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cokeheadbarbie
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 36
United Kingdom

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Omifuck that story racked me into hysterics!!!! Any bloke who doesn't know its his job to buy girls drinks at a bar has got to be a right virgin or scared of girls. Theres no girl on the globe thats going to be talking intros with a guy at a club and then go buy and pay for her own drink while hes just standing there chatting her. Giggles. How embarassing! I guess its good for those types to spend their time online then because in the real world everyone knows that buying drinks is social and a way to buy a girls attention to have a chat with her. Its not being a whore its called being a normal person in a bar! I will chat until the drink is finished and if I like him we'll keep it up and he can buy me another.

Its not just because you give someone something it makes you a whore. I dont get the warped logic in this thread-posting at all.

Cash for a shag is a clear transaction. I have some male friendz in different parts of the world that help me out with rent sometimes or give me a little loan but it doesnt mean I absolutely have to have sex with them but if I'm staying at their place or on their boat and were partying and wrecked then sometimes things happen and so if I flash a little nipp to put a smile on his face or we party so much we end up having a bit of a shag then big deal no? My friendz tend to be loaded and nice to me if I need it but its not the same as a stranger paying you right out for a BJ.

IMO anyways.

xx B.
First thing I am looking at is his shoes and watch but these days its harder because of the fake watches out there so you have to know the tricks to spot them. Then a fine suit will hook my interest. It means the bloke has got it going on and is a success. What girl doesn't want to be with a powerful man? Suits just show a taste of what his lifestyle is about and its something I look for when I'm at the parties but he just better be able to back it all up with the toys and wallet if he is going to front with the looks and stylez of 007.

T-Shirts are for poor boys! Giggles.

xx B.
Yes I have my own strap on with different sized attachements. Its amazing but you need to use lots of lube if your using the bigger dildo. I find the ridged ones sometimes make them squeal more. Giggles.

All men love it. They will deny it to look macho but I know it for fact!

xx B.
I have seen and fucked these monster cocks before. In some parts of the world, they are quite common actually.

xx B.
I'm a huge fan of giant shaved balls. Makes the guy seem much more virile and manly to have big ones and probably a better predictor of fertility too.

How they swing isn't so important tho, I just like to have them fill my mouth one at a time.

xx B.
Sometimes I feel it sometimes not.

Come on girls.

We all know that not every load is a big one and if he's been wanking all day or you've been having mad sex all weekend he's only going to have enough spunk for a dribble. Def can't feel those ones. But if he's saved it up for me I can feel it shoot for sure.

If he already deposited one load in me then usually can't feel the second load much at all unless he's got a massive cock or cums like a firehose.

xx B.
If I'm a bit wrecked I won't really notice the damage until the next day but yet what can we do? discriminate based on cock size? Seems a bit unfair really. So long as you go easy or take a muscle relaxant a bit before the main event it should be good to go. I won't be chucking a guy just because his cock is too big.

xx B.
I'm down the sledgehammer unless he's got a massive cock and then dipsy doode or whatever that term you used is. Must be an american term tho, never heard of it in my parts.

jackhammer is usually the fave technique of needle-dicks in my experiences. Theyre just trying to get the friction going and really what else can they do? You can't even feel a sledgehammer if he's got a little willy so they just go for speed instead and hope it hits the spot. Never does mind you.

xx B.
Quote by dirtyoldguy


If a woman wants to be treated like a princess, pick an older guy.

If she wants to be treated like a slave, pick a young guy.3KZJeaWmjgNEaz7R


This is bang on which is why girls are best to date the older guys and just shag the hot younger ones. Know what kind of guys are good for what ladies!

xx B.
This is silly. Men give and women takes its all natural biology that way. Some of us are lucky to be really fit and mad hot and when you are blessed like that you expect nicer things in life. When I'm giving some bloke my cherished time Im expecting him to worth my efforts and its not meaning taking me to some cheap resto or not shelling out for some nice trinkets on my birthday or at Crimbo. If he wants a really gorges girl then he's going to have to pamper her in order to keep her.

Love fades people come on! Its just as easy to fall for a rich man as a poor man! fine he might not be perfect in every way or maybe hes older but whatever but who is perfect right? Its blood shallow to expect that your going to get perfection in a mate so you need to get your priorities right. My priority is security and to be treated like a princess. Giggles. That doesnt make me a golddigger that just means I know what I want!



xx B.
because before she was putting in efforts to get the ring and become Mrs. Pete379. And now she doesn't have to impress you anymore.

xx B.
ok there is no competitions here because stories are WAY better! I didn't write anything yet so I haven't the foggiest about rejections but it make sense that its harder to screw up all the bits when youre writing a poem. Poems take like what? Maybe 15 minutes to write up? U cant compare it to the stories and also who ever got horny and thought mmm I think I'll go find a poem to wank to. Writing poems are good for practice before writing a real story tho.

xx B.
No its scratchy and makes men look old or like they are trying to hide something. Shave it off!

xx B.
I luv to squirt all over a guy's face. Not only is it erotique for myself but it also gives him a taste of how it is when they cum on our faces, am I right girls? Sometime its nice to see them put in their submissive place. Every guy I know craves that.

xx B.
You can scope a lot of hot girls in yoga pants. Thats the #1 reason men like to go!
Downward dog = Upward woody!

xx B.
I want to see the beauty of South Americas! I would like to go to Colombia ~ the posh part not the scary part. Giggles.

xx B.
Someone mssge me to say "you remind me of the girls that I like to fuck in the bathroom of a club at the end of nite. want to chat?"

Really boys is that your best effort? Unless she was totally wrecked, he paid her cash or he is a drug dealer and she is a junkie than I don't see it.

Also a real Ken would never say something like that if he met a Barbie. Snooze.

xx B.
come on girls, its easy! worshipping the cock is all about your enthusiasms. Dont be scared of it. Just grab hold and show him why he has the sexiest joystick you ever saw. also you both might want to tie one on first. after some shots and you are rolling with a good buzz, the skill bit is way less important when it comes to getting off. he will just be glad to have a warm mouth on his dick. Giggles.

xx B.
but for real we can be pissed about hollywood but we all wish we were living there with tennis courts, a butler and gold faucettes. When I watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills I want to strangle all of those skinny bitches but wud I trade with them in a nonosecond to have all that money, security and shoes? YES! We all wud... they have all that money so what else are they going to do with it but spend, spend, spend. Good on them though I'd spent every last quid too!

xx B.
For sure go with face and abs!

I also like to see balls as they hang from different angles.

xx B.
Do u cyber ?
- only when I'm board

how was ur first time ?
- he sucked so I started watching porn on another web page and forgot about him. giggles.

was it a friend or a stranger ?
- they are all strangers no?
Quote by ManOfWar
I am officially crazy. I apparently have a moderate case of Multiple Personality Disorder.


Don't worry about it. Its very common. As long as you know which one is the real you, then its all that matters.

xx B.
Quote by virgindick
Never in my life, and I never will. The idea is disgusting. I don't judge others who might, but for me, I'd be dead first.


Giggles. Good on the no judgment there mate!

I personally think it is hot! I dated a bi-boy before and he was the best lover. I think most guys will do this in the right moment like if you're on a bit of a bender or the other guy is really sexy and coming on to them and nobody is around. Most guys will not admit it even to themselves but they have all had at least one fantasy of what it would be to experiment with another cock. Want some proof? just look at how many times this thread was viewed! Over 5000 times!! Now boys you know you are curious to see if other guys enjoy a little dick while drunk or stoned. Don't worry so much about it! Just do it!

xx B.