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mercianknight
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Evesham
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"No,No!" screamed Nurse Gypsy, who was afraid her dastardly plot to get her hands on that Lance was about to come to naught.
She soothed the patient's troubled brow, placed her hands around the object of her desire and slowly........
She soothed the patient's troubled brow, placed her hands around the object of her desire and slowly........
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That's beyond cruel, Nudie. You need to make it up to us older farts by posting some sexy girl pics in the 'artistic' threads. 
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Must have been a quiet night eh WMM? Talk about breathing new life into dead and buried threads 
Oh well, since we're here.......
Even though my missus had gotten a HUGE kick out of seeing me being hit on by a guy (hey, I'm gorgeous!)......No, never, no way.
Oh well, since we're here.......
Even though my missus had gotten a HUGE kick out of seeing me being hit on by a guy (hey, I'm gorgeous!)......No, never, no way.
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......"Then eat this!" sneered a wanton Lady Nicola as she grabbed the hapless girls head and shoved it between her legs.
She revelled in the knowledge that her power to create such stimulating threads had lead to.........
She revelled in the knowledge that her power to create such stimulating threads had lead to.........
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Quote by top_spin
unpierced and no tattoos
...(If she is) horny or drunk might reconsider.
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Quote by Christie
I had one boyfriend (wanna be pron star) who did this. I didn't mind him pulling out before he was done it was a problem that he pulled out before I was done.
Ooops! Sorry, lack of compassion. I'm with the other guys on this, stay in until the end unless there is a request to the contrary.
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I tend to bask in the glow of the flattery and allow the conversation to run its natural course....right up to the point where she tells me her hourly rate
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Legs, legs and more legs. A shapely pair of legs in high heels has just always seemed to give me an instant boner. Stockings on those legs is like adding a cherry to my favourite ice-cream sundae, but the legs need to be long, shapely and in heels.
As for the sex part, my fetish dictates that I would much rather bend a leggy, fully dressed woman over the back of my sofa or over my desk for a good firm rogering than the more sedentary (romantic) bedroom and lingerie scenario typically reserved for couples MWK (married with kids). The simple act of taking the woman suddenly, passionately and, seemingly, unexpectedly makes it all so intensely fulfilling.
Unfortunately, it does not happen as often as I'd like - "you'll smudge my make up"; "we'll get caught" etc feature a lot as you get older **sighs**
Nudie also captures a lot of my own feelings/thoughts.
As for the sex part, my fetish dictates that I would much rather bend a leggy, fully dressed woman over the back of my sofa or over my desk for a good firm rogering than the more sedentary (romantic) bedroom and lingerie scenario typically reserved for couples MWK (married with kids). The simple act of taking the woman suddenly, passionately and, seemingly, unexpectedly makes it all so intensely fulfilling.
Unfortunately, it does not happen as often as I'd like - "you'll smudge my make up"; "we'll get caught" etc feature a lot as you get older **sighs**
Nudie also captures a lot of my own feelings/thoughts.
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Hmmmm! Obviously very happy for WMM, but curious as to how this will affect the tone and volume of posts from a chap I have grown to admire.
Don't forget you fan base, Dude.
Don't forget you fan base, Dude.
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Impressive memory recall Nic. 
....and way to go little girl, defending her home and herself!!
....and way to go little girl, defending her home and herself!!
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I usually view sex with my binoculars because it.....erm....oh crap.....wrong thread!!!
I'll go with DD on this, especially if it lets me classify getting a BJ as just fooling around! Now, where is that darned address book so I can call DD??
I'll go with DD on this, especially if it lets me classify getting a BJ as just fooling around! Now, where is that darned address book so I can call DD??
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Okay, that was just plain spooky.......
You Are Dominant Sexy
You are sexy because you are aggressive and focused. You love the chase.
You are very passionate and intense. You tend to become obsessed with whoever you're interested in.
You carry this intensity into the bedroom. You are a highly sexual person.
In fact, you can be a bit too much for some people. You demand a lot, physically.
I mean spookily accurate
You Are Dominant Sexy
You are sexy because you are aggressive and focused. You love the chase.
You are very passionate and intense. You tend to become obsessed with whoever you're interested in.
You carry this intensity into the bedroom. You are a highly sexual person.
In fact, you can be a bit too much for some people. You demand a lot, physically.
I mean spookily accurate
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I'm sorry, Damon, I just can't help laughing at where some of these posts have taken your question. I guess I'm too simplistic in my outlook. Have a great day.
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Yep! Read about it in the papers after the woman got convicted. Hey, it was just her way of celebrating the New Year 
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....should WMM simply accept the prostrate grovelling form of an apology from Mercianknight and move on?
He pulls out his lance, letting all marvel at it's length, girth and shiny tip as he.......
He pulls out his lance, letting all marvel at it's length, girth and shiny tip as he.......
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my fave was "6.The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating."
Fun-neee!
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Oo! Oo! My turn, my turn! 
I am going to take Damon's statement in it's purest literal sense and, .....wait for it......agree! The only caveat is that WMM has a very strong point when he adds the word "some".
In general terms, and using very basic examples, my life experiences have shown me the following: ***pulls pin out from grenade and holds...***
Dude's walking along the street, minding his own business, when a 250lb, 5'2", meter maid catches his eye as she writes a parking ticket. He thinks, "WTF!" Zero attraction. Then the owner of the vehicle comes rushing out, all 120lb, 5'6" of well turned out leggy blonde and he immediately thinks, "Oh, I'd like to fuck that." Instant attraction, even though he keeps on walking and never sees either lady again.
Not so attractive, even chubby, Dude is hired as Head of Department in No Name Inc, and upon being introduced to the staff is immediately centre of attention within the females who become attracted to the question(s) "how" or "why" did he get the job. A deep burgeoning need to know who this (new) alpha (providor) male is develops and they converge upon him.
Attraction is instinctive and does not always mean sexual. Some would even term my references as mere curiousity, however, I would then argue that curiousity is a form of attraction - just think of the kitty cat 'attracted' to whatever gets its attention.
***lobs grenade and runs for cover****
I am going to take Damon's statement in it's purest literal sense and, .....wait for it......agree! The only caveat is that WMM has a very strong point when he adds the word "some".
In general terms, and using very basic examples, my life experiences have shown me the following: ***pulls pin out from grenade and holds...***
Dude's walking along the street, minding his own business, when a 250lb, 5'2", meter maid catches his eye as she writes a parking ticket. He thinks, "WTF!" Zero attraction. Then the owner of the vehicle comes rushing out, all 120lb, 5'6" of well turned out leggy blonde and he immediately thinks, "Oh, I'd like to fuck that." Instant attraction, even though he keeps on walking and never sees either lady again.
Not so attractive, even chubby, Dude is hired as Head of Department in No Name Inc, and upon being introduced to the staff is immediately centre of attention within the females who become attracted to the question(s) "how" or "why" did he get the job. A deep burgeoning need to know who this (new) alpha (providor) male is develops and they converge upon him.
Attraction is instinctive and does not always mean sexual. Some would even term my references as mere curiousity, however, I would then argue that curiousity is a form of attraction - just think of the kitty cat 'attracted' to whatever gets its attention.
***lobs grenade and runs for cover****
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...her brothers, wifes, son-in-law came in through the door with a huge grin on his face. She ran into his arms and they kissed passionately.
"Gosh, woo-man, if every man was greeted by his wife the way you greet me every day, then no-one would ever need to hear the word DEE-VORCE. Now bend over yon kitchen counter!!"
Across the street, the ever nosey, gossip hungry, Gladys Crapper peered through her curtains and.........
"Gosh, woo-man, if every man was greeted by his wife the way you greet me every day, then no-one would ever need to hear the word DEE-VORCE. Now bend over yon kitchen counter!!"
Across the street, the ever nosey, gossip hungry, Gladys Crapper peered through her curtains and.........
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Not that I am a fan of some of Greenpeace's tactics, it may be that the person to whom you spoke was a con artist - just trying to squeeze some cash out of using a well-known activists name.
Conversely, if it was a Greenpeace tree-hugger, then "Boooooo"
Conversely, if it was a Greenpeace tree-hugger, then "Boooooo"
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Quote by HoneyBee000
Can't you post the song onto youtube, then we can all hear it....please
Good idea!!
I read the words twice - firstly with a melancholy tempo in mind, which made me sad, and then again with a more Van Halentype quicker temp to it and then it felt almost inspirational. Honest. Try it.
Oh crap, I'm getting all emotional and wussy!!
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Quote by HoneyBee000Quote by AngelicAdmirer
Okay, this is just about the most erotic thread I've had the pleasure of reading on the forums.
haha I was just thinking the same also haha all I need to do now is find two males for a bit of fun
Now this is a can of worms Honeybee may regret opening....... Call me
