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Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by browncoffee
You must have the wrong push mower. My dad in law bought one recently and their lawn is HUGE and it's not really hard work mowing it...? Not questioning your physical strength lol, I'm sure you have Chris Martin esque arms but yeah. I've done it s few times. Admittedly their grass is never particularly long but it's easy. And kinda fun. I think they have a Bosch mower.
You realize the kind of mower I'm talking about has no engine - you just push it to make the blades turn. It's not that hard, and I enjoy it, but it does leave you tired.
So I spent nearly 3 days writing 700 words, and then the last few hours of the weekend writing 300, and those last 300 are the best of the bunch. Weird.
Since I'm no longer allowed near Bertha after the infamous dirt incident, I am glad coffee is made. I'll have a large mug.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Denim_Daisy10
Hey Jeff
Barkeep is hiding somewhere so you gotta fend for yourself .
What time is dinner ?
700 words is better than nothing ..
The steaks were a poem.
AND...I just finished off 300 more words, so I hit my thousand for the weekend. Ha! Drinks are on me!
Amelia, I mowed the lawn today with a push mower. Admittedly it's a pretty small lawn, but I got pretty hot and sweaty too.
A Furball please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by AmeliaLeigh
Yes I’m agreeing she needs lots of sparkling things
Hugs Simmie
If there’s anymore Rum Punch I would like another glass ❤️
Hey Sara, Jim, Milik, Simmie, Ameilia, Sprite, yadayadayada.
I once made a heart out of sparklers stuck in the ground and lit them all off. Cheaper than diamonds...just sayin'.
I told myself I'd write 1000 words this weekend, and got to about 700. So, didn't fulfil the goal, but I got a kick-start on the beginning of the story.
New York strip steaks and corn on the cob are on the grill. I'll have a beer to keep me wet while I'm grilling, barkeep.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by browncoffee
You mean your kõffēê mãkïñg skíllz?
I'M THOROUGHLY EXCITED FOR THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. I have so much sleep to catch up on! I might write. I've been working on a nëw störy which I'm very excited about. It's always exciting until it doesn't turn out right lol. It's pretty rude.
Three days. I might bake. I might throw a party. I might run away to a small fishing village. Most likely I will clean every room to within an inch of his/her life.
I only use the letter bling when I'm typing on the iPad cuz it's so easy - I am not gonna bother to look up codes on a table for mere letter bling.
I think you may have inspired me, Ms. Flick: I've decided that the yacht (actually a corporate party boat) trip the story starts with is insufferably lame--much like yours, if I recall--which leads directly into the action. Which in this case is hot sex, folowed by a tediously long and oddly-Sarah-Silveman-from-the-Spenser-novels-ish section of dialogue where they discuss and dissect why the sex was hot, followed by more hot sex. Yes, you are allowed to skip the middle section.
MORE köffee please. With extra dirt.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
No köffee brewing yet. Let's see, I'll turn on Bertha (heh), pour in 6 köffee cans of köffee, a half a can of dirt (for authenticity), a hint of absinthe (for flavor), a handful of medicinal gummi bears (for mental fortitude), and fill up the remaining space inside Bertha with water.
THREE DAY WEEKEND!!! We have no huge plans, but there will be grilling of meats and veggies, a trip to the arcade, maybe a triple-A baseball game. Plus fun like cleaning out the garage, working on the lawn, grocery shopping. I will almost certainly get some writing in, as soon as I figure out this whole boating plot.
As for today, I hope that annoying chick who sent me 16 emails is satisfied with my work and will leave me alone.
Köffee is ready, so I will grab my mug (yum!) and be on my way. Good day everyone.
THREE DAY WEEKEND!!! We have no huge plans, but there will be grilling of meats and veggies, a trip to the arcade, maybe a triple-A baseball game. Plus fun like cleaning out the garage, working on the lawn, grocery shopping. I will almost certainly get some writing in, as soon as I figure out this whole boating plot.
As for today, I hope that annoying chick who sent me 16 emails is satisfied with my work and will leave me alone.
Köffee is ready, so I will grab my mug (yum!) and be on my way. Good day everyone.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
OMG there are so many!!! The one where Kramer has the Merv Griffin set in his apartment. The Contest, of course. And Terri Hatcher and the alleged implants: "They're real, and they're spectacular!"
I frikkin love that show. I even wrote a Shard where the guy is watching Seinfeld.
I frikkin love that show. I even wrote a Shard where the guy is watching Seinfeld.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by seeker4
My Gold expires next week. A month ago I was thinking I might just pack it in once this sub was up. Now I'm not so sure. New story progressing well so deciding I'm done with Lush might be bit premature. May still let the Gold expire, though. Don't really use a lot of the benefits save priority in the queue. Something to meditate on.
A beer, please. I think I saw some Guinness up thread. I could do with one of those (apparently, it's now my son's beer of choice).
Glad you are not leaving. Nice to have you around. I agree about the Gold, I have little use for anything beyond Silver (to hide the ads, though I do occasionally wonder how those "horny housewives in my area" are doing). I got a Platinum because it was gifted to me.
Curvy the Unquenchable really does have a rockin entry in the comp. Read it!
I had a truly annoying website update today involving 15 emails sent to me IN ONE DAY with changes. The one I just got has, as the subject line: "a few more things." I'm scared to look. I'm off in 20 minutes, get three fingers of Old Crow ready for me please. I will down them in one gulp.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Green_Man
I may sound awfully silly, but what do you mean by dabs? Over here dabs is the new form of cannabis that many people are using instead of simply smoking their weed.
Oh, edit: I'll have a cup of java, Rump man. Thank you.
Dabs are like a two armed salute, Larry (see below). ALWAYS meant ironically. My sense is that they have become rather passé (note the bling Hannah), but I will ask the youth culture expert in my home when she wakes into her first day of freedom. When I do it (and I do a pretty mean dab), she says, "Dad, you are being so EXTRA!"
Sorry the yacht was boring, Hannah. I haven't written more than two sentences of my yacht story yet. The yacht ride is supposed to be kinda dorky in my story too.
Gill, congrats on the Caps!
Köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I have four gears.
First gear is my everyday dress, jeans and a tee shirt (the dreaded cargo pants come out in the summer). Up a gear is a button down shirt with jeans and nice shoes, my own personal favorite look, and one I feel I pull off well. Third gear is to change the jeans into nicer pants, maybe add a sportscoat, another look I am pretty comfortable in. Fourth gear is the full scale suit, in which I feel I am a little out of my element, but LJ helps with that with a little grooming and lots of "You look so handsome"'s (there is no way I punctuated that correctly).
First gear is my everyday dress, jeans and a tee shirt (the dreaded cargo pants come out in the summer). Up a gear is a button down shirt with jeans and nice shoes, my own personal favorite look, and one I feel I pull off well. Third gear is to change the jeans into nicer pants, maybe add a sportscoat, another look I am pretty comfortable in. Fourth gear is the full scale suit, in which I feel I am a little out of my element, but LJ helps with that with a little grooming and lots of "You look so handsome"'s (there is no way I punctuated that correctly).
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by browncoffee
Wait, you're not entering???
Good luck with the interview. I applied for a job online and am waiting to hear back. *refreshes email* I don't care if I get it either, clearly.
Tonight is the night where I chill on a yacht. I don't want to go anymore lol.
My next story takes place on a yacht. I know nothing about yachts. Can I come along?
Last day of school! I don't have to wake up at fuck o'clock for 3 months.
Köffêę please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by RumpleForeskin
RUMPLATIONS RECOMMENDED READS (RRR)
It seemed a bit unreal yesterday when four outstanding stories by Rumplations 'irregulars' showed up on the main page almost simultaneously. Me, I was blown away and most envious. Check 'em out.
Infinite Lust, by Brown Coffee
The Edge of Control, by Wanna deWordsmith
Shard 13.3: The Bridge of His Arms, by Verbal
The Actress and the Whore, by In This Moment
Thanks for the triple R, Bill. I read the other three last night too, and was impressed.
Curvy, I am a big fan of barking mad! Please submit, preferably without editing away either the barking or the madness.
We are off. My youngest will lie in a metal tube for the next 2 hours, while I will read. And after that...tomorrow is the last day of school!!! No more 6:30 a.m. alarm!!!
One last köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Morning all.
Anyone wanting to see a fascinating discussion between Ping and I about sexual technique, T Rex sized arms, wall construction, and average women's head sizes, go see the comments section of my last Shard: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/shard-133-the-bridge-of-his-arms.aspx.
Off to take youngest to an MRI today - weird recurring back and neck pain. Wish us luck.
Congrats on your Caps, Gill!
Köffee please.
Anyone wanting to see a fascinating discussion between Ping and I about sexual technique, T Rex sized arms, wall construction, and average women's head sizes, go see the comments section of my last Shard: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/shard-133-the-bridge-of-his-arms.aspx.
Off to take youngest to an MRI today - weird recurring back and neck pain. Wish us luck.
Congrats on your Caps, Gill!
Köffee please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Liz
If you single space paragraph your Word document, copy it all, and then use the 'Paste from Word' function on the story submission screen it works fine. No double spacing and the text formatting is retained.
Cool demo! The prose is breathless. Frikkin bees.
I write in LibreOffice, but if I save in .rtf (rich text format) and paste I have no problem.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Milik and Simmie, glad to have you back! Have a drink on me!
Looks like you could use a beer too Jim.
Hey Scott, hey Bill. I was reading stories here and figured I'd pop in for a quick one.
I figure my early boasting is what made the Mets choke and go on that long losing streak, so I'll say nothing of tonight's game.
Three fingers of Old Crow please.
Looks like you could use a beer too Jim.
Hey Scott, hey Bill. I was reading stories here and figured I'd pop in for a quick one.
I figure my early boasting is what made the Mets choke and go on that long losing streak, so I'll say nothing of tonight's game.
Three fingers of Old Crow please.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by InThisMoment
Hiya all. ?
Good evening and hope you are all well. Especially Hannah who seems to have a crisis of writing confidence...welcome to my world
Anyway I have been reading up on Baseball. Yep, me from across the pond. After reading, and then rereading I think I have it. There are nine innings, you get three strikes to hit a run unless you get caught or tagged out. There are four bases in a diamond shape with a mound in the middle (ooh her missus). Hit a home run and all the players on base score. The season starts in April and goes through until October with each team playing a gazzzzzillion games. Then we get to what I don’t understand - The World Series! But this is only played by teams from USA. As they say, it’s a small world sometimes.
I have decided I am going to follow an underdog - Kansas City Royals. I look forward to following them when I can.
Oh yeah, in between that I have published a new story - The Actress and the Whore. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/the-actress-and-the-whore.aspx
Your thoughts are always welcome.
Thank you for listening and now may I have a cup of hot choccy please cause my head is spinning.jIphaFuBBCgaYOcE
Despite the fact that the Royals beat the Mets in the 2015 World Series, breaking my already fragile heart in the process, I applaud your baseball education efforts. I LOVE baseball.
Extra credit: what is the Infield Fly Rule? And why is it necessary? Most casual fans would be hard pressed to answer this correctly, without Googling.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by seeker4
And in my previous post, i missed one important "therapy" for me: Get enough goddamned sleep. The probability of a depressive episode correlates heavily with lack of sleep for me.
Absolutely. Sleep is the single most important factor in my mental outlook.
I don't consider myself clinically depressive, but during an extremely disruptive time in my life I took anti-depressants, and they helped greatly. After the stress level ramped back down, I SLOWLY weaned myself off of them (with the help of my doctor).
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
I find I don't get ideas to write unless I'm writing. So if I don't write, I don't have anything to write.
With kids and my Dad around, I have learned to write in short spurts (heh), or with chaos swirling around me. I can write with one ear on the outside world. Otherwise I'd get nothing writtten.
So, I try to write when I can, usually after work and before supper. I will also write at night. And I can usually get a multi-hour chunk of time during the weekend. Generally at my desk, but I've often written in the car, in waiting rooms, in the bathtub on an iPad.
I also write A LOT of notes to myself on the phone, on a little reminder app. That's proobably my biggest motivator - putting new story notes into the story. That's what keeps a piece of my mind on the story all day.
With kids and my Dad around, I have learned to write in short spurts (heh), or with chaos swirling around me. I can write with one ear on the outside world. Otherwise I'd get nothing writtten.
So, I try to write when I can, usually after work and before supper. I will also write at night. And I can usually get a multi-hour chunk of time during the weekend. Generally at my desk, but I've often written in the car, in waiting rooms, in the bathtub on an iPad.
I also write A LOT of notes to myself on the phone, on a little reminder app. That's proobably my biggest motivator - putting new story notes into the story. That's what keeps a piece of my mind on the story all day.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Morning all. Thank you, Curvy the Unquenchable (as I recall Rump called you that last week), for getting BB going. Love some köffee. And thanks for the rolls Fuzz.
Sorry I missed all the dancing. I love to dance. I loook like a fool when I do, but it bothers me not.
Glad Martigan has a story in the comp. Our own James Ellroy. Minus (perhaps) all the amphetamine use.
Hannah, been there, as far as hating your latest piece goes. Rewrite, rewrite, rewrite! Or, just say "Fuck it" and submit.
Tonya, all stories begin with that first paragraph. Always the hardest to write.
I just submitted a new Shard. I didn't mean to hit submit, I actually wanted to change one more sentence, so after this posts I'll have to pull it again (heh) for one last rewrite.
Enjoy your Monday, barflies.
EDIT: And it's up (heh).
Shard 13.3: The Bridge of His Arms
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/shard-133-the-bridge-of-his-arms.aspx
Sorry I missed all the dancing. I love to dance. I loook like a fool when I do, but it bothers me not.
Glad Martigan has a story in the comp. Our own James Ellroy. Minus (perhaps) all the amphetamine use.
Hannah, been there, as far as hating your latest piece goes. Rewrite, rewrite, rewrite! Or, just say "Fuck it" and submit.
Tonya, all stories begin with that first paragraph. Always the hardest to write.
I just submitted a new Shard. I didn't mean to hit submit, I actually wanted to change one more sentence, so after this posts I'll have to pull it again (heh) for one last rewrite.
Enjoy your Monday, barflies.
EDIT: And it's up (heh).
Shard 13.3: The Bridge of His Arms
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/shard-133-the-bridge-of-his-arms.aspx
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by noll
It's one of my favorite soups, and it even has a wonderful name in Dutch: "snert" ;)
I'd eat some snert.
I went grocery shopping with the girls, like I do every Sunday, after the paper is read and the Mets game watched. On Sundays I am a creature of habit.
