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23 Mar 2017

Quote by Verbal

Were you a cheerleader in high school by any chance?

I'm entering (this is only the second comp I've ever entered, so no easy task). But only because you are reading Infinite Jest. Now I know someone with whom I can go on at length about PGOAT.

No! They don't have cheerleaders in England! But I SO could have been. I want pom-poms.

PGOAT. WHAT'S UNDER THE VEIL?! dontknow

I read a little more last night about the kids talking to Lyle about their issues. I would like the guy but the licking freaks me the hell out. angry7

I'm so pleased you're entering. You've made my day. Week. Okay, my fortnight. Big Hugs

Quote by Emerson501
Hannah, can you help me in the storeroom? We keep that that particular box up high and I'll need you to hold the clipboard for me. I think I'll bring a few drinks back there in case the inventory count gets out of hand and we get thirsty. Will you grab the -- do we even need the sock any more?

Ah, forget the sock! Gosh, it's been a while! I feel all achy this morning. Embarassed

Maybe I should stretch before these inventory counts.

Quote by Gillianleeeza

If it really sucks I am blaming Hannah, she bullied us or cheered us all into either entering or thinking about it.

Blame away! I'm just happy you entered! Big Hugs

I'm sure it's great and will read it ASAP along with Sprite's.

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22 Mar 2017

Quote by TonyaL

Verbal I think you would do well in the comp. You should give it a try.

Tonya, I don't think we've said 'hi'. So... hi! hello2

You're entering, right?

Quote by PhilU

Um, found anything helpful? It's just that, well, a friend wanted to know...

tell your 'friend' to google 'free verse'. it's a wonderful way to cheat. and i'm upgrading you to the 'maybe' list. happy8

Quote by HeraTeleia

So I really have no excuse, other than saying hey, I truly suck at the poetry thing.

Jen, I didn't even know what a stanza was until two minutes ago. We'll hide 'em all after the comp. Please?

Quote by sweetsinner

Hannah, I'll be in.

YAY! *virtual hugs* I'll try to remember to remind you! angel7

Quote by oceanrunner

Secondly, as for the comp, I don't know. I'm a terrible poet. Somehow I don't think an entry that starts "there once was a poet named Alan," will strike the right tone.

It's not DM/Alan themed! It's about passion. Surely, you know a thing or two about that...? love10

And besides, Verbal's entry depends on yours so - please!

Whew, all that quoting was fucking tiring. I'll have a Hannah, please. Bill, you'll be entering too, right?

Where's Emerson? love7

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21 Mar 2017

Quote by oceanrunner
Remind me again what the official description of a "Hannah" is. They look and taste different every time I get one.

Whatever it is I'll take one.

It is, ahem:

lemonade, grenadine and... club soda with a cocktail umbrella if you're lucky. Pour Wine

BTW, you have yet to confirm your competition participation, Mr Oceans-of-fun. Say yes. Pretty please? Then Emerson and I will let you have the storeroom for a couple of hours. I know how much you LOVE restocking. Whistle

I'm gonna be a traitor and say I KIND OF got a 'maybe' on the comp out of Verbal. He is a gentleman and a fine example to the rest of you. evil4

Can't believe Nicola was in here. She still around? Did she like her Hannah? You made it with the Schweppes lemonade right?

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21 Mar 2017

i'm in love with this thread.

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21 Mar 2017

Quote by PhilU

Congrats on the EP Hannah. And congrats to everyone else for managing to not burn the bar down, or even have a decent brawl, while the owner was out of town!

thank you very much! your avatar makes my day, every day, by the way.

okay, that sounded somewhat poetic which reminds me...

WHO'S ENTERING THE POETRY COMPETITION? flower

I so far have the following:

Already entered: Milik_the_Red love10

Hell yes I'm entering: BC (me), Lilly, Emerson501, sprite
Maybe: Gillianleeeza, Lauradj, TonyaL, oceanrunner, seeker4
No thank you: Verbal, PhilU (I'm hoping you two will at least reconsider)

Let's not forget, all entrants get one free Hannah. The drink, I mean! Jeez! Embarassed

If your name isn't given above, kindly clarify your intentions. (Ashlea, Jen, Margot, Buz, Bill, Lulu - I'm really on tenterhooks here!)

I really think we should all enter. (I'm mortified by my current attempts and keep googling 'how to write a good poem'. Please be embarrassed with me. Please.)

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21 Mar 2017

Quote by Gillianleeeza

Hannah congratulations on your EP. Your talent is amazing and we are all lucky to have you writing here.

I'll take a Hannah to toast your latest accomplishments.

Thanks so much, Gil. You're such a sweet person. Big Hugs

Quote by Verbal

Yes, but who is she? And what does she look like? God, I love that plotline.

Have you gotten to the Eschaton section yet? The world at large finds it one of the most brilliant passages of Infinite Jest, at 80 pages I personally found it a bit of a slog.

Joelle is the P.G.O.A.T. And unless something terrible happened to her, she still is, right? I thought she was just hiding her beauty! You've made me worried now.

The Eschaton section I almost skipped then thought 'I'm going to miss something huge,' so had to read it. I didn't find it brilliant tbh, unless it has some later significance. I did enjoy the fight though!

Quote by HeraTeleia
Hannah's Lost Angels was awarded an EP? I should really go through my friends' profiles more often...or, you know, ever.

Congratulations, H.

Jen, no worries! I only found out yesterday. I'm just happy to see you around again. Big Hugs

I'll have a nice cup of tea, please.

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20 Mar 2017

No. So long as my clothes are clean, i'm happy.

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20 Mar 2017

Quote by apptobebad
I may be a bit late to the party, but congratulations to Mike and Hannah for their collaboration! Great story and well deserving of the RR.

sorry i missed this! thank you! Big Hugs

looked at Mike's brain teaser and my brain feels like it got tasered. Embarassed

Lemonade, please.

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20 Mar 2017

Quote by chesh78
For me, has to be littleduchess, hands down - there doesn't seem to be a genre where she doesn't excel, or a story (or poem) that hasn't failed to stimulate me in someway. Although, writing-wise, browncoffee runs a very close second.

second? i'll take it. Regaeman Man

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20 Mar 2017

Just showing off and saying that Lost Angels is now an Editors Pick. No, I didn't pay for this to happen. No, I didn't show anyone my tits. God! It can also be listened to because a lovely gentleman called jimmasters narrated it for me.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/reluctance/lost-angels.aspx

ALSO:

I contributed to a story by the very talented Oceanrunner/Mike. It's called The Best Laid Plans and is a Recommended Read. Hence, I recommend you go read it!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-best-laid-plans.aspx

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20 Mar 2017

Quote by avrgblkgrl
Mmm...I just love your coffee.
You're truly a talented barista.
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Thank you! More coffee for you coffee

I'm in awe of your writing so this just made my day!

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20 Mar 2017

Quote by sweetsinner
(and really want to hit your back catalogue when I find the time)

Sorry, couldn't resist! This made me laugh so much! evil4

Leave the poor man's back catalogue alone!

On a serious note, thank you thank you Ashlea, for being so sweet about the EP. It was utterly unexpected and I saw it this morning and started singing and dancing to 24K Magic in the bathroom. I am, by all accounts, a weirdo. (If anyone wants to read the story it's called LOST ANGELS and is linked in my signature.)

Lilly, I find it hugely humbling that you'd read my stories out loud to Tony! That makes me so happy. It's like I'm a part of your life!! notworthy

Your new piece was beautiful and romantic and I shall post the link here in case anyone's not managed to read it. love10

(And yes, we found the tea - will PG Tips hit the spot?)

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/a-wallflower-blooms.aspx

And I totally need to catch up on Verbal. That guy's so nice and I really need to read some more of his stuff! (Joelle's ALIVE, yay!)

I'm so happy you're back, Bill, but this coffee - bleurgh! I'll take a Hannah, please. happy8

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20 Mar 2017

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! smile

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20 Mar 2017

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A LOVELY PERSON! HOPE YOU HAVE AN ASTONISHINGLY INCREDIBLE DAY! xx

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20 Mar 2017

Quote by RumpleForeskin

Now, who the hell wants a drink?

BILL! I missed you so much! Big Hugs

Mike didn't give me one drink. He was obsessed with writing about boobies!

Please may I have some coffee? coffee

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20 Mar 2017

kiss him harder. crawl into his lap. etc.

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19 Mar 2017

well, I look at my husband and say, 'you up for it?' and he almost always says 'hell yes'. then we go and fuck. simple.

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19 Mar 2017

Quote by Buz
I am drinking coffee (black) and having cinnamon muffins for breakfast. Have to go in to the office and work this afternoon. Not a fun way to spend a
Sunday afternoon. I asked for some volunteers from my team. I hate to do that on a weekend but sometimes that's what it takes for us to get paycheck.

I hope the paycheck's worth it! Big Hugs

when is bill back? things are gettin' rowdy... well, rowdier than the norm. I swear coma and tose just moved!

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18 Mar 2017

Quote by Verbal

BC, heed her words. And fyi, you can get kitty ears on Amazon for like $5.

How do you know this, pray tell? Was it because 'people who bought this item, also bought'? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN BUYING??

And a collar and bell? But... if I had a bell then people would know when I was coming. (the pun here is unintentional, I swear. I just want to be a stealthy lil' kitty.) cat