David Dumster had plodded through the years without much fanfare. He’d been at UNICORP since forever. It was a large and torpid organization, the sort of place where a dull, straightforward cove like David could fester away unobtrusively in middle management. His last promotion had been a decade ago. His next move would be a decade from now and that would be retirement. David knew this and so did all of his colleagues. DD...

Something out of the ordinary happened at work the other day: I got summoned to see the big boss. Didn’t know what it was about. Was I in trouble for some reason? “Emily, hi,” said Mr Rose, as I entered his penthouse office. His office, his secretary out in the anteroom, that’s all there was on the top floor. The air felt different up here. Rarified. “Hi,” I replied, controlling my anxiety. “Should I close the door?” “Yes...

Okay. That was a true story. In a way I wish it wasn’t, since I realize it doesn’t reflect too well on me, but I’m afraid it is. That is what happened and it’s more or less how it happened. Not in every single detail. I have made it considerably more wicked and salacious than it truly was. I didn’t plan things quite so cold-bloodedly, for example, and I didn’t do the strip poker trick, and we didn’t do and say all that si...

“Alcohol!” I announce, as we tumble in, and I skip off towards thesmall kitchenette area that’s in one corner of the room. “Yeah!” chorus the boys. “Just make yourself at home, guys,” I say, grabbing some beers from the fridge, bending right over in the process so as to provide the same enticing view that Danny got treated to when I dropped my bag in the taxi. I’m such a fucking little tease! We have some of those beanbag...

I’ve just turned nineteen and am excited about going to university. It’s something I’ve been looking forward to for ages. Okay, I’ve had to give the kiss off to my hometown boyfriend Mark, but that wasn’t so tough. I’ve been cheating on him like a slut anyway. I am sex mad. On the first day, the freshers are paired for accommodation and I get roomed up with a girl called Petra. She’s a bit older than me, but she seems alr...