Hurry!"

Half a century back-That old gyp was right-"Never end."



That was really nice. Great dialogue. Thanks for sharing it.
Hey, I've written FIVE tentacle stories: 3 erotic, 2 horror!

I don't know how uncommon this is, but most of my erotica is in the context of a monogamous, mutually fulfilling relationship.