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23 hours ago
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Good afternoon everyone - and hi Kimmi, I hope you're feeling better today!

Wow, after reading all the posts about James' chart I was very surprised. I just looked at it as interesting information all compiled in one spot, I never even thought of it as controversal. I'm not real familiar yet with how the votes and comments add up or what categories are most popular so I looked at it like that, for my own education. I suppose if I had entered the contest - or especially if I had a number of times I might have felt differently about it so I guess I can see that side too.

I've always liked looking at stats and seeing comparisons though, so maybe that's just me. The truth is that after reading some of the great entries I'd have been too intimidated to enter anyway, and I still have NO IDEA how they can pick the winners. Maybe one day I'll throw my hat (or bra, or something) in the ring someday, but not yet.

Since Bill and Carl were good enough to add Fat Tire to the beer list for me, I'll grab one of those and go mingle. Always fun to see everyone and eavesdrop on the conversations though, and I wish everyone the best in the competition.
Good morning everyone! Seems like forever since I dropped in. Mostly because it has been, I guess but its starting to look like spring here (occasionally) and that calls for lots of outdoor time, both work and fun. Plus I'm trying to write a story NOT at all based on true events for the first time and that's been something of a challenge and very time consuming. Guess I do better with history than fiction, maybe?

So anyhow, a big mug of BB's finest and I'll look around and see if any crumbs are left from any goodies since I'm a late arrival. Shoulda made some orange/cranberry muffins and brought along! Next time for sure.

Kimmi, that sounds like a perfectly unpleasant experience you've had! A good reminder to keep slathering on the sunscreen, especially for those of us at altitude, seashores, in sunny climates or the very outdoorsy types. I hope it does the trick and keeps you from any further skin cancers for a long time.

The comp is over, I see. Gave it thought for about a minute and decided to read instead of write. (See above comment on writing fiction...) I've read a fair number but need to read some more - most of the ones I've read have been good for some laughs and smiles, which are always needed. Talented bunch - and thanks to James and his nerd side for compiling the data. Amazing the differences in views and votes among the entries, interesting stuff. From what i've seen I'd HATE to be a judge!

Sounds like between Kimmi's and Emma's treatments and the rest of us coming in to escape the world for awhile, Rump will be busy serving up the painkiller, Michelle will, of course, keep running with blessings and cures, and with Carl spinning the tunes for us, we've found the perfect refuge. Good to be back!
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i am guessing they are off to banbury cross.


That first one looks like she's definitely off to somewhere!

Children of the corn?
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Now that's funny!

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Nobody goes to Taco Bell, but a lot of people end up there...

So true! That's how we ended up at one a week or so ago, the lines at the others were too long. I guess you need the occasional reminder...


So would this be considered getting it up or getting it down? Either way, bet its rock hard!

Hadn't checked in on my own question for awhile! Lots of good answers here many of which show a good sense of humor about it which is always a nice trait. I was just curious because I think every guy (almost anyway, from what I see and hear) wants to be bigger for some reason. I figured there must be some drawbacks to go along with that as well and this one came to mind. A cold water dickdunk didn't sound like fun to me, especially toilet water! The hazards of the well-endowed male...

Thanks for the entertaining responses guys!

Any reasonable size is fine, it's more about the guy and how into it he is when it comes to sex. Never been with anyone that was truly tiny or truly "porn star" huge, although one friend is quite big and satisfied a fantasy for me and my husband. There is something about the way a larger and thicker one looks and feels in your hands and mouth that is very arousing, so it was very hot in that sense! Hubby loved it too.

Not usually. I mean, yes, its okay if the sex is hard and fast, or athletic, but I don't care to be treated roughly.
One thing I have noticed is that Word counts hyphenated words as one while the Lush counter counts them as two. That likely wouldn't account for a discrepancy that large, but if it does the same thing when you use a dash as punctuation vs. a comma or semi-colon it might add up especially if you use it often. I use Word and mine are always a higher word count here.
Happy Birthday, Kat! Wow, with all the writing, a wedding and now a birthday too, you've been busy! I hope after this you get some time to sit back and...

TGIF, everyone, and Hi! Congrats on the good news, Soleil, always a nervous time heading into those things but such a relief when all the hard work pays off.

Thanks for the music and the treats, Carl, you're far too kind looking out for all of us deadbeats so often. Speaking of which, I'm overdue to buy a round so as everyone moves from their morning coffee or tea to afternoon libations, put 'em on my tab (which I'll sneak onto James' tab later.) It's the least I can do for my new friends.

So for now, Bill, let it Rayne and never let it be said that I don't do the least I can do - and hi Curvy, good to have you back. Sure enjoyed your story!.

Haven't been able to generate an idea for the comp and time runs short so I guess I'll be passing. It felt like ridiculous situations would have been right in my line but I'm drawing a blank. Maybe next time, but in the meanwhile I'll watch for and enjoy the other Rump writers' work.

James, funny anecdote about the vaccine. We got ours but I was swapping texts with my brother about it and he commented that he'd read we'll be getting a shot every year for it now, like the flu - only he said (or got auto-corrected) that it would be an anal event. I told him I think I'll stick with the arm, if that's ok.

Gonna go mingle now...
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Ohhhhh Rayne to continue my walk thru my past, I learned to ski in high school at Mount Holly in Michigan. I too have slowed down on down hill skiing as my bones are getting much older than the youngsters blowing by me on their snow boards! To show my age I remember when snow boarding was not allowed at Vail.

To celebrate you giving me these fond memories Rayne Rump's shall now stock Fat Tire. I look forward to enjoying a bottle or 5 with you soon


Good afternoon, everyone, and thanks, Carl! It's a bit of a heavy beer and high alcohol content, but very tasty - I'd heard of it a long time ago but didn't discover I liked it until a visit to the New Belgium micro-brewerey in Ft. Collins while visiting my nephew at CSU. Some big brewing company owns them now, hope they don't mess it up. I take it with a lime wedge like a Corona, thanks to a bartender once serving it that way, but its good without too.

No Name is gorgeous - and looks pretty in blue. Did you tie that hackamore yourself? That's some pretty fancy knot-tying and rope work - I won't ask how you learned it or what else it might be useful for, but when it (inevitably) comes time to restrain James it may come in handy.

Been reading some great stories lately - and thanks, James, for keeping track for us!
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Hi Rayne, a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Oh, I'm not new, or nearly new (wish I was). I'm the erstwhile occasional barfly, traveller (ex-traveller), and competition tea drinker that's been here a while. I keep odd hours, not enough hours here, and live across the pond in Paris. Whilst being very British with a French fiancée, I haven't stayed put anywhere for longer than a year for almost twenty years. Yeah, I'm looking at you COVID.

I'm sure you smell great too...


Thanks... I guess I should have said new to me! I haven't been here all that long, or maybe we just missed each other in passing. All that travelling you do, I assume.

I'll pull up a stool and get a Fat Tire, please, and chill for awhile while I reminisce with Carl.

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Rayne since you mention Leadville I remember taking our winter trips to both Copper and Cooper Mountain to ski. Some will not realize that during WW2 the 10th Mountain division trained at Cooper Mountain.

We always enjoyed Cooper's trails without the hustle of close by Copper Mountain. Great memories Rayne thank you Big Hugs


Hugs back, Carl - and sure, Camp Hale! We've camped there a few times and hiked around there. Funny, living as close as we do to several ski areas neither of us skis anymore. Monarch, Crested Butte, and even Vail are within pretty easy reach. We still do some Nordic skiing (cross country) but no downhill.
Cooper and the old parts of the camp that are still around have a number of signs and plaques about its history and the advantages it gave some of our troops in the mountains in Europe. It's high, about 9,000+ feet elevation as I recall. Imagine some kid coming from sea level and getting stationed there and having to do all the strenuous physical things they do - tough duty til you acclimate!

Hi Elyse, Kat, Kimmi, Terri, Susie, Lucky, Sara, Bill, James... (furiously scribbling notes on all the stories to go look for) hope you are all having a great day. It is sad about the Queen, James. She and Philip filled their roles with grace and dignity for a very long time and through a lot of turmoil. Charles looked very sad and somber during the funeral and all too, losing his father. I don't know why that sort of surprised me, that he was so affected, but it did.
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A warm Welcome Daisydoes BTW take the rambling of a certain Polar "da" Bear with a grain of salt as my blessed mum would tell us.

This song is for your enjoyment another from my vault

Santana ... Do You Remember Me


Good morning Carl, and thanks for the donuts and the Santana, the music goes down smooth with a big mug of BB's nectar and a donut! I've always loved Santana - and you're welcome for the snow, only too glad to send it on your way. We had a shovel-able quantity here, not that thin frosting, but suppoesd to be back in the 60s by the weekend so most of it will disappear except up on the higher elevations. Guess its to be expected - even in Denver its not safe to put your tomatoes out til after Mother's Day. Some years it feels like the growing season up here is about 20 minutes - up the valley in Leadville I don't think anyone even tries.

Hi DD, thanks for the wall art! And James, good to see you back... which is better than sayng good to see your back. And "Da Bear", huh? An ode to the old SNL skit with the fans of "Da Bears"?
Scott, if you do have a weak moment and go with "Da Monkey", try to avoid the temptation of writing a spanking story! Always thought that was an odd thing to call it, but boys will be boys.

Hi to Curvy, Kat, Sara, Elyse and everyone else holding down a barstool too, good to see you - and hi Traveling Man, I'm Rayne. Not as new as you, just new-ish - hopefully I still smell new and haven't absorbed the Jamesons aroma. Welcome!

Stuck on writing part 5, the final chapter of our first-time adventure with Seth. Mostly due to being busy and difficulty getting motivated, not writers block. I need to get it done and try my hand at one that's pure fiction and fantasy that I have in mind. Sad to get stuck on only my 5th story. How do people with dozens (or hundreds) of stories do it - and any particular adult beverage specialty offered by Rump's good for getting unstuck? Where's Bill, I'm sure he'll know!

Later all, and enjoy your Tuesday!
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Hi, I am new to this forum, and I am loving it.
I read your post above and I am sending you prayers and good vibes.

I offer you my ear, and shoulder to cry on, I know I've needed it at times in my life. I offer you mine.

Never, ever apologize for the way your life is. on the contra-ire my friend, even on here we find refuge away from our every day situations, which takes us away from this wonderful community.

We enjoy those moments of joy and happiness that much more when we have them. to ease the heaviness of the life we have.

warm hugs.

Arlene.


Hi Arlene - and Kat and Cynthia, Emma, Elyse, Carl, Bill, Rob, Terri (don't think we've met, I'm Rayne) Seeker, Sara, and anyone else hanging out today.
You're right about Rump's, I haven't been around here long either but it feels like walking into a friendly place every time, even when I have to miss a few days. And also you're right about a good place to share your troubles. Funny how that can help lift the burden, sometimes. I hope it did for you, Emma.

Unusually quiet without James, but less time spent restocking the Jamesons, I've noticed. Hope he'll be back soon!

I just lurked around Lush for a long time reading and such and am so glad I finally joined! I've been amazed at how social - and friendly - it is, for the most part. More so than a lot of sites from what I've experianced. Lush is a great place, and Rump's is a great place within it. Now I'll stop gushing like a schoolgirl and drink my coffee, just happy to be here!

Nothing much going on today otherwise, counting the days until we can get our 2nd Pfizer covid vaccine shots done! I think everyone is about ready to try to put it behind us.
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...but I don't think he was turned on by something that, by all means, shouldn't ever have that kind of effect on a person the way I am. It's the kind of thing where people are weirded out if you mention it, even when they promise not to judge.


You may be right about (I remembered his name) Sidney, but I was thinking his point was sometimes you just have to say 'so what' and be yourself and let others think what they will - you can't control it anyway. Easy to say and much, much harder to do, I know, but I think its true. Be true to yourself, Elyse.
Hi everyone! And Elyse, show me someone whose brain isn't at least a little miswired and I'll show you a crashing bore! Join the club my friend - I remember a scene in the old MASH series reruns where the psychiatrist that visits them says"Ladies and gentlemen take my advice; pull down your pants and slide on the ice." I think he was telling us we all need to be (or are) a little wacky and offbeat sometimes, although I'd prefer mine without frostbite on my bottom! He's a profesional, so who are we to question?

Chica, those healthy treats will be a bad influence on us, but that won't stop me! First one of those deviled eggs because, you know, bacon, then fruit (kiwis & strawberies, mmm...) and maybe steal a donut hole or 2. I'll even have a straight OJ with my coffee and treats for now to keep it healthy. I can stop in for the other half of the Screwdriver later.

Well, off to the corner to write. A lot of great new stories up and some recommendations in here to follow so gotta save time for reading too! But still, stop by and say hi after you fill a plate.
I heard a rumor that the goodies were going to be in short supply today, so I obtained another batch of Kringles from Racine FedEx! Dive in, everyone.




So glad the wedding went well, Kat, and it's wonderful that everyone was able to get together and yes, the vaccine is a blessing. There are some amazing people and great minds out there that can accomplish something like that so quickly and save so many lives.

Good to see everyone, I haven't been around for awhile - and a new face or 2! Hi Chica and SBB, good to meet you!

Cold and wet, snowy/rainy here today and for the next few, so a big hot cup of BB's finest will work for me! At least its warm enough out the snow won't last long or stick to the roads.

And Bill, I hope you still have all your fingers, toes, arms, legs and various other appendages after having the courage to gather some water from Bayou Teche! There's gators in them there waters you know, and I don't mean Florida fans. It does make a fine cup, however!

James, I read and loved your comp entry. Amazing and so touching. I need to figure out just what I want to say in my comment because the story is so moving. Ok, off to mingle...
Elyse, Caramel, Kimmi, Scott, James, Carl, Curvy and of course, Bill, good to see you all! The place is hopping today. Can I get something strong enough to make me forget the weather for a few more weeks? What's good for that?
Its too schizo this time of year, teasing us with spring and warm sunshine, then more snow, nicer again today and the next few, then more snow and cold, wash, rinse, repeat... Winter hangs on hard around here - and I love winter too but I'm tired of it now!

Kimmi, sorry I missed out on the spankings but I'll drop a few dollars in the pot and take a raincheck, just... because. Sounds like fun! Also, for the cause, let me know if you need a derriere stand-in (sit-in?) while you take a break. It's the one time I'd turn my back on this bunch! Hope your son's truck issues get straightened out.

Oh, and got Part 4 of my Threesome story up this morning - its here if anyone cares to take a look, since I have't added it at the bottom yet:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/-our-first-foray-into-a-threesome--3.aspx

Thanks in advance for any readers. I'll watch for the comp entries from the room, but don't think I'll take a shot. I'm a work in progress, not ready for prime time. Hope its warm wherever you all are!
When with the furnace/thermostat, 70 daytime and about 60-62 at night, just throw an extra blanket on the bed and snuggle close! A fire in the fireplace is much harder to control the temps, but when it gets too warm, clothes can come off. Unless parents or other family are visiting.
Hi Gracieanne! We sorta met, and DD talks about you so we're not total strangers. Also hi to Caramel, welcome to Rump's! Crazy group but don't let them scare you off, turns out they're harmless (mostly - keep an eye on James... wait, you're not his type. Keep an eye on Kimmi, then).

Also good morning to Rump, Carl, Michelle, Elyse, et al. And to you James, but you're sort of a fixture here. It would be like saying good morning to the appliances - the smart, kind, funny, good-looking appliances, but still. Speaking of which, good morning, BB!

And one of those lovely Boston cremes... ahh, now I can sit down, shut up, and bask in the glow of everyone's brilliance. Cleaning up some of winter's leftovers later today, but then writing. For sure, no more feeble excuses!
Hi everyone - and Lucky and Tonya and some others I haven't seen around here much, good to see you. I was going to plunk down and order a big Bloody Mary, but if I'm going to dive into James' Greek pastries (and I am) maybe I need to order an ouzo. Can ouzo be used in a Bloody Mary? Oh, never mind, Stoli is fine! Thanks for the treats, James! And your fine bartending, Bill!

I love all the helpful tips on writing and finding repetition I didn't know about any of that. When I edited my first one I caught how much I used 'he said' or 'I said' or 'Seth said' and things lke that in dialog parts. It looked awful, very redundant! I figured out ways I could eliminate a bunch of them except in the parts where 3 people are involved in the conversation where it is much harder. Still, managd to get rid of some!

I don't think I've written enough to have catch phrases yet but I think I'll try that Word Counter thing. Maybe I can avoid the pitfall.

Tonya, thanks for setting everything up and getting it going today. Good thing James brought more treats because yours were gone. It's what I get for sleeping in.

Think I'll join Kimmi in the corner and try to write a bit. Maybe her dedication will rub off. Gotta make the 3+ hour trip into Denver tomorrow for a Dr appointment. That pretty well shoots a whole day for just a checkup basically. We'll stay and shop and have dinner somewhere I'm sure if we can find things open. I guess more and more are.

Have a great day, all!
Not my favorite. On my lips or chin maybe, but that happens anyway. There are so many better places for it, so why do that! I don't know that I find it degrading because i've never been with anyone that acted degrading towards me in any way, nor would I want to.
Happy Easter, everyone! Hope it's a beautiful day where you are too. A big cup of BB's finest to get things started, then I'll join in.

Did some reading on some great stories in a few free moments (as Kimmi knows...) but otherwise haven't made it by for a couple of days, out of town guests kept us occupied. They were our first since this mess started, it was nice. Missed everyone!

Good to see (I guess!) that everyone hates editing as much as I do! James, Carlton, Scott, Kimmi... I think I'll just assume its universal. I probably don't actually edit enough and proofread too much, and still the moderators wind up fixing a few things. I'll keep working at it as long as I keep writing I'm sure. My goal is to get one through without a single correction!
Some good tips here from Bill and the gang, thanks.

Anybody doing anything fun over Easter, or just staying isolated?

I enjoy watching him because I love him and love to see him enjoying himself, but truthfully I'd ratehr participate. He seems to get a lot more out of watching me than I do from watching him - and I love that too!
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OK, folks, there's a new Publisher in town, and you should all keep your eyes open for them:

CuriousAnnie!
Debbie Does Vegas

Bonnie (fillelapine)!
Pizza Slut

DeviantSusie!
Fucking the Pool Boy

And VioletVixen!
Pornocalypse


James thanks for the alert here, so glad I checked the bulletin board. Such sexy, filthy, funny stories what a great way to start April Fools day! And you ladies are so creative, what a great idea and so well done!

Elyse for heavens sake! Who doesn't love Jane Lynch? Just from that alone you know your critic must have some form of mental deficiency, so pity them, but ignore them. The gift of laughter is a special thing and Jane could be loved for that alone, but that you think so much of her just says she means much more to you. I think she would appreciate that! And I remembered the other thing she was so great in that was nagging at me - The 40-Year-Old Virgin! Even in that great cast of comedy actors and with just a small part she stood out. A brilliant, beautiful strong, funny, talented lady. What's not to love?

Hi Kimmi! I see you're already busy, quill in hand. I must get some tips on writing and discipline from you. Or maybe it's just writing discipline, not to confuse anybody!

Hope I don't drain BB filling my giant Yeti travel cup but gotta hit the road shortly and need my lifeblood replenished. Take care, all!
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Try your hand at writing a story. Nothing makes you a Lushie like posting some stories.


Buz is right! Do that. I waited quite a while just hanging around and reading, then joined just a month or so ago then decided to try to write a story, figuring I'd be happy with maybe a thousand views and a comment or 2. The moderators have been great (and yes one of them was Sprite!) and the response was amazing! Lush folks are very generous to other authors, probably because so many of them are as well. It's a great community.