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In the UK it's "Have a break, have a Kit Kat."

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Now Bunny, don't take on so. I didn't say I hated hockey, I just said I didn't see much point in being a Maple Leafs fan. Not the same thing at all. It's like saying I don't like hitting my head with a hammer, except using a hammer is actually less painful.

And if you're still in need of something stiff, well, I might be able to think of something…

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Snuggles are wonderful.

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Come here and have a hug, I need some too.

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I love to tie people up, in ribbons mostly but sometimes with the silk rope.
Ribbons are great for pick ups because they don't leave marks.

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Yeah. That's all it is but still...yikes.

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*shaking* The smoke alarm in my room is chirping.

My mom is on her way over to fix it but still. This isn't good for my anxiety.

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hi Everyone!
A super large hot chocolate with a truckload of mini marshmallows
F*ck it's cold today! What the hell Arizona isnt suppose to be this damn cold
*looks in my hiding spot for my sprinkly peppermint donut Carl left me* Yay found it !
Hope everyone is staying safe!
Working on a competition story

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You want to be careful about Grace, Bonnie Bunny; she likes sweet little girls, too. And she has quite the Rep after the orgy… But she's right so often that we usually forgive her.

Yes, I get slapped a lot – but the real question is: As much as I like?

And I'll never tell …

Have you heard the joke about "Tickle your ass with a feather?"

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the only other rumps regular daisy is denim daisy. she is actually sara; only james calls her daisy. slap him upside the head a couple of times and he'll get the message.

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All factually based of course, remember The End Begins, you know the one where, the Halloween before last, Annie has tentacle sex with the devil and gets pregnant with the Anti-Christ, a girl called Susej, well ..... no wonder I am having sleepless nights and it isnt the worry of setting the four horsemen (or women as it turned out) of the Apocalypse lose on the world. These 4 month old baby divinities give you no peace at all. And as for her first Christmas.

Which goes to show that most of my stuff is pure fiction, thought there will some details that are real. Only three of my stories are factually based, and one of those is only partly true. Now of course some characters are based on real people put in situations they have never been in. Eve in my story Starting Over is based on a friend of mine, but I can assure you that she and I haven't used a double headed dildo, let alone a time travel one and restarted the universe via a visit to the garden of Eden.

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Greetings on this glorious day! Don't worry, Rumplators, my mind hasn't lost its last marble, it's just that my woeful, 3-5 LSU Tigers traveled to Florida and whipped the #6 ranked Gators last night 37-34 thanks, in part, to a shoe, honest.

Daisy, welcome on board. Since you've just registered your first double-post, at least here, you can now be designated a 'regular'. Congrats or condolences as the case may be.

A multitude of thanks to Big Bertha and Tonya for, with the able assistance of Curvy and Carl, getting today's setup all, well, set up.

Think I'll grab a mug full of Big Bertha's bountiful brew and go sit out on the porch with Carl. So anybody wanna drink or two?

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Good Sunday Morning to ALL

Morning huggs to Curvy and Tonya
Tonya please don't hate me for sending you the snow that we are having here in the plains.
I have always enjoyed a white December and memories of our Christmas tree.

A warm hello and welcome Daisy. Hope you will stay and add to our patrons here at Rump's Outpost of Civility
I am Fuzzy and been known to spin a tune or two here and the keeper of a hidden horde of Jameson

Xander Bunny girl and Michelle a warm Kansa morning hug for you all

Shall we all enjoy the special peppermint doughnuts



First song and sending this across the waves to Martin and his love
The Beatles ... Till There Was You

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Hello. I've just published my first story competition, and I just wanted to thank the moderators that helped me with it (Curvy and El Henke). What a brilliant service. I also wanted to introduce myself and say hello. It's taken me a while to work up the courage to write my first proper story, but I loved the process, and hope it won't be my only time. Any tips or feedback would be greatly appreciated.

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If you're that far over the limit - perhaps by a factor of close to or at 100% - you have the option of just publishing it and not entering it in the competition. That's if you can't just edit the hell out of the thing. I thought that was going to happen to me - but not to that degree - but I was able to get it done at just over 3,200 words.

You could then publish the full version later. I don't think there are any rules about what happens after the competition. Being an overly-cautious person, I would wait a bit before I did that, however.

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I know. I'm trying hard, believe me, but it's not easy. It's so hard being away from her sometimes.

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You're a beautiful human being and I like giving you hugs, if you start being negative about yourself I might give them to Bunny instead.

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Thanks. More than anything, I really wish she could be with me on my birthday.

Also, every day I wake up and I can't believe she exists. I love her more than anything.

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Damn! After all the times I've been in the ladies' room, I never looked behind the mirror!

I mean, I, uh, have heard that the ladies' room… lemme see how can I put this…

Oh, never mind. Thanks Carl. I'll got and get it. By the way, is there anything left in the bottle?

James