I’ve always put my morning wood to good use if I had someone nearby to stick it in. But one of my favorite memories of regular use was when I was in the Navy. I was on a large naval base and had a female coworker whom instead of driving her back to her barracks after work I would drive her back to my place off post. I’d usually fuck her that night, but always first thing the next morning, then drive us back to work. We enjoyed working together throughout the day, none of our coworkers having any clue she had my fresh load swimming around inside of her.

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showing guys I work w my ass haha.

feels so wrong, that's why I like it so much.

I’m sure they like it too. I know I do!

As with some of you, eating a woman’s pussy can be thought of as more intimate than fucking her. In my opinion that would be because now you know what she tastes like. On the same line of thought, fingering a girl can also be just as intimate because you now know what she feels like on the inside.

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I have been tempted to assuage my Asian fetish with an escort but haven’t done it. Never have had the opportunity to just go on a date with a beautiful lady of the orient. They’re very few in my area but I have seen advertisements for escorts. My luck it would turn out to be an undercover agent.

🤣mine too

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No wonder it went on for quite a while! Pushing you off her, checking, and exasperated get-it-over-with.-can’t-you?’ sighs are sure to bring your Thermometer down from ‘bursting the mercury’!

Unless you were giving her the gears and purposely holding back to teach her who’s in charge of her pussy there and then.

(— although a fantasy exasperated lover role play with an actual lover would be pretty arousing in it’s own way!)

Yeah, it wasn’t an ideal situation, but back in those days, I probably could have fucked for hours before blowing my load.

I’ve been sexually fascinated by something I witnessed about 12 years ago from an ex-girlfriend. We had known each other for a summer many years before and then about 10 years after we last fucked we got together for one night. Her boobs had gotten a lot bigger in those years. Anyway, after we had finished with one another and she was getting dressed, I noticed her bra fastening technique. I’ve never seen this before, but since her tits were so huge, she had to bend over and dangle them into the cups, basically pouring herself into it and then fasten from behind. For some reason it turned me on so much I wanted to fuck her all over again.

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Henry_Jones I'm not as naive as I was then. It's a miracle I don't have any STD's considering all the girls I slept with back then.

We were all naïve back then. Not only STDs, but I’m surprised I don’t have a herd of illegitimate kids banging my door down. I came inside of so many girls so many times there’s no possible way to have kept track.

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Yes I have. Many times. All unique and the ladies were all beautiful, each in their own way. They were all exceptionally professional and serious about their pleasing their client, me.

The ones I had in in PR were professional, almost to a fault. One was so eager to get back to work to make money, I must have been taking too long. They had an unwritten rule that as soon as you came, you were done whether that took a minute or an hour I guess. I was wailing away on top of her and every now and again she would push me off of her so that I would pull out and she could check my condom to see if it was full yet. When it wasn’t, she would give an exasperated sigh and let me stick it back in and pump away some more. This went on for quite a while.

Speaking from the girls perspective, I have had some pretty favorable results the first time a girl saw (or experienced) my dick. I will be the first to admit I do not have a what I would consider to be a big dick. But I have had several very experienced women tell me that my dick was big or bigger than what they were used to. I think they were referring to the thickness though. I had one fairly long-term friend with benefits who would regularly tell me how nice looking my cock was. Then there was an ex-girlfriend who had been around the block more than once, but somehow she had always been with guys who were uncircumcised. Mine was her first circumcised cock, and she really enjoyed the way it looked and felt, especially in her mouth. I got together with her again a few years after we broke up, and as I was getting undressed, she exclaimed with glee, “I remember that dick!”

This is definitely a topic I have a lot to say about but I’ll keep it brief. Out of all the blowjobs I’ve gotten, and most of them have been fantastic, some exceptional, I have noticed the balls are largely ignored, and I’m not sure why that is. The best servicing I have ever gotten has been when a girl handles my balls while sucking my cock then switches to juggling my balls in her mouth while stroking my cock. Mind blowing. Remember: don’t make the balls jealous, ladies!

Thinking back, I could definitely imagine some of the women I’ve been with may have thought I wanted sex too much but most of them obliged. And there was at least one who may have demanded it more than I did. After fucking her the night before and that morning, I used to have to sacrifice my lunch hour to drive 20 minutes home fuck her for 20 minutes and then drive 20 minutes back to the office. But I’m not complaining. It was some amazing pussy. Some weekends we hardly even got out of bed. And then years later, I had 2 fuck buddies, one that I would drive 3 hours one way to fuck. Another one who worked for an airline would fly to me. We would spend all of our time together in bed, fucking endlessly. Literally too many times to keep track of over a 3 or 4 day weekend. But I would never have considered it to be too much sex.

I’ve cum inside of so many women I’m surprised I haven’t populated half the planet by now. To my knowledge, I’ve only gotten one woman pregnant and that is my wife. But that is not for a lack of “trying”. Although, I fucked an ex-girlfriend one night 10 years after the last time we had been together, and then 6 months later I asked her how she was doing and she said she was pregnant. My heart skipped a beat, but she told me that she had fucked another guy the next night and she thinks he’s the one that knocked her up. So I took her word for it🤷🏻‍♂️

I LOVE eating pussy, but it’s got to be clean, like right after a good shower rather than straight from work. The first few times I ate pussy, it was not under my ideal circumstances. The pussy was not clean, and the dankness of it made me gag. I almost gave up on it entirely thinking it was just gross and not for me, but I kept eating every pussy that came my way. Then one glorious day, I finally had some pussy worth writing home about. It was clean, and sweet, and life changing. I couldn’t get enough of it. I’ve had a lot of good pussy since then and some not so good, but the good was always from a woman who knew how to take care of herself.

I had the distinct pleasure of devirgining 2 women. The first was a girlfriend over 25 years ago. We were fooling around one afternoon naked when my dick slipped all the way into her while she was using the head as a toy to slide along her glistening slit. After that, she became addicted to my cock and we fucked up to 3 times a day every day for a year. The second was many years later and with my current wife under very similar circumstances.

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Was she a mass murderer? Why else would yo not have done everything you could to keep her

No shit. I’ve asked myself “why” a million times over the past 25+ years. The best I can come up with is, I was young and dumb, and didn’t understand how to resolve conflict (we fought A LOT).

My bachelor party was pretty lame. Just a small group of male friends and relatives got shit drunk while barhopping. We all woke up the next morning in the same hotel room spread out all over the place and dragged ourselves downstairs, hardly even making it through breakfast before heading our separate ways. However, a few days later I threw myself a very small private bachelor party when I went to visit an ex-FWB. It started out innocently enough when I just wanted to say goodbye to her and took her to lunch. When we got back to her place, she invited me inside. I probably knew what that meant. Anyway, I went in and we continued visiting for a while. When I decided to leave, she gave me a hug at the door. The hug turned into a kiss. The kiss turned into making out, and making out turned into her riding my cock on the living room sofa.

Ladies, do you have an exceptionally heavy flow of pussy juice when you are aroused? I dated a girl a very long time ago whose pussy would continue to create juice long after we stopped fucking. Sometimes if we were going someplace after, she would have to wear a maxi pad to keep from soaking her panties and all the way through her pants. I had never known a girl to be quite like that before or since. She was so juicy that sometimes when I fucked her, it would sound like I was splashing around in a rain puddle. And it’s not because she was loose. She was tight as a vice grip. And when I ate her out, I would almost drown. We got together for a night as I’ve done with many ex-girlfriends, several years after breaking up. As far as we got was me finger banging her in the passenger seat of my car after dinner. By the time we were done, the seat was totally saturated.

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BATHTUB FAUCET!!!!!!!

That is exactly how a long-term girlfriend of mine would do it! She let me watch and it was super hot. She would lie on her back in the bathtub, placing a foot on the wall on either side of the bathtub faucet, so the water could hit her pussy full blast. It would make her cum over and over again and watching her do this with those perfect 34C tits protruding from the water I would jerk off next to her while sitting on the edge of the tub. It was some of the greatest foreplay I ever had in my life.

I haven’t gone through a divorce, at least not yet, but once upon a time, I sure as hell did benefit a lot from one. Aside from a five-year fuck fest with a divorced woman, the one I’m speaking of here was a girl I dated in college, whose parents were in the middle of a contentious divorce and every time they upset her with their arguing and dividing of shit, she would come running to me for solace. That usually meant she needed some consolation cock, and I was more than happy to oblige. It’s just the kind of guy I am. Always ready to give.😏

I dated a girl for several months who I was absolutely in love with and was devastated when she dumped me. I could hardly work sleep or eat and lost 40 pounds. I was ashamed of myself at how I reacted to her leaving. But 10 years later, I got the chance to grudge fuck her when she came to my house unexpectedly one night. I enjoyed fucking her guts out and nutting deep inside of her, then sent her packing.

Guys, what was your experience with your first set of tits? Give us the details and your thoughts.

My first belonged to a friend from high school. I had just graduated and she had a year left, but her family had moved out of town earlier in the year. When she and her mom were back briefly for an afternoon, we got together and had our first kiss. That led to a pretty strenuous makeout session and at some point her shirt and bra ended up on the floor. There I was for the very first time, faced with a magnificent set of knockers. Not only were they my first, but they were huge and perfect. I kissed and squeezed and sucked on those things for the rest of the afternoon. I wanted to fuck her of course (it would have been another first, THE first), but she didn’t want things to go that far. Ironically, fast forward 20 years later, and I found her on Facebook and got that long overdue fuck.

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Yup. It was in the 80's. I was 22. Me and a friend paid her $40 each for sex and my cousin paid her $20 for a blowjob

Yeah, reminds me of those Puerto Rican whores. Me and a buddy paid one to double team, but then when we got to the room, she would only let us fuck her one at a time. It was a little awkward while the other sat and waited his turn. But I did get my first blow job from one of the other pros. Able to sense how green I was, she did me bareback and spit my load into the bedside sink. What a professional!

The first time I attempted anal sex was with a girlfriend I had been fucking for quite a while. We were doing it doggy style one day when I asked her if I could stick it in her ass. She agreed, but I was way too aggressive and just tried to shove it in as I had just done to her pussy. She immediately yelped and jumped up, then curled up into the fetal position whimpering. The mood was totally ruined. The next opportunity I had was years later with a FWB. She was into anal but I was completely inexperienced. She had offered up her asshole to me several times and this time I decided to take her up on it. I was amazed at how tight it was. It felt like I was fucking a fist that was just gripping the life out of my cock. And I loved the way she continuously moaned and the expression of pain and pleasure on her face as she looked back at me while I pounded her taut hole.

I regret having had too much to drink the one and only night I had a chance to fuck a girl I was completely in love with. I had known her for several years and we went on a few unproductive dates that led absolutely nowhere. She is the only girl I have ever been attracted to that left me befuddled and speechless. I rambled on like a blithering idiot most of the time when I was with her completely making a fool out of myself and ruining any chance I may have had with her. After not seeing her for a year or so, and having moved out of state, I was back home for a mutual friend‘s wedding, and we bumped into one another. It never occurred to me that she would be there so it was a total surprise. We spent the entire reception at a corner table catching up. To calm my nerves, I was tossing back drinks one after the other. By the end of the evening we were back at her place and to my utter amazement, ended up in bed. But by that point I had such a raging case of whiskey dick, all I could do was eat her out which I did with a full intensity. As she began to try to pull me up on top of her I told her I couldn’t because my dick was as limp as a wet noodle. So instead, we just passed out from drunkenness and woke up the next morning not really speaking much and very hung over. I had to leave town again a couple of days later. We spoke on the phone a few times, but that was the last time I ever saw her.

I have always gotten hard throughout the night and usually wake up with a raging boner in the morning. Throughout the years, I would use it in the middle of the night or for first thing in the morning to fuck whatever girlfriend or fuck buddy I was with. But I used to totally ravage my next-door neighbor FWB. Some nights, I would fuck her up to 8 separate times, leaving her sore for a week. But on nights I preferred to get more sleep, I would usually wake up in the morning and place her hand on my stiff dick. She would then begin to jerk me off as she woke, and then she would take charge which usually meant riding me cowgirl, her favorite position. Damn I miss those days.

I cheated several times only a couple of years after getting married. It was always with women from my past who were easily accessible except for one that just became an opportunity out of nowhere. The reason I guess is that I just had not yet gotten sleeping around out of my system. The consequences were nothing but a guilty conscience.

Not being caught, but I have masturbated in the unisex bathrooms at work and left cum behind on the toilet seat hoping that one of my female coworkers would sit down on it.

Guys, have you ever taken your business to a professional? After years of virginity, at the age of 20, I finally got my cherry busted by a classmate in college. Then after finally having gotten some pussy, I went on a two year dry spell and decided to take my business to the professionals. I fucked 3 or 4 Puerto Rican prostitutes that worked out of a particular brothel, my first couple years in the Navy. Only one of them was hot, the others looked like old dirty dish rags. But at the time, pussy was pussy, so I was happy to have it. What has been your experience with the professionals?

Yeah, all of the above poop reasons are why anal has never really appealed to me, yet I have been asked by several women to fuck them up the ass, and I have always been hesitant.

I have been eating pussy for as long as I can remember, and my technique used to be to place a hand behind each of her knees, pin them to her ears, and bury my face as deep inside of her as I could get. Most seemed to like that, but I actually had a FWB once who gave me formal instructions. One night we were together, she stopped me from what I was doing, kept her legs spread, and using her fingers, demonstrated what my tongue and my own fingers should be doing. She wanted me to tickle her clit with my tongue while inserting two fingers inside of her to stimulate her G spot. I did so, and had her cumming within a minute. Been using the technique ever since to great affect.