....he unceremoniously shoved the suction end of the housekeeping vacuum cleaner hose over the exposed member and flicked the switch to the on position. "How you like sucky, sucky now big fella? I teach you not to fuck with my daughter."
She spun around upon hearing the blood curdling howl, dropping her wooden spatula in the process, and.........
saw it coming like a freight train, but still darned funny.
...the heavy duty construction boots may clash with his lime green, form fitting latex body suit. He was fretting over where he could store his spirit level when, suddenly, there was a knock at the door........
....and she realised the shriek was her own unexpected reaction to hitting the "ON" button to her remote controlled butterfly vibrator which she had put in place earlier, ready for this evenings activities.
He held the key mere inches from the key-hole, all the while thinking........
...the pair of irridescent pink Crocs that just screamed "wear me" at her.
Sat in her pink bathrobe, looking in the mirror at her pale blue hair curlers stacked atop her head, she suddenly thought..........
sweet mother of pearl... I scored a saintly 30. Go figure.
You haven't exactly been making your rounds in the bedrooms of America. When it comes to sex, you lean towards the conservative side and don't seek out wild and crazy bedroom adventures. There are many possible reasons for your virtue; sex may be a meaningful act for you, one that you share with only those you care about. In that case, bravo! Or perhaps it's a question of morals, and you just don't see how sleeping around fits into your lifestyle. Once again, bravo! After all, better safe than sorry; promiscuity brings a lot of potential risks (STD's, pregnancy, losing respectability, and feelings of shame). So if refraining works for you, you're the one who benefits in the long run.
so subtle it has to be funny 
That was funny
