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At first I thought she was just exhausted from too much pedalling!! But then... as she progressed...
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marcosurbina
Over 90 days ago
Male, 75
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Yeah, shameles009: they're indeed two different women at my home. I contact or talk to them in bars, clubs and ask if I could get some shots of them in panties. I've gotta pay for a full service though, mean, don't lay them down, only interested in wonderful photos. they gladly accept, right away.
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A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."
Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?", she asks.
"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man exclaims, "Damn-- this thing must be an hour fast!"
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Well, the other way out of this would be this guy using a liquid panty remover at the bar.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."
Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?", she asks.
"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The man exclaims, "Damn-- this thing must be an hour fast!"
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Well, the other way out of this would be this guy using a liquid panty remover at the bar.
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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the doctor.
He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way." The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them.
She says, "You are my FIRST, no one has ever touched these breasts." He whips down his pants and says... " Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way." The doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them.
She says, "You are my FIRST, no one has ever touched these breasts." He whips down his pants and says... " Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
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Perhaps Japaneese people worship the penis, as shown in these pics at the parades.
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A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition.
The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived.
The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered, "I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."
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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”
“Why, officer?” asks the blonde.
“Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.”
“Oh my goodness,” exclaims the blonde, “I must have left my baby on the bus!”
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Ok, buddies, which of these blonds would you marry? cite advantages and disadventages, please, in each case. Mr. Rocco, don't you go any further than necessary at explaining this.
The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing hope, the blonde finally arrived.
The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered, "I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used their arms."
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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”
“Why, officer?” asks the blonde.
“Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.”
“Oh my goodness,” exclaims the blonde, “I must have left my baby on the bus!”
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Ok, buddies, which of these blonds would you marry? cite advantages and disadventages, please, in each case. Mr. Rocco, don't you go any further than necessary at explaining this.
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Even though breastfeeding is the most natural thing in the world, it can take a while to get used to getting your boobs out when out shopping or with friends. Many mums don’t always know where to go, what clothes to wear or even how to lift their top up (or down!) without flashing their boobs. Which often makes them worry about what other people think.
There’s also some really good advice on how to handle those strange people who still think that babies should be fed in the toilet!
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Breast-feeding is nature's way to feed an infant - but that doesn't mean it comes naturally. Here's how to get started.
1. Make sure your hands are clean.
2. Choose a breast-feeding position: on your lap (cradle hold), baby at your side (football hold) or lying on your side (reclining position). Use pillows to support your back and arms as necessary.
3. Hold your baby very close, with his head, shoulders and hips facing you. While his mouth is close to your breast, tickle his mouth with your nipple. When he opens his mouth (the 'rooting' reflex), bring him in the rest of the way. If he is latched on correctly, his lips will be flared out and he will take a good portion of your areola into his mouth.
4. Expect to feel a pulling of the nipple, or even some pain initially. If pain lasts beyond a few seconds, the baby is probably sucking on just the tip of the nipple; remove him from the breast and try latching him on again.
5. Let your baby nurse on the first breast as long as he wants, to ensure that he gets enough to eat and that your milk supply will keep pace with his needs.
6. To remove your baby from the breast, insert a clean finger into his mouth to release the suction, and then pull him off.
7. Burp your baby after he finishes the first side, then offer the other breast. If he doesn't take the other breast, offer that breast at the next feeding.
My advice to Lush girls is: don't you get embarrassed and avoid flashing your boobs whilst breastfeeding. It's nothing to be embarrassed about!
When I was a baby I figure out I did this as my mom was feeding me!!
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?”
“Why, officer?” asks the blonde.
“Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.”
“Oh my goodness,” exclaims the blonde, “I must have left my baby on the bus!”
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Well at least she wasn't embarrassed on the bus!!
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There were two old-maid sisters ... both virgins. It`s Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, "I`m not going to die a virgin... I`m going out and I`m not coming home until I`ve been laid!"
Betty says, "Well, make sure you`re home by 10 so I don`t worry about you."
10 o`clock rolls around and there`s no sign of Gladys... 11 o`clock...12 o`clock... Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flies open. In runs Gladys ... straight to the bathroom. Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys?" No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself.
"What is it, Gladys??? What`s wrong?" asks Betty.
"Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in ... and 5 inches when it came out. When I find the other half you`re gonna have the time of your life!!!
Betty says, "Well, make sure you`re home by 10 so I don`t worry about you."
10 o`clock rolls around and there`s no sign of Gladys... 11 o`clock...12 o`clock... Finally about 15 after 1 the front door flies open. In runs Gladys ... straight to the bathroom. Betty goes and knocks on the door, "Are you okay, Gladys?" No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself.
"What is it, Gladys??? What`s wrong?" asks Betty.
"Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in ... and 5 inches when it came out. When I find the other half you`re gonna have the time of your life!!!
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Woman: a chemical analysis
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?" "It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my sandwiches."
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?" "It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my sandwiches."
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Probably the toilet can't resist if a fat woman sits on it to pee?
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Caution:
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
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Yeah, what a wondeful complicated creatures they are. I personally admire them. May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates, like this one on the pic below, waiting for me, but highly ornamental in my dinning room.
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Man arrested for being naked in his own home.
Passer-by made complain to the police.
By TED THORNHILL - Wednesday, October 21, 2009
A man who made coffee in his own home while naked was surprised to find himself facing an indecent exposure charge after a complaint from a passer-by led to him being arrested.
After receiving a complaint from the woman, police went ahead with an arrest.
Shocked Mr Williamson, a father of a five-year-old girl, said he feels like the victim: 'Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me.
'I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid.'
However, a Fairfax County Police spokesman said officers arrested Williamson because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.
Mr Williamson is fighting the charge and is seeking damages from the police.
He faces up to a year in jail and a $2,000 fine if convicted.
Well, this is my opinion: If the man really wanted to be seen by others he would have waited til daylight and not 5:30am when it is dark out. What is that woman doing staring in other people’s windows in the first place? Didn't her parents teach her that is rude? Of course not or she would have not let her 7 year peer in too. Next they are going to say you have to wear clothes to bed or while you shower are we back in the Middle Ages or what!!!
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Passer-by made complain to the police.
By TED THORNHILL - Wednesday, October 21, 2009
A man who made coffee in his own home while naked was surprised to find himself facing an indecent exposure charge after a complaint from a passer-by led to him being arrested.
After receiving a complaint from the woman, police went ahead with an arrest.
Shocked Mr Williamson, a father of a five-year-old girl, said he feels like the victim: 'Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me.
'I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid.'
However, a Fairfax County Police spokesman said officers arrested Williamson because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.
Mr Williamson is fighting the charge and is seeking damages from the police.
He faces up to a year in jail and a $2,000 fine if convicted.
Well, this is my opinion: If the man really wanted to be seen by others he would have waited til daylight and not 5:30am when it is dark out. What is that woman doing staring in other people’s windows in the first place? Didn't her parents teach her that is rude? Of course not or she would have not let her 7 year peer in too. Next they are going to say you have to wear clothes to bed or while you shower are we back in the Middle Ages or what!!!
Marcos Urbina
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The waiters are doing an important job, serving people like you, so never ever try to demean them. Thank the waiter for bringing the food. This will not only show that you’re courteous, but also ensure you better service.
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Don’t Talk With Food In Your Mouth. If you’re in a habit of talking while eating, wait until you finish the bite that is in your mouth. Talking with your mouth full is not only gross, but sometimes also makes the food come out with the words and spread on the person you’re talking to.
See this parent advice to his daughters:
There was a father who was very proud of his three daughters. Every night he took a stroll around the house to make sure everything was all right.
One night when he was doing his stroll, he could hear laughter coming from his youngest daughter's room. He stood there for a while and thought about this, but reached the conclusion that he could always ask her tomorrow, instead of bothering her at this time of the night.
When he reached the window of his second daughter, he could hear her crying. He thought about this too, but ultimately he decided to ask her tomorrow and continued.
There were no sounds at all coming from his oldest daughter's room, and he then went to bed, satisfied.
The next day, when they all were gathered around the breakfast table, he said to his youngest daughter "I heard you laughing last night, as I walked past your window. Why was that?"
She answered "That's because you taught me to laugh when someone was making me happy..."
He then asked his second daughter "I heard you crying last night, why was that?"
She answered "That's because you taught me to cry when someone was making me hurt..."
He then told his oldest daughter "I didn't hear anything from you..."
She said "That's because you taught me not to talk with my mouth full..."
See this parent advice to his daughters:
There was a father who was very proud of his three daughters. Every night he took a stroll around the house to make sure everything was all right.
One night when he was doing his stroll, he could hear laughter coming from his youngest daughter's room. He stood there for a while and thought about this, but reached the conclusion that he could always ask her tomorrow, instead of bothering her at this time of the night.
When he reached the window of his second daughter, he could hear her crying. He thought about this too, but ultimately he decided to ask her tomorrow and continued.
There were no sounds at all coming from his oldest daughter's room, and he then went to bed, satisfied.
The next day, when they all were gathered around the breakfast table, he said to his youngest daughter "I heard you laughing last night, as I walked past your window. Why was that?"
She answered "That's because you taught me to laugh when someone was making me happy..."
He then asked his second daughter "I heard you crying last night, why was that?"
She answered "That's because you taught me to cry when someone was making me hurt..."
He then told his oldest daughter "I didn't hear anything from you..."
She said "That's because you taught me not to talk with my mouth full..."
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You're right, MrNudiePants. Here's a little more about Puritans:
At a time when other Americans were physically blazing trails through the forests, the Puritans efforts in areas of study were advancing your country intellectually -I suppose you're American citizen, sorry.
The doctrine of predestination kept all Puritans constantly working to do good in this life to be chosen for the next eternal one. God had already chosen who would be in heaven or hell, and each believer had no way of knowing which group they were in. Those who were wealthy were obviously blessed by God and were in good standing with Him.
The Protestant work ethic was the belief that hard work was an honor to God which would lead to a prosperous reward. Any deviations from the normal way of Puritan life met with strict disapproval and discipline. Since the church elders were also political leaders, any church infraction was also a social one. There was no margin for error.
The devil was behind every evil deed. Constant watch needed to be kept in order to stay away from his clutches. Words of hell fire and brimstone flowed from the mouths of eloquent ministers as they warned of the persuasiveness of the devil's power. They were elegant, well formed, exegetical renditions of scriptures... with a healthy dose of fear woven throughout the fabric of the literary construction. Grammar children were quizzed on the material at school and at home. This constant subjection of the probability of an unseen danger led to a scandal of epidemic proportions.
The moral character of England and America were shaped in part by the words and actions of this strong group of Christian believers called the Puritans.
Now as for the rest of Western Europe and a few parts of the globe, I'm under the impression people are less uptight over nudity in designated areas. Supposedly there's more naked beaches in Europe -as well in Brazil. Supposedly more of certain naked events or parades in broad daylight. Also I've seen on TV shows and heard from visitors to France how you might see a women's breasts on a primetime TV ad, or very steamy innuendo.
I recall this American photographer who recently flashed hundreds of people naked in Caracas, and recently, in Mexico City.
I myself only think in naked women, like THE THINKER, RODIN here.
At a time when other Americans were physically blazing trails through the forests, the Puritans efforts in areas of study were advancing your country intellectually -I suppose you're American citizen, sorry.
The doctrine of predestination kept all Puritans constantly working to do good in this life to be chosen for the next eternal one. God had already chosen who would be in heaven or hell, and each believer had no way of knowing which group they were in. Those who were wealthy were obviously blessed by God and were in good standing with Him.
The Protestant work ethic was the belief that hard work was an honor to God which would lead to a prosperous reward. Any deviations from the normal way of Puritan life met with strict disapproval and discipline. Since the church elders were also political leaders, any church infraction was also a social one. There was no margin for error.
The devil was behind every evil deed. Constant watch needed to be kept in order to stay away from his clutches. Words of hell fire and brimstone flowed from the mouths of eloquent ministers as they warned of the persuasiveness of the devil's power. They were elegant, well formed, exegetical renditions of scriptures... with a healthy dose of fear woven throughout the fabric of the literary construction. Grammar children were quizzed on the material at school and at home. This constant subjection of the probability of an unseen danger led to a scandal of epidemic proportions.
The moral character of England and America were shaped in part by the words and actions of this strong group of Christian believers called the Puritans.
Now as for the rest of Western Europe and a few parts of the globe, I'm under the impression people are less uptight over nudity in designated areas. Supposedly there's more naked beaches in Europe -as well in Brazil. Supposedly more of certain naked events or parades in broad daylight. Also I've seen on TV shows and heard from visitors to France how you might see a women's breasts on a primetime TV ad, or very steamy innuendo.
I recall this American photographer who recently flashed hundreds of people naked in Caracas, and recently, in Mexico City.
I myself only think in naked women, like THE THINKER, RODIN here.
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Woman - A Chemical Analysis
Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower
concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.
Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in
alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.
Uses :
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.
Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Illegal to possess more than one.
Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower
concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations.
Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in
alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.
Uses :
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.
Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Illegal to possess more than one.
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My wife likes to value natural landscaping while travelling in our truck; she enjoys observing wildlife. Driving north on Highway 61 she was struck by the contrast between natural roadside vegetation on the right side and the lawn on the left. When she’s not immaculately dressed, as in this photo, I regard her with wonder and delight and look upon at her with an elevated feeling of pleasure. I feel esteem, love and reverence for my wife, and estimate her highly. Don’t you think she’s a person of high moral worth?
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Yeah, buddies: if you went to Spain you'd see this natural thing... isn't it amazing?
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1. A man was approached by coworker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The coworker suggested a way to overcome that problem:
"When you get home tonight, sneek into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys."
So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneeked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john.
"How did you get in here?" he asked.
"Shhhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"
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2. My Science teacher was arguing that it's impossible to be hit by a stationary object. Quickly changed his tune when I smacked him in the head with a stapler.
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3. Without nipples, breasts would be pointless!
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4. The English teacher asks the blonde cheerleader to use the word "handsome" in a sentence. The blonde thinks a minute and says "When my mouth and jaw get tired, I use my handsome."
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Which one do you think will be the best above? They're numbered. I've decided for N° 3. There's no point in seeing breast without nipples. Well this will be my own interpretation, ha, ha!!
"When you get home tonight, sneek into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys."
So the man agreed to try it, and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneeked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told he he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the john.
"How did you get in here?" he asked.
"Shhhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my mother!"
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2. My Science teacher was arguing that it's impossible to be hit by a stationary object. Quickly changed his tune when I smacked him in the head with a stapler.
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3. Without nipples, breasts would be pointless!
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4. The English teacher asks the blonde cheerleader to use the word "handsome" in a sentence. The blonde thinks a minute and says "When my mouth and jaw get tired, I use my handsome."
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Which one do you think will be the best above? They're numbered. I've decided for N° 3. There's no point in seeing breast without nipples. Well this will be my own interpretation, ha, ha!!
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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
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It's scheduled maintenance. Once an aircraft component reaches a certain amount of service hours, it is removed for maintenance. This job was done in one night so the aircraft could be ready the next day to earn money.
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Well boddies, I didn´t know that engines needed washing, especially after a rabit has committed suicide.
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A woman was driving her car along a highway as out of the blue she spotted a UFO through the rear mirror, apparently following her car. The lady is now nervous so starts to go in zigzag and bumps into a tree. She’s knocked unconscious.
After a while, she recovered, regained consciousness and sees an alien rubbing her breasts. This extraterrestrial is a gentleman and says to the woman:
“You don’t worry earthman. Me have sew your wound between your thighs. Now trying to fix thouse bumps in your chest.”
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Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy’s hand.
After a while, she recovered, regained consciousness and sees an alien rubbing her breasts. This extraterrestrial is a gentleman and says to the woman:
“You don’t worry earthman. Me have sew your wound between your thighs. Now trying to fix thouse bumps in your chest.”
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Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
Answer: The boy’s hand.
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I posted this video because this morning I woke up thinking in the sad melody Jackson's brother sang at the funeral. I've been to sad today.
