It’s that time again at work — Secret Santa. I work in an office with ten females; apart from my manager, I’m the only other male. Our Christmas party was tomorrow, so we were opening our Secret Santa presents today. The manager handed them out. I was sitting at my desk when he came over with mine. “This one is for you, Daryl — bigger than normal,” he said, placing it on my desk. “Thanks. It’s probably two pairs of socks,...