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No one wants pubes in their mouth or between their teeth.

I’ll repeat: simple brushing before action solves this problem completely.

Mine are not much more sensitive than any other part of my body, so doesn’t do much for me.

Way to go!

Yes, absolutely. It is not uncommon for me to read a particular story because the cover got my attention. And sometimes a reader will tell me a cover drew them in.

Of course, I usually create two covers: a “cleaner” one to actually attach to the story, and a more explicit one that I use in Wall posts and in the Author Self-Promotion forum. It might be the latter that draws most of the eyeballs.

My newest Lush story is Band Camp, a fun bisexual teenaged romp that I originally published on another site about the time I started writing on Lush. I've finally gotten around to polishing it up and sharing it here.

I did it again! Another Midlife Renewal chapter is done, and it might be even more exciting than the last. This one has an element of danger in it. Check out Trouble on the Turnpike.

… aaand in the space of a week …

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Been dealing with the writer’s block the last couple months …

… spiff up my old Becoming a Man and Summer Cockbuster series with cover photos,

Got that done. In fact, except for three older contest entries, I’ve gotten covers added to all of my stories. A few of the covers that I did a couple of years ago could be better, but overall I’m pleased with the result.

Part of what helped was finally learning to use the cover editor last week. Despite limitations on what I can do with photos, It really is quicker for me now than manually editing on the desktop. Now I’m ever more aware of how most of the time is taken in finding the right background photo.

the realization of just how much more I want to write that finally inspired me to get the first full draft of Midlife Renewal: Poolside Pleasures typed out last night. I’m sure I’ll need days and days to ready it for publication, but it feels really good to have finally overcome that block.

Got not only Poolside Pleasures but the subsequent chapter, Trouble on the Turnpike, published in the past week.

Now working on spiffing up Band Camp, a story I published elsewhere when I’d just started writing on Lush and was kind of testing out the platforms. About time I brought it into the fold over here.

But the other day, taking note of others’ recent attempts at the Omnium badge got me to thinking not so much of that goal for myself,

Well … it also got me to realize how constrained my thinking had been about genres my first couple of years here. I had mistakenly thought all stories in a series had to be in the same genre, and hadn’t familiarized myself with the list of genres even though many of them fit various of my stories, artificially limiting myself to mostly two genres.

So after thoughtfully updating the genre categorizations of some of my older stories, I am now more than halfway to Omnium. I do not intend to subsume all my other writing ambitions in favor of pursuing of that badge, which is likely a couple of years off, but at least it now seems achievable.

Kistin’s excellent reply notwithstanding, I’m not into humiliating anyone for anything, nor am I into being humiliated for anything.

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My latest story (still in progress) is an MMF piece and, yeah, I'd like to be the narrator.

Can’t wait to read it!

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Feel a little awkward about "pimping" my profile, but I promised myself I wouldn't be a wallflower here. Don't mean to be promotional, but I have written some stories that I'm hoping will please. Same with my pics/video 😊 If you leave a hot comment I'll (try to) reply and will love you forever. Like I said, I'm here to feel slutty. Speaking of which:

Just read both your stories, and they are absolutely steaming. Hotter, even, than your pic. Glad you had the courage to pimp your profile here.

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So, never done this before. But, I need this. I have been married for way too long, and curbed my inner self way too much. I hope, in this forum, without judging eyes, I can talk to people. I was very conscious about my body, until I decided to embrace it.

I hope we at Lush can help transform the consciousness you have about your body into awareness of how smoking-hot it is! I know being here has helped me with some of my insecurities around body type and sexuality. You look absolutely amazing.

Eric and Tori are one hot couple, but are they too hot for me to handle? Midlife Renewal: Poolside Pleasures continues the raunchy poolside MMF they started with me in Piñas Coladas.

Been dealing with the writer’s block the last couple months, just too busy IRL and too unmotivated in private to bang out the next thing.

But the other day, taking note of others’ recent attempts at the Omnium badge got me to thinking not so much of that goal for myself, but about the intersecting story arcs formed by my own series - and the overall body of work I want to be building here. A plan has come together.

Beyond publishing the next three exciting Midlife Renewal stories, my next goal will be to spiff up my old Becoming a Man and Summer Cockbuster series with cover photos, not least because they seem to be getting occasional attention from readers. While I’m updating Becoming A Man, I have 3-4 more stories to add that will make it a considerably more emotionally rich arc. Once that is done, I want to start moving the It’s A Date! series forward again.

I’d like to accomplish all these things in 2025, not least because there are several more series (Joe Dick, Serial Thriller, Dating Daphne, Try Sexual) that I want to fire up. It was the realization of just how much more I want to write that finally inspired me to get the first full draft of Midlife Renewal: Poolside Pleasures typed out last night. I’m sure I’ll need days and days to ready it for publication, but it feels really good to have finally overcome that block.

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I would absolutely eat out Margot Robie. A bonus would be watching my guy suck Ryan Gosling at the same time lol!

I would totally suck Ryan Gosling while watching a woman get it on with Margot Robbie. Definitely a dream foursome!

Definitely a turnoff for me, but my thoughts on other people doing it is that it's their own damn business.

As long as she shared him with me too.

Meat the Parents.

As Seeker4 alluded above, I don't want people who know me IRL to know I'm on here - and I can guarantee you that in the very foreseeable future, reverse voice search will become commonplace and people who attach their natural voices to stories will be "found." My voice is fairly distinctive and I don't want to use it as-is

I also don't want to use a fully-generated AI voice devoid of emotion. If I'm going to use AI to create voice narration, I want it to disguise my voice but allow me to use my own intonation and pacing. Besides the ubiquitous voice-changing apps that make you sound like a chipmunk or Elmo or Darth Vader, I see that there may be a few that actually let you change your voice into a different natural-sounding one (most of these promise "celebrity" voices of dubious quality and accuracy).

Anyone have experience with these apps? And anyone get a clear idea of what it costs to use them? The ones that appear to actually deliver what I'm asking for seem to be incredibly opaque in terms of pricing, forcing you to pay in "gems" like they're a game. God only knows how many minutes of voice-change $20 worth of gems translates into. FWIW, the app called "Voices AI" is the one I've spent the most time looking into. Anyone dip their toes in these brave new waters yet?

Yes, used to use taper candles all the time. I do have a 7” (1.5” width) lifelike dildo that I very much enjoy sucking, but it’s a bit much in my ass. It was a bit of a thrill to bury it all the way in my ass the one time, but I haven’t been daring and horny enough to try it again. I need to get a proper anal toy so I can start doing this again … something 1” wide sounds perfect.

1. Almost daily.

2. I’ve ejaculated a couple of times from prostare stim. It was pleasurable but did not feel like a real orgasm. Maybe could have fully orgasmed if I’d been able to keep it going. Will have to find a willing guy with a hard cock sometime to test the hypothesis.

3. I’ve only had one wet dream, ever. We had houseguests for over a week and I had gone a long time without getting off. Never happened before or since, because I masturbate all the time.

Saw video of a guy doing it, and got inspired to try it a couple of times, even twisting it 180 as recommended. Was able to make contact with the rosebud, which felt nice, but that’s about as far as I could go.

Not too much into toys or objects, though I do enjoy the occasional dildo.

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Either "pisser," or

I should add that since I have a minor pee fetish (very RARE even on Lush, seemingly), it’s Hot - whether it’s “real” squirting (which mostly isn’t) or pee.

I once had a GF that let loose a couple ounces of juice while I was eating her (this was in the late Eighties when no one had dreamed up the idea of “squirting” yet). I am 110% sure it was pee, not least because she was so mortified she kicked me out of the bathroom so she could go, then joined me in the bed for me to finish her. For the record, I was not mortified. Also for the record, the incident is captured in my story Daphne’s Bath Accident, though sadly, the real ending was different though still satisfying.

Here is a pair of homophones I’m seeing mixed up a lot lately, even in respected news media, though not necessarily on Lush: hoard vs horde. Has someone been hoarding all the dictionaries? Hordes of people are getting this wrong.

In the latest example, NBC News just posted a story about Iran opening up its long-hidden “Horde of Picassos” to public viewing. I doubt that, unless they’ve been keeping hundreds of people named Picasso in a secret prison for years. That, of course, would qualify as both a hoard and a horde.

EDIT: at least in this case, NBC fixed the headline after a few hours.

I’m going to double down on complaining about the hands-on-the-neck thing. I’m hearing reports that people are increasingly being asked by their sex partners (sometimes even women!) to let them do this to them. I don’t GAF if consent rules are being followed, this is a question that no casual partner should EVER be asked to agree to.

It’s only become a thing because porn has normalized it, and it’s getting ever more prevalent, now even in gay and bi videos. I’m even starting to see pics and gifs in the Lush Gallery with a guy near-choking a woman. It needs to stop.

Hell yes they are real, but most of adult video places I’ve been to did not have them.

The only time I sucked a guy was at a glory hole, in the first video shop I went to that had one. It caught me off guard when I saw a guy's unit poking through it, and I found myself powerless to resist. As detailed in “A Hole New World” (see story link in my sig).

No. I was with a GF who was on the Pill for hormonal reasons, so no need to use one.

In the sugary versions, Coke by a mile. In diet, a narrower win for Diet Coke but it is close enough that I might “fail” the Pepsi Challenge if it ever happened with diet sodas.

I don’t really like the Zero versions of either one as much as the classic diet versions. Too … I don’t know, syrupy or something.

If these things matter to you, Pepsi is chasing the political pendulum and dumping their DEI initiatives. Coke (and Dr. Pepper, fwiw) has said Fuck You to the activist investors and doubled down on diversity as essential to building a strong workforce. Use that information as you see fit.

Attraction to a guy other than just to his dick? Can't remember the first time exactly, but it was since I turned 50.

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stands in the shower right next to joe71

😋

Looks at the hairy guy next to him, starts getting visibly hard