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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
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...that she was merely trying to recapture the magic of the summer of 2005 when she and Mr Potato-Head had met whilst vacationing in LegoLand. She had never confessed the torrid affair with the man who had inter-changable appendages, but she often marvelled at his ability to........
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Oh typical! I take the test and get confirmation of my geneology **sighs**
"Wild Dog"
Most people who meet a wild dog are struck by its energetic, demonstrative and restless behavior. This mid-sized individual differs from its domestic dog and wolf cousins in a number of notable ways: it is physically more powerful than the dog and its social structure differs dramatically from that of the lone wolf. It is difficult to describe the wild dog's personality without explaining it in terms of its pack of friends, for wild dogs don't see themselves as rugged individualists but rather as members of a social team that demands constant bonding and cooperation.
Reliable in a crisis, wild dogs are charitable to those in need and have a strong sense of social justice. They are dependable and generous to a fault, but there is a darker side to their character. If they believe they have been wronged, they'll carry a grudge for a long time and punish the offender by withdrawing otherwise unconditional support.
Although they are not a natural leaders, wild dogs are popular and well liked and their indomitable sense of adventure attracts others who appreciate living on the edge. They were not blessed with a particularly handsome face, but their trim body is well conditioned by athletic endeavors and they take pride in their appearance.
As is typical of a carnivorous personality, wild dogs love to travel and choose to vacation in stimulating environments where they can expand their understanding of the world. They become restless when they haven't taken a vacation in a while.
Thinking of bringing that new invention of yours to the market? Put a wild dog in charge. No one can take an idea and run with it better than this hardy individual. Its powers of endurance and canine enthusiasm make for such a powerful combination that wild dogs are consistently amongst the highest wage earners. So why don't they simply run their own businesses and reap the rewards? Well for one thing, they don't possess the leadership and entrepreneurial talents of their canine cousins. Instead, by concentrating on relationship building and teamwork, wild dogs achieve the kind of job satisfaction that no salary can replace.
Wild dogs are highly principled individuals although they take a while before placing their trust in others. Employers should give them a lot of freedom since they do not perform well in structured environments. When it comes to stamina, they are without equal and are usually the first to arrive and the last to leave. Versatile in their skills, their sharp minds can adapt to almost any environment.
Thanks...really!
"Wild Dog"
Most people who meet a wild dog are struck by its energetic, demonstrative and restless behavior. This mid-sized individual differs from its domestic dog and wolf cousins in a number of notable ways: it is physically more powerful than the dog and its social structure differs dramatically from that of the lone wolf. It is difficult to describe the wild dog's personality without explaining it in terms of its pack of friends, for wild dogs don't see themselves as rugged individualists but rather as members of a social team that demands constant bonding and cooperation.
Reliable in a crisis, wild dogs are charitable to those in need and have a strong sense of social justice. They are dependable and generous to a fault, but there is a darker side to their character. If they believe they have been wronged, they'll carry a grudge for a long time and punish the offender by withdrawing otherwise unconditional support.
Although they are not a natural leaders, wild dogs are popular and well liked and their indomitable sense of adventure attracts others who appreciate living on the edge. They were not blessed with a particularly handsome face, but their trim body is well conditioned by athletic endeavors and they take pride in their appearance.
As is typical of a carnivorous personality, wild dogs love to travel and choose to vacation in stimulating environments where they can expand their understanding of the world. They become restless when they haven't taken a vacation in a while.
Thinking of bringing that new invention of yours to the market? Put a wild dog in charge. No one can take an idea and run with it better than this hardy individual. Its powers of endurance and canine enthusiasm make for such a powerful combination that wild dogs are consistently amongst the highest wage earners. So why don't they simply run their own businesses and reap the rewards? Well for one thing, they don't possess the leadership and entrepreneurial talents of their canine cousins. Instead, by concentrating on relationship building and teamwork, wild dogs achieve the kind of job satisfaction that no salary can replace.
Wild dogs are highly principled individuals although they take a while before placing their trust in others. Employers should give them a lot of freedom since they do not perform well in structured environments. When it comes to stamina, they are without equal and are usually the first to arrive and the last to leave. Versatile in their skills, their sharp minds can adapt to almost any environment.
Thanks...really!
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As a kid we always had a fake tree (Pine-Sol spray is really quite pleasant), so have had to adjust to the mess of a real tree since being married in deference to the wifes wishes. It smells better, but how come I always have to clear the damn thing up & out every year?
I want one of those modern, super-cool fake trees that look the part, open like an umbrella, and already have the (working) lights on them.
I want one of those modern, super-cool fake trees that look the part, open like an umbrella, and already have the (working) lights on them.
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"Somebody gave my latest story a 2? The bastards, let me go hunt them down..."
That is so, so apt....but, seriously.....
"MK declined my friend request?"
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Quote by gypsymothQuote by mercianknight
I want to say "Yes" but discretion and MM's valid comments prevent me.
So was that a sly way of saying yes, and then refusing to admit to saying it?
Welcome to the circle of confusion!
And to answer the question, no I would not.
So it WAS you I met in the circle. Aah, Gypsy, we should do it again.
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I'd never really thought about it.
I have no problems kissing my wife, deeply, after any bj (just so darn grateful I guess), and, on those rare occasions where I have any energy left after having given my all, I've never minded giving her a gentle pussy licking afterward - she's usually VERY sensitive after orgasm so 'feasting' has never been an option. I guess if I was confronted with my own cum gushing out of her I might be put off, however, that has never happened - yet!
Now I'm starting to think I might be weird
I have no problems kissing my wife, deeply, after any bj (just so darn grateful I guess), and, on those rare occasions where I have any energy left after having given my all, I've never minded giving her a gentle pussy licking afterward - she's usually VERY sensitive after orgasm so 'feasting' has never been an option. I guess if I was confronted with my own cum gushing out of her I might be put off, however, that has never happened - yet!
Now I'm starting to think I might be weird
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Only the wife knows - I told her after my first story submission, but she didn't ask to start reading my stories until recently. I've invited her to Lush, but she has declined...... unless she's here behind my back!!!!
If you're here Honey, I'm a good boy
If you're here Honey, I'm a good boy
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I still use my daughter as an excuse to feed my need to watch 'Sponge Bob' on the telly. That show cracks me up!!
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55 - Mr. Average.
When it comes to hygiene, you're a happy, healthy medium. You know the importance of cleanliness, both for protection against nasty germs and to maintain a decent appearance, but you don't go to extremes. When the situation calls for a little flexibility - like camping and having to use a grimy outdoor toilet - you're willing to suck it up and tolerate a less than hygienic situation. Generally, though, you make the effort to avoid micro-creepies and crawlies. Depending on your answers to specific questions on the test, you seem to be winning the war against germs. If you answered, however, that you don't always wash your hands after using the loo, this would be a good time to reassess your habits!
When it comes to hygiene, you're a happy, healthy medium. You know the importance of cleanliness, both for protection against nasty germs and to maintain a decent appearance, but you don't go to extremes. When the situation calls for a little flexibility - like camping and having to use a grimy outdoor toilet - you're willing to suck it up and tolerate a less than hygienic situation. Generally, though, you make the effort to avoid micro-creepies and crawlies. Depending on your answers to specific questions on the test, you seem to be winning the war against germs. If you answered, however, that you don't always wash your hands after using the loo, this would be a good time to reassess your habits!
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Probably the ONLY swingers bar my wife will let me go to...**sighs** 
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I decided I couldn't handle all that excessive technology on a phone, afterall, all I really need is to be able to contact someone when I'm not near a land line. Mind you, I did upgrade my mobile by getting a camera feature added....
Works for me.
Works for me.
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Quote by Loislane
Less is more baby...I only wear makeup when I go out and even then it's minimal dark eyes, a bit of blush and clear lip gloss ,sometimes a light pink lip gloss if I'm feeling frisky...I wear my hair down just hanging. I got it cut so that when it is down it waves slightly. I do dye it darker in winter. My one beauty thing is moisturising in the morning and again after gym in the afternoon.
Lois sums it up perfectly.
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Bassman nailed it. Plus, if there was a run on a bank's liquidity the system is built to allow them to shut up shop temporarily. All it would do is cause a panick, maybe some Bank failures and then where would be be.
Unfortunately we NEED the regulators to deal with the hierarchies of the Banks to truly teach them a lesson - but they won't.
Unfortunately we NEED the regulators to deal with the hierarchies of the Banks to truly teach them a lesson - but they won't.
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Hmmmm. Well said Gypsy. I must confess to having been remiss in this regard.
