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marcosurbina
Over 90 days ago
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The cowboy in texas

A cow bow hitches his horse outside a pub, goes inside, has a drink, goes back outside and finds his horse missing. He goes back inside, fires his revolver in the air and demands his horse be back outside when he finishes his beer or the same thing will happen as what happened in texas.

He finishes his beer and goes back outside and his horse is back. He goes to ride off and the waiter asked what happened in texas and the cow boy replied, "I had to bloody walk home!!!!!!!!"


Cawboy Rocco, while posting a comment of what happened in Texas, the day he walked home.
Oh, Rocco -Italian name. As usual, you gave it a Latin name.

When did latin names like Gaius, Villius, etc, disappear and why, Rocco?

I would like a specific time period. I also want to know when common latin began to disappear from street use and when it began to become replaced by Italian. Thanks!
Cowboy Sex

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you walking around like this?"

The Cowboy says:

"Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ...so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... '

"And here I am."

One day, back in the olden days, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight up in the air. The cowboy asked the Indian what he was doing. The Indian replied: "Me tell-um time."

This made sense to the cowboy, he was using his penis as a sundial. A few days later, after completing his trading, the cowboy came across the same Indian. This time the Indian was laying on his back vigorously masturbating. The cowboy asked what he was doing this time.

The Indian said, "Me wind-um watch."


This indian guy didn't know a better mechanism than the old fashioned?
Cowboy and Cowgirl

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience. On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed, they start exploring each other's bodies. Things are going fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis. "Oh my", she says, "What is that?"

"Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".

She slides her hands further down and gasps. "Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.

"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.

Finally, the couple begin to make love.

After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".

Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey? Am I hurting you?"

"No", the bride replies. "Just undo them darn knots. I need more rope!"

Thank you, Playmate: I understand now how the fishing rod is straight up in the air and catch fish. Probably she couldn't handle it with both hands so she was assisted by her gorgeous "...." cheeks. Remember, Playmate: go back to the joke and see the officer spot the fishing rod in the back seat.
You mean this one, Clover? -just arrived. I wish I had seen one like this during my trip upstairs, but with buttocks improved.
A man was speeding down the Overseas highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as he went through Layton, a locally well known speed trap, he was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked:

"Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"

"I see by your gear you have been fishing." the Officer said.

"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added "Ever catch all the fish?"


%%%%%%

Well, this is not a sex joke -it made me laugh a lot- but the girl fishing here is a little sexy by doing what? I don't know what she's doing here.
Yeah, a really Polish beauty. All Rocco's females pics have 100% female genes, it's out of question.
My trip to Mexico City. Here, at airport riding stairs after this girl. She has no underwear, Tech?
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Thank you, Rocco, and Nicola: It's been many years since I don't go to the local cinema. I have a DVD though. I had rather watch CNN news on the internet, ja, ja, ja! A great modern cinema is about to start here in the new mall, but they're behind schedule in opening it to general public. The Doors... must be interesting.
I like it: shaved, meaty, smelly and tight. I love pussies. Out of these ones, I've only had a hairy and a shaved one in my lifetime, like this one in the photo of my shaved pussy, Chef.

Oh, here she's pulling the outer... uh... skin. She also exhibits her shaved pussy.


Don't you hate her


Perhaps she skip some letters in this alphabet? You just make her know, Rocco. Just talk about the missing letters, ok?


Twin t - shirt. You imagined two t- shirts? oh boy, come on!


Argentina versus Brazil
Well, I had rather survive submiting to anything the bear asked for, Nicola. A hacker?
My Car Is Shtolen

An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?"

"Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!", the Irishman replies.

The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car last time you saw it?"

"It was at the end of this key."

About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's member is being exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

The Irishman looks down woefully and moans "OOH GOD... they got me girl too!"
Real Cowboy

An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him:

"Are you a real cowboy?"

"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy.

After a short while he asked her what she was. "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women," told the young woman.

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

"Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

This is a modern version of the famous story about Little Red Riding Hood… The wolf is so cool… He has a cool motorbike…. Little Red Riding Hood is so beautiful and happy…

I'm thinking Little Red Riding Hood is Techgoddes, whille Rocco is riding the motorcycle, taking her to some unknown destination... uh?