I couldn't wait to turn eighteen for many reasons. But one of my secret reasons for wanting to get to that age was so that I could finally go into an adult bookstore. Up until then, like most horny teenage boys, I was able to procure porn - magazines and video tapes - to get my fix. But knowing that there was an entire store filled with porn and sex toys just beyond those mirrored doors that I passed almost daily was kill...

I’ve been loving the new HIIT class at my gym. The workouts are hard but fun and there are lots of hottie moms in yoga pants to keep me distracted while doing burpees. I’m sure the ladies fill this class because of the new trainer, Eddie. He’s a physical specimen - six-feet-two-inches with bulging muscles, a few tats, and chiseled face. He’s also a great guy and not a tool like some muscle heads can be. He’s cool to the g...