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Constant Gardener
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst15575_Is-intelligence-intimidating.aspx
How intimidating is it to utilize our forum search function, Mr.PussyPleasurer?
You'll find that 97% of the questions you might wish to ask have already been asked over the last almost 5 years this forum's existed. It's not against the rules to revive older threads and add your thoughts to them, or even insert a
bump to jumpstart the existing thread and bring it to the attention of the last 10,000 people who've joined Lush since the thread was last eyeballed.
Isn't this also - an example of a duplicate thread?
How intimidating is it to utilize our forum search function, Mr.PussyPleasurer?
You'll find that 97% of the questions you might wish to ask have already been asked over the last almost 5 years this forum's existed. It's not against the rules to revive older threads and add your thoughts to them, or even insert a
bump to jumpstart the existing thread and bring it to the attention of the last 10,000 people who've joined Lush since the thread was last eyeballed.Isn't this also - an example of a duplicate thread?
Constant Gardener
Rick Braun's horn just exudes............sensuality - give a listen and if you can turn away before it ends. Well...
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Specifically.... the sheepwrecks in their lives.
It's all fun and games til some animal throws you off its back and you go - THUD!
It's all fun and games til some animal throws you off its back and you go - THUD!
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Quote by Magical_felix
Are you sure it wasn't some other guy in some coke fueled 80's orgy? You can be honest, no one will judge. I'm sure there were chicks involved too. Still, quite the picture you painted there man.
I have related this incident before you joined Lush. It was not the 1980s, nor was cocaine involved. Cocaine made my dick get tiny and disappear. Erections impossible.
It involved me, my girlfriend at the time...and her and I both wanting to see if I could paint her big titties...when in missionary position, with me atop her. She was 25, I was 33.
I pulled out, she squeezed me off with her fist and fingers around the urethra at the base of my cock...aimed and then...let loose...while still holding my throbbing cock.
We were both looking down the length of our torso's.
I shot two or three ropes. The first one went between her cleavage and splashed her chin...she flinched and the second one shot me in my eye as I had my chin down and towards my chest.
I did more than flinch.
I shouted - GAWDDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!
It was a race to the bathroom then.
She was laughing but not in a "ha ha, asshole." kind of way.
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Quote by whysoserious
EDIT by Admin: Considering the recent riots in the UK, your post was totally distasteful, even by your standards.
Wise up or ship out.
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Quote by Buz
I am wondering if it would burn or anything once it gets in the eye. Yikes! I guess the eyes would glow under an ultra violet light, huh?
I shot myself in my own eye once...it does burn like a motherfucker.
Gentlemen, be kind with your aim.
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Quote by katie1984
Shaved..completly...all the time...since i was 15.
Solid work Katie. You've been here almost 2 years and should be well aware of the rules.
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Quote by gypsymoth
Because science and medical advances are not ever based on ephemeral reports of a small number of cases.
Real advances take years of trial and error to substantiate in order to have legitimate credibility, that is why.
I would not disagree with anything you've stated above, Gypsy...but we have to start somewhere with everything. So, let's ramp up the live subject testing.
If I had this form of leukemia...I'd be chomping at the bit to be a guinea pig. Wouldn't you? So maybe it doesn't work for me or for even 75% of the test subjects. 25% is better than zero%
It's just been announced, let's not throw cold water on the future of it.
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No, this is not another post about shooting sperm cells down the length of your monstrous shaft.
Jonathan Demme is adapting a Stephen King novel into a trilogy.
Jonathan Demme is adapting a Stephen King novel into a trilogy.
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When I was a kid, I ran everywhere. When I was a teen, I was an athlete and many of those sports required a lot of running around. But I started to hate sustained running for any distance over 400 meters in duration.
I found it exhilarating to run as fast as I could over a 400 meter stretch, but I was not a sprinter by any means and I was and am not a miler nor a marathoner.
For cardio...I walk a great deal, swim whenever possible and ride my bike or elliptical @ the gym. It is a lot easier on my shins, feet and knees. Both my parents had bad knees and while I never have, I didn't want to push it.
Also, since my work hasn't required me to suit up since the mid 1990s...I have avoided elevators like they're the plague, (unless I needed to ride up over 15 flights). A little extra muscle burn in my legs and ass has always been good for me, I thought.
I found it exhilarating to run as fast as I could over a 400 meter stretch, but I was not a sprinter by any means and I was and am not a miler nor a marathoner.
For cardio...I walk a great deal, swim whenever possible and ride my bike or elliptical @ the gym. It is a lot easier on my shins, feet and knees. Both my parents had bad knees and while I never have, I didn't want to push it.
Also, since my work hasn't required me to suit up since the mid 1990s...I have avoided elevators like they're the plague, (unless I needed to ride up over 15 flights). A little extra muscle burn in my legs and ass has always been good for me, I thought.
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And it too, is an accidental discovery. Much more research is needed, but this seems extremely promising.
Doctors had told Bill Ludwig, one of the research volunteers, that he would die from his leukemia within weeks. Then he got the experimental treatment a year ago.
With tears welling up, he told NBC, "I'm more closer to the people I love and I appreciate them more... I'm getting emotional... the grass is greener and flowers smell wonderful."
The other two patients have chosen to remain anonymous but one who happens to be a scientist himself wrote, “I am still trying to grasp the enormity of what I am a part of -- and of what the results will mean to countless others with CLL or other forms of cancer. When I was a young scientist, like many I’m sure, I dreamed that I might make a discovery that would make a difference to mankind – I never imagined I would be part of the experiment.”
So why has this remarkable treatment been tried so far on only three patients?
Doctors had told Bill Ludwig, one of the research volunteers, that he would die from his leukemia within weeks. Then he got the experimental treatment a year ago.
With tears welling up, he told NBC, "I'm more closer to the people I love and I appreciate them more... I'm getting emotional... the grass is greener and flowers smell wonderful."
The other two patients have chosen to remain anonymous but one who happens to be a scientist himself wrote, “I am still trying to grasp the enormity of what I am a part of -- and of what the results will mean to countless others with CLL or other forms of cancer. When I was a young scientist, like many I’m sure, I dreamed that I might make a discovery that would make a difference to mankind – I never imagined I would be part of the experiment.”
So why has this remarkable treatment been tried so far on only three patients?
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This guy let's the world use his Starbucks card for free.
Download this image to your phone, take it to Starbucks and scan it at the cash register: It'll get you a free coffee. It's part of a radical experiment in sharing that's teaching us something about mobile money in the process.
"It's been extremely uplifting," Jonathan Stark tells GOOD. About one month ago, Stark posted the barcode image for his personal Starbucks card online, for anyone to use. Surprisingly, it still has money on it.
Stark was researching broadcast mobile currency—how to transfer money or pay for goods with your phone. He wondered if he could share his Starbucks account just by sharing the image. "I thought, 'that's crazy that I can just show this online and everyone can use it.'"
On July 7th, he loaded $30 onto his card and posted the image for his friends to use. Within hours, the money turned into caffeine and prefab sandwiches. So Stark added another $50 and invited a few more friends to see if they liked paying for things with their phones, creating an informal user experience focus group.
But this time, the money didn't vanish. People started adding money as well as spending it.
Download this image to your phone, take it to Starbucks and scan it at the cash register: It'll get you a free coffee. It's part of a radical experiment in sharing that's teaching us something about mobile money in the process.
"It's been extremely uplifting," Jonathan Stark tells GOOD. About one month ago, Stark posted the barcode image for his personal Starbucks card online, for anyone to use. Surprisingly, it still has money on it.
Stark was researching broadcast mobile currency—how to transfer money or pay for goods with your phone. He wondered if he could share his Starbucks account just by sharing the image. "I thought, 'that's crazy that I can just show this online and everyone can use it.'"
On July 7th, he loaded $30 onto his card and posted the image for his friends to use. Within hours, the money turned into caffeine and prefab sandwiches. So Stark added another $50 and invited a few more friends to see if they liked paying for things with their phones, creating an informal user experience focus group.
But this time, the money didn't vanish. People started adding money as well as spending it.
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Kenneth was sunbathing naked upon an appropriate beach in Jamaica. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walked past and said while snickering: "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied: "If you were better looking it would lift itself."
A woman walked past and said while snickering: "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied: "If you were better looking it would lift itself."
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This could be a cozy fishing / hunting cabin out in the boonies.
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That is nearly as fcking sick as the recent report out of South Korea...about what some Chinese pharmaceutical companies are allegedly doing.
It's so pornographic and sick I hesitate to even post the link. So, I won't...you can google it yourself. Chinese dead pills 2011 should bring up a few pages of icky links.
It's so pornographic and sick I hesitate to even post the link. So, I won't...you can google it yourself. Chinese dead pills 2011 should bring up a few pages of icky links.
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Quote by Davnibbles
Foreplay with the right partner is the perfect start to the sexual act. I love kissing the nipples and feeling a female get wet and the vagina lips start to open
Cool, when do you get to the titty fucking though?
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Quote by allnight
I hadn't thought of the nominclature. I wasnt even approaching freaky I guess I was thiking upgraded basics.
Hey man, if you like to use feathers during foreplay...I think you're still in the upgrade basics area. Now if you wish to introduce the whole chicken, I think you're probably looking to go to step 9. Maybe 8.
Any of you other freaks care to comment? Or are you just beating off reading this thread?
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Yay! 20 years of lingering regret, freed up in 2 days.
I'm ready to go out and party like King Kong now!
Thank you, Olivia
I'm ready to go out and party like King Kong now!
Thank you, Olivia
Constant Gardener
Yo Koch - there's a couple of threads here at Lush where this conundrum has been discussed previously. You might take a cruise using the forum search function.
And ... http://www.urbandictionary.com - is a pretty handy site to borrow synonyms from.
Cheers
And ... http://www.urbandictionary.com - is a pretty handy site to borrow synonyms from.
Cheers
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'I am going home right now to jump in a blazing hot shower and scrub every last molecule of you off of my body!'
"You've ruined my life you miserable, self-serving, parasitic leech!"
These are just a couple which leap from my memory.
"You've ruined my life you miserable, self-serving, parasitic leech!"
These are just a couple which leap from my memory.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I actually watched some porn once where the whole point was for the guy to come in the girl's eye (she actually held it open for him with her fingers). I guess this is some kind of new fetish thing?
I'm going to assume that in most cases with normal people that the cum landed there accidentally, so I'm not going to saw his balls off or anything. If I got the feeling that he did it on purpose, we'd have an issue though.
heheh...you purposefully watch some super freaky stuff, don't you? I knew there was a reason I liked you.