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I want to say "Yes" but discretion and MM's valid comments prevent me.
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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Evesham
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Sounds like a plan. Maybe Chef can distract Wills whilst I...erm...convince Kate.
Nicola, are you taking note???
Nicola, are you taking note???
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Quote by chefkathleen
Getting married in April at Westminster.
Hmmmm! As good an excuse as I've ever heard for a Lush Convention. Maybe we can get Kate to join?
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Blessed are the women willing to serve the Church of Lush for their reward shall take them to heights others could only dream of.
Naturally, any good church will need strong, sturdy soldiers to take the crusade to the masses and I eagerly await the call to don armour, polish my lance and mount any damsel that needs convincing of the merits of conversion. Come hither Priestesses, let me demonstrate my commitment with thee first.
Perhaps even the fair Cassidy would care to experience a sermon
or embrace our rituals 
I await the call
Naturally, any good church will need strong, sturdy soldiers to take the crusade to the masses and I eagerly await the call to don armour, polish my lance and mount any damsel that needs convincing of the merits of conversion. Come hither Priestesses, let me demonstrate my commitment with thee first.
Perhaps even the fair Cassidy would care to experience a sermon
or embrace our rituals I await the call
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The pecking or roaming light kisses require eyes open, however, the deeper, more sensual probing kisses have my eyes closed.
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Gypsy, you should change your name to 'Angel' you are so sweet.
Can I send my first novel to you? I know you'll be sooooo gentle with me
Can I send my first novel to you? I know you'll be sooooo gentle with me
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Hmmmm! I particularly like the inference that all you lovely ladies should be surfing dressed only in you undies/bikini. 
Anyone want to meet in the chat rooms?
Anyone want to meet in the chat rooms?
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Quote by MMonroe
Am i the only one who doesnt find either of the princes attractive??
Same here, I'd much rather bag Kate....damn she's sexy!
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
No it doesn't hurt... it's just a bit messy. I leave it up to the guy to decide if he's into it, but it's not my most favourite thing. I'd rather just stick to anal sex during that time of the month.
Okay, that's it....I'm gonna marry Doll. Oh crap, I'm already married...wonder how she'd feel about being a concubine???
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Darn, it seems like you all fret too much about other people's feelings when, maybe, just maybe, the person was hoping to rely on a frank and honest opinion. Perhaps even initiate some lively debate as to why Gypsy, who does have excellent taste, did not like the book, By being honest you may help you friend determine the kind of books to share with you in future.
But then again, my brutal honesty can make me such a a**hole sometimes.
But then again, my brutal honesty can make me such a a**hole sometimes.
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...broke into a rendition of "Chim-Chiminee, Chim-Chiminee, Chim Chim Charoo......" whilst perusing her collection of Dick van albums. Just the thought of getting all dirty again made her finally decide that....
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Oooooo, good eye LadyX (pun intended). Maybe I should have let you choose for me too.
Oh, and awesome pick for yourself - hot!
Oh, and awesome pick for yourself - hot!
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godammit, Conny sucked all the cream out of my cannoli....again!
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I'm taking LadyX's lead on this and picking the personality type (because there is obviously no male yet born to match my gorgeousness!), and picking Brit comedian, Lee Evans
....and because I'm a nice guy, I'm gonna help out the sexy Doll and pick Cameron Diaz,
because in the movie she has a thing for me, and, well...........
....and because I'm a nice guy, I'm gonna help out the sexy Doll and pick Cameron Diaz,
because in the movie she has a thing for me, and, well...........
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can't I just kiss the back of her neck as I hug her from behind whilst slipping my lance between her firm ass cheeks? Really?
Okay, etiquette demands I choose To kiss. But on the second date........
Okay, etiquette demands I choose To kiss. But on the second date........
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I see a generational divide building here. Still voted for Sean Connery, even though he wasn't the 'original' Bond.
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What a great concept
Might be too late to send the missus on now, but who knows....maybe next year??
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If all else fails, you can always hide behind my shield of virtue and guarded by my sword of truth
Anything to help the ladies.
Anything to help the ladies.
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give her a toothbrush to clean the grout between the tile in my kitchen..... then run off to look for the lube whilst she's distracted.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
I always try to nail a few things down before I make a date with someone.
"Do you have children?"
"Do you want to have children?"
"Do you like children and do they like you?"
These are kind of important things to be aware of. There are other topics I would like to know a bit about too, prior to meeting someone I've only just been texting, emailing or talking to on the phone about everything but the important things in our lives.
Otherwise, it's just a blind date and even then...I have been known to turn tail and walk away upon the initial meeting with someone. I've also seen women look me up and down and decide that my photos, which may have provoked some curiosity with them originally, either confirmed to them that I was not to their liking or that I had deceived them somehow, so they bolted with no explanation provided. (I'm guessing as to why they bolted, since no conversation occurred at the time nor afterwards).
No harm no foul.
Communications is the key; some people are adept at this, some are not and some are deceptive intentionally.
Well said.
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Sorry, I'm riding that express train all the way to the terminus before I unload my passengers
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Feed the need Pixie!
All the best relationships I've ever had were born from work. Sure it 'could' be crappy if it ends badly, but in the main I found you end up just 'being friends' if the sexual relationship doesn't work out. I even met my wife of 21 yrs through work, so you go girl.
Now, as to how you initiate the relationship......... I'm so drooling over the being covered in chocolate thing!!!!
But probably best to sound him out with a drink (tea or coffee?) invite first.
All the best relationships I've ever had were born from work. Sure it 'could' be crappy if it ends badly, but in the main I found you end up just 'being friends' if the sexual relationship doesn't work out. I even met my wife of 21 yrs through work, so you go girl.
Now, as to how you initiate the relationship......... I'm so drooling over the being covered in chocolate thing!!!!
But probably best to sound him out with a drink (tea or coffee?) invite first.