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joe71
6 hours ago
Bisexual Cis Male, 58
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I hit that mark myself earlier this year, and FWIW made my sixty-ninth a poetic ode to the number sixty-nine itself. Congratulations on the milestone.

The past few weeks I’ve been doing a lot more anal play on myself than in quite a few years. I’ve got a new toy that’s given me a couple of prostate orgasms, something I haven't had in many years.

I’ve also been slipping a finger inside my asshole whenever I have the chance. In the shower, sometimes when I’m just in the bathroom, whenever. Feels so damn good, and reminds me I’ve gotta get an actual warm, throbbing, spurting penis in me someday.

But to the topic, with the finger I can feel what my sphincter is doing, when it’s contracting and when it’s loosening. The feedback is helping me learn to control it a little, and as a result I’m getting better at relaxing and letting the toy in too. So yeah, getting to know how your hole really works is probably key.

Wow! That’s a lot of quality writing. Congratulations on this milestone.

I’m seeking a rule clarification as I get my submission ready. Of course stories must be fully self-contained and not just one chapter of a longer series, though they may reference recurring characters from other stories.

In another competition not too long ago (maybe Whodunnit?) there was a forum discussion about this, and it sounded like if the above rule were followed, it would be okay to use the “Series” feature to link a competition story with others that share characters. Is that correct?

Whew! Rewrote all the sex action (of which there is a lot, with six distinct sex scenes) so that it all takes place on the island in question, so I should be fully compliant with the rules. And while the initial rewrite still remained at 4500 words, I’ve since chopped it down to just under 3900. Now comes the tweaking of this word and that word to get it all just right …

My Island Getaway story is about 4500 words in its first draft, so shouldn’t too hard to tighten up, and I think it might prove one of my best ever. But finally reading it in full, I now realize that while it ends on an island, it may not be island-centric enough to meet the rules of the competition. Restructuring it a bit …

Meanwhile, I laid down the Law and banged out four-way gay romp I Shag the Sheriff over the last two days.

Midlife Renewal: I Shag the Sheriff

... in truth, I shag the deputy

Uniform

Forgot to post the dirty cover photo here for Trouble on the Turnpike. Here you go.

I still find some women attractive so I’m still bisexual, but definitely gayer than I used to be.

Sure. Especially if it was a guy. The mind reels at all the things he could teach me.

No interest whatsoever, despite the fact that I’m bi as hell and deeply crave man-sex. If the other guy is into it, not a problem though.

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Never had the opportunity, it would be difficult to participate and not get to suck at least a couple of them.

Damn, no kidding.

Update: just got a toy that’s just under an inch thick, which I think is about the size I want. Gave myself a heavenly prostate orgasm, first one I’ve had in many years. Only downside is it’s barely over 4” long. I definitely want something that goes deeper inside me, although this one definitely hits the prostate.

Update to the update (6/5): used it again just last night. By stroking my cock at the same time, I was able to milk a load out of myself within 60 seconds of insertion, something I can’t even come close to with external stimulation alone.

And then, after slurping the cum out of my hand, I did it again. And then, I jerked myself off to full orgasm. Quite a session.

1. Yes, have done.

2. Would if the stranger did too.

3. Absolutely would. And would hope for it to lead to more mutual activity.

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I like the taste of my cum but enjoy another man cum even more

Yes! Me too.

Just signed up for Nightcafe, from which I get the first twenty images free. On literally my second prompt, it generated a good image for my forthcoming Competition story cover.

T&Cs say you may not use it to generate "pornographic" imagery, though of course they don't define what that means ... is female toplessness (which is allowed in Lush covers) okay, or does that go too far? Of course I'd like to generate explicit images too.

This is a good question that I've been asking too. Although I pull imagery from "public" sites to make my cover images, for all sorts of reasons I'd like to get away from using the faces of actual human individuals. I don't mind spending a little money for such a service, but some of the monthly fees are steep for how much I'd actually use it. And I have a strong aversion to anything that charges "tokens," which seems to me an attempt to avoid cost transparency.

Some have suggested Nightcafe. Haven't checked it out yet, but probably will soon.

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Nothing wrong with that. I did it a few times on my old account. Haven't done so recently. Hard enough getting one done these days. 🙄

Isn't that the damned problem? Too much to do IRL. I think it's likely that I'll get the already-drafted series story (and of course the comp entry) published in May, but not the others. Yikes, that makes three that I want to get published in May.

The temperate-island one has been in outline state for some time, and will probably stay that way. The old-folks one is tangential to a recent cultural event, so I might try to crank that one out later this summer.

Sheesh, here I go again: a competition rolls around, I get multiple ideas, and I can't stop at just one. Of course, you can only submit one entry, but In each of the last two competitions, I've had a second idea that I ended up publishing as a non-competition story.

I now have the first draft of what I think is my Island-sex entry about half-written, but there are three other ideas competing for space in my head. Interestingly, all of them feature group sex, which hasn't been in many of my stories to date. One involves a geriatric group in a tropical island-setting, one has public nudity and watersports on a tiny temperate island, and one has a more mainstream storyline (though still a fivesome) on a semitropical island. That third one would be the most suitable to the competition and easiest to tick off, since it's been in draft for several years, but I really envisioned it more as part of a series.

What to do? I think I am "doomed" to publish at least one "alternate" story yet again.

I guess I should stop complaining about too much inspiration.

I don't give it too much thought, but will pick a name that sounds "right" to me. I tend to choose names that are common enough that I've actually known people with them. I know some authors that like to go with really obscure names, but that doesn't work for me. I lean towards names like Lisa, Matt, Tammy, Jim, Ravi, etc.

I also mostly try to avoid reusing names. At some point I may need to write out a list of all the names I've used, to avoid duplicates, but haven't bothered yet.

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Mine is starting to sound boring.😕 Straight married couple on a small unnamed island in the back-country of a provincial park. Just means I need to make the sex especially hot, I guess.😉 There's a plot, too, that I quite like. Contains a tiny bit of me, even.

One of my many brain fizzles is set in Isle Royale National Park, a backcountry island setting that is (barely) in the US, lies on the Canadian Shield, is full of moose and wolves (and no humans besides backpackers) and is very, very much like you describe. Mine is not likely to get written, given the other ideas echoing around my skull, but I do like the idea and would enthusiastically read yours if you pursued it!

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Remember the rules. Consent is mandatory, no celebrity fiction, and no revenge porn. Of course, JD consenting could be even more fun in its way (is he wearing a cute dress and frilly undies?🤣) but, yeah, the other two rules still come into play.🥺

I have an idea and a few paragraphs but still not sure where it goes in some regards. I am thinking low key magic realism rather than the outright fantasy I had in mind at one point.

To be clear, that one was a joke. I have at least three other ideas coalescing in my head that do have a chance of becoming stories that adhere to our rules. And are on much smaller islands where you know at all times that you’re on an island.

That said, if I were to do a story around the naughty-American-politician-in-Greenland theme, there absolutely would be consent, without a revenge aspect, and I’d anonymize the Bearded Blunder as a Senator or Congressman.

Who has a couch fetish.

Still kidding! I am absolutely not writing that story.

Except inside my head.

Been taking a break the last couple of weeks, but I hope to get I Shag the Sheriff written soon.

And then there’s the competition … I did already have an island-specific story sketched out, but now I’m coming up with other ideas. Not sure which direction I will go yet. Lots to think about on … uh, Easter.

… Ooh, Easter Island! That could be fun.

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It is not.

Australia’s no good, but Tasmania is ok, right? Japan? England? Madagascar?

Ooh, how about Greenland? I’ve got a great idea involving JD Vance, a few servicemembers at the Thule base … and also a couch.

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It usually turned into a suck fest which is fine with me

Exactly how I’d want it to turn out!

I’ve already got a story outlined that is island based, but so far it’s not super original. MI’ll have to figure out as I go how to make it unique enough to be competition worthy. Part of the fun.

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Ah yes Tasmania, the island notorious for its family dynamics. Q : How does a Tasmanian guy know that his mother is having her period? ...well, you've probably heard it. Go for it I say.

I didn’t know that about Tasmania and haven’t heard the joke, but I can guess at the punchline … uh, his dick is red?

EDIT: Piquet just shared the joke with me. His is way better.

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I actually can do this

That picture is so fucking hot.