If somebody, man or woman, asks me to go out, then I expect them to pay. If I, on the other hand, am the one doing the asking, then I expect to pay.

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If you had used the search button and selected bananas it would have been fine. 😇

Oddly, during my last shopping trip, I only bought bananas, cucumbers, lube, and condoms. The looks I got!

I don't know about AI, but the computerized voice at my local grocery store's checkout is a pervert. I rang up my items, bagged them then paid, and the lecherous machine said "Spank you!"

I honestly don't know. There's no one thing or group of things, although "having fun while writing it," prior comment rings very true. Sometimes I just know, and, yet, others, I'm surprised that people enjoy it as much as they do.

In addition to my earlier post on the topic, stories that feature "You" as a character just don't do it for me, for some reason. That entire, "I run my hand up under your skirt, and you moan," stuff just fails to pull me into the hopefully-shared fantasy the author is trying to achieve.

But, what about second breakfast?

Three seconds:
"Hi. I'm Krystal. I think you're sexy. Would you like to fuck me?"
"Let's go."

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How does one find the current competition entries? I never paid much attention to competition entries but as I have begun to follow a few of the competitors my interest has grown.

At the bottom of most pages here, click on Competitions...or https://www.lushstories.com/competitions/punked

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I wasn’t sure about this comp, and still think the comps should be more thematic, but I’ve stiffened my sinews and entered.

Usually, the Competition themes are pretty tight and well-defined. This one, by design, opened up any genre so long as it had the proper Punk elements, and yours definitely did.

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It was unintentional. Will be fixed in the next code push. Thanks for spotting it.

I mentioned it to a site admin last week when I noticed. Thanks for the update, Wannabe.

It depends on the lover. A lot of the time it's, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." But, sometimes, it's just a blank look because I'm getting it so good that my brain shuts off.

I have similar experiences. the ones that I feel I've artfully crafted with nuances, character development, emotional backstories, and context tend to be eclipsed by my raw, highly-sexual, action-oriented ones.

Many congratulations, El_henke.

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Part two of The First Time Chronicles is now available to read and enjoy.

The First Time Chronicles - Part Two: How Amina Discovered Her Bisexuality as a Teenaged Girl

As Gary and Amina consider whether to go through with that threesome with his former teacher, Amina shares the story of her first time with a girl.

This story has my "charge up your vibrator before you read," seal of approval

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I have just found Grammarly and am waiting to see how it works. My favorite Mods best the crap out of me everytime I write something. What really pisses me off is that they are usually right. God I love them so much...

The next time I mod one of your stories, I'll instruct you to do a bunch of incorrect stuff!

You might also try using Languagetool in tandem with Grammarly. Everything I write gets run through Languagetool and then through Grammarly. Neither one catches everything, and the two don't agree with each other, but LT catches some things Gramamrly doesn't and vice-versa.

Hmmm...why not be a slut?
The good part is that you can get all the sex you want, sure.
There are, however, at least a hundred (not an exaggeration) reasons why it has profoundly negative effects on you as a person. The damage of society's expectations, the real, physical dangers, the emotional impact of being ostracized and ridiculed by others, and the inability to be seen as anything other than a pussy with a human attached can be lethal blows to the psyche.

Then, of course, you have the double standard, which has been mentioned. If a man has sex with lots of different women, he's a cool stud. If a woman does that, she's a trashy whore. Also, you have the fact that the type of men or women that are just trying to fuck you are not, exactly the type of people that will see you as a person and not a fuck-hole.

In male fantasy, driven by the typical male, no consequences impulses, it sounds great. In reality, it is a lonely, self-image-destroying existence with no shortage of judgemental people lording themselves over you so they can feel better about themselves.

I agree that if a woman wants sex, more power to her, and fuck anyone else, but just because we may be proud sluts, does NOT mean that the rest of the world shares our point of view.

Sesquipedalian

Like the others have mentioned, carriage, posture, and body language are the first thing I notice. There's a certain aura that some people project that is unmistakable; those are the ones that get to ride the Krystal.

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she'd said, "Wow, you're so big, Paul." then it wouldn't appear as natural.

Bunyan?

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Read it backwards first.

Then you get Satanic messages

I possessively cling to him as if he were a prized life-preserver that I'm afraid to ever let go of...
Oh, wait! I'm like that when we're not in bed, too.

Yes! check that one out...VERY HOT

No problem!
Let's use these lines as an example:
With men in my life, I have no luck
they're exhausted and I still want to fuck.

If you just use the ENTER key, it will come out like this:

With men in my life, I have no luck

they're exhausted and I still want to fuck.

Go to the end of your line and delete until you have one line:

With men in my life, I have no luckthey're exhausted and I still want to fuck.

Then hit SHIFT+ENTER. That will give you a line break, whereas ENTER will give you a section/ paragraph break. Your end result will show as:
With men in my life, I have no luck
they're exhausted and I still want to fuck.

So, you can use ENTER to separate your stanzas and SHIFT+ENTER to break your lines up:

With men in my life, I have no luck
they're exhausted and I still want to fuck.

The poor, poor men, they're feeble like boys
Thank the Goddess I have my toys

I imagine it's a very different debacle for men than it is for women. If I'm attracted to somebody I just tell them, no pressure, and ask them if they want to fuck. The overwhelming majority answered, "yes."

Mine is 5, but my friend, Jenny, tried it, and her number is 8675309

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Let’s deal with reality! This is Lush…we all exist here in the ether…how big a cock do you want…I will dial it up on my keyboard and have in you in just a second…also i have a long thick tongue that will tickle your fancy. In reality I might be a 300 lb guy sitting nude in my Mother’s basement wanking off with two fingers.

I use two fingers all the time!

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Mine came in at 6k initially, got it down to 5.2k now. A few more passes....

I feel you. I loathe killing my darlings.

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All but P and X

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yeah, but with Annie it was accidental. with you, we do that shit on purpose

My office, now! Bring wine and snacks

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(said so she's not too upset at us doing a steampunk comp right after she'd already written something for the genre. lol)

*Clears throat. Two in a row; two in a row