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marcosurbina
Over 90 days ago
Male, 75
Mexico

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I can imagine some women doing it out of boredom, or to please the man, but I think it is stupid because it gives the man a wrong image, and I think honesty is really important in a relationship. Many women are not able to cum easily through just penetration ..

People can fake orgasms for number of reasons, such as when their partner wants them to orgasm but they are unable, or when they desire to stop having sex but are not comfortable telling their partner directly, avoiding negative consequences, or for pleasing their partner. Another reason for men could be not admitting to achieving orgasm too quickly.


What's the difference between "oooooh!!" and "ahhhhhhh!!"? About 3 inches!


'Well I'm sorry Michael, but size does matter to me.'
In 4-quart saucepan, heat oil over medium heat. Add onion and garlic; cook 3 to 5 minutes, stirring frequently, until tender.

Stir in broth, apple juice, squash, curry powder and salt. Heat to boiling, stirring occasionally. Simmer uncovered 5 minutes, stirring occasionally.

3Stir in half-and-half. Cook 3 to 5 minutes, stirring occasionally, until hot (do not boil).

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass

I'm a Romantic = I'm poor

I need you" = My hand is tired

I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised

I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation

You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me

I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it

It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head

he's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue

I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me

I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good

Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small

I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you

o you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out

Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later

How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now

I have something to tell you = Get tested

I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again

I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk

I think we should just be friends = You're ugly

I've learned a lot from you = Next

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Ok, guys. Would you please tell me what the alien meant in this joke below?

An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk guy just ignores him.

After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down. He notices that the alien has no genitalia. He then asks:

"You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?"

The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!



Here, some perfects boobs, the most perfect ever since your first post in this thread in 2008.










1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on TV that does everything but suck the life out of you.

2. Any sharp objects made by Rocco Enterprises, which slices or dices, or a set of ginsu knives. These may one day be used as a weapon against you when you come home with lipstick on your collar after a "night out with the boys."

3. No name perfume which costs you $1.99, such as Eu de Toilet, which actually smells like the bathroom, moldy fruit, or your dirty socks. If you are going to buy her perfume, spring for the brand names.

4. Please do not buy her clothes because you think for one minute you have good taste in woman's clothing. Well, perhaps you might if you are a transvestite, but all in all, believe me, she'll smile and say its beautiful while choking back tears and mumbling under her breath, "were the hell would I ever wear this outfit without being arrested for bad taste?"

5. Last but not least, never buy a woman anti-wrinkle cream, or a book on "How not to be Nasty Sunday through Saturday." These are not considered gifts, they are considered reasons for seriously injuring the person who bought it and just may stand up in court of law.

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I think they misunderstood you, it's unfair. It's just the wire lenth that provides imput to Santa to light the bulbs. Of course you can't remove them along the wire lenth.
More puffy nipples. this is a shot of a Venezuelan beauty -brunette. She was born in my hometown La Guaira, bringing along these tits, of course.

Decorated Christmas tree.

Work From the Inside Out. Start arranging Christmas tree lights on the branches near the base of the tree. Weave strings of lights along the branches "inside," then move to the outer edges of the branches. Placement of Ornaments. Don't hang all your ornament on the tips of the branches. Place ornaments and other decorations 'inside' your tree to add depth and interest.

Basic Ornaments for Fill. Start by arranging the "filler ornaments" evenly spaced around the tree. This would include basic solid color balls that are easily found at discount stores in a wide range of colors to coordinate and enhance your decorating scheme. You'll need about 20 "filler ornaments" for every 2 feet of Christmas tree.

If having difficulties in arranging your Christmas tree, see pic below.


Got good news for you two and buddies at Lush: my wife has granted permission to show her pics to Rocco -Italian name- and Mr. Shameless009. She told me she's too happy by their excellent comments aimed at her, unless, she maintains, my buddies stopped
saying nice things to her.

At the swimming pool



Getting it aside a little bit for you to see her assets -cool!!


Standing by the door (front view)

A shot on her back - buttocks.

Just a view under the table. I had to duck only a little bit for her to show under her skirt.
Well, I don't know what stuff is that next to the green bottle, she's my wife though. She always does evil things to her victims. After all, she's the devil, isn't she.

Please you turn to the forum: funny / cool VIDEOS, and find out what she's up to.
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde explore Native Island. They get attacked by Natives. The Natives say, "We need your skin to make our boats, so either we kill you, or you can kill yourselves with honour." The girls of course chose to kill themselves with honour, so the Natives show them a plate of weapons.

The brunette takes a knife, "I just want every one of you to know that I love my boyfriend very much." And she falls dead.

The redhead takes a dagger, "I just want every one one of you to know that I was about to graduate." And she falls dead.

The blonde goes to the dinner table and takes a fork. She stabs herself all over once, "I just want everyone to know that your boat is going to leak!"













Well, after this mishap with the blonde, it's worth mentioning that Shameless009 was around this Native island and taught them to fix leaking seams in aluminum boat with G/flex 650 Epoxy.

(He never learned to fix a passenger truck seat).
Minicars SMART. Soon to be used around the world in a market striken by cutbacks.
The Smaudi A3 Audi’s son




The Smamborghini! Lamborginni’s son




Mini Scaballo for a single pasenger ride (means Rocco -Italian name- can't give her fiancé Techgodess a ride here- but surely a way for taking shortcuts along paths to his destination and see her wearing a thong. Too good!!




Well you would put the images in order as well. Sorry, but don't you name one of them a Mustang!!
I stare at her beautiful assets. These consist on... legs, buttocks and innocent face. I'm happily married, Mr. Sameless009. She's so faithful, never cheat, even if she's too horny.
Well, here adding much more pic of my wifefor you to see. Enjoy the well built, gorgeous body.

Getting stuff arrange in the family truck for trip to the country side.


Here removing the seat SHAMELESS009 fixed badly due to unskillful handling. He never paid attention to my wife's directions.


She' doing the bed. I alway need fresh sheets on bed.
She told me she had reminded you not to stare at her legs anymore while she's giving you any kind of directions. Well she instructed me to post a pic for you to see for the last time. You won't have any more chances, though, Mr. Shameless, sorry. Here's the pic below.



DOING THE BED
Little Johnny joke for SHAMELESS009 told by Marcos

The Substitute Teacher

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.

She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter."

The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."

A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.

Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter."

"That's right!" she coaxed.

Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"
A notable Gynecologist once said,
The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

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Well, that's true. This engine works this way: During sexual arousal, and particularly the stimulation of the clitoris, the walls of the vagina self-lubricate. This reduces friction that can be caused as a result of various sexual activities.

Any size piston:

With arousal, the vagina lengthens rapidly to an average of about 4 in.(10 cm), but can continue to lengthen in response to pressure. As the woman becomes fully aroused, the vagina tents (last ²⁄₃) expands in length and width, while the cervix retracts. The walls of the vagina are composed of soft elastic folds of mucous membrane skin which stretch or contract to the size of the inserted penis or other object.
Sexual objectification is objectification of a person. It occurs when a person is seen as a sexual object when their sexual attributes and physical attractiveness are separated from the rest of their personality and existence as an individual, and reduced to instruments of pleasure for another person.

Researchers used brain scans to show that a subject named Shameless009, a straight man, looked at pictures of women in bikinis, areas of his brain that normally light up in anticipation of using tools, like spanners and screwdrivers, were activated. On the other hand, scans obtained from him, found that a part of the brain associated with empathy for other people's emotions and wishes shut down after looking at the pictures.



She’s a sex object. Ask for it and she objects.