God Empress of Lush
Can't we make it a foursome haha! If he thinks he could cope ;)
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naughtyannie
4 hours ago
Bisexual Female, 34
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God Empress of Lush
Congratulations to the winners! I'm honoured to be one of the "bubbling under" group, and delighted to be awarded a "Recommended Read".
And only one place below the Editor's Choice group too, so I nearly made it to the top table!
And only one place below the Editor's Choice group too, so I nearly made it to the top table!
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Dani
This is easy.
Titties.
There. Competition closed.
And a todger.
I make that $50 each.
God Empress of Lush
Ahem. Will all you chaps stop cluttering up our thread? Isn't there one like this in the Guys forum where you can brandish your todgers?
You're interrupting my diddling... ;)
You're interrupting my diddling... ;)
God Empress of Lush
Congratulations, Rachel, from an appreciative writer.
It's silly I know, but I always feel a bit special when I see you've verified one of my stories.
Annie
It's silly I know, but I always feel a bit special when I see you've verified one of my stories.
Annie 
God Empress of Lush
Can I tick all of the above? It totally depends on the circumstances. Sometimes a quickie is great, other times a whole day in bed...with meal breaks lol
God Empress of Lush
Congratulations! That's a marvellous achievement, and well deserved.
I hope I'm not spoiling the party by noting, though, that there is a poem in the Love Poems category - "Gone From Me" by Lydia_ - that has had an astonishing 112,453 views, making it not just Famous but Legendary. How the heck did that happen?
I hope I'm not spoiling the party by noting, though, that there is a poem in the Love Poems category - "Gone From Me" by Lydia_ - that has had an astonishing 112,453 views, making it not just Famous but Legendary. How the heck did that happen?
God Empress of Lush
Decide my unerring sense of direction hadn't let me down.
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Buz
Yes, it is a cubistic crayon sketch of me. Side angle, wearing a red cowboy hat, army boots, purple overalls, and a sheriff's badge, and listening to John Phillip Sousa marching tunes. Who wouldn't masturbate to that?
Lol I'm dripping wet just thinking about it. It's the overalls that do it for me.;)
As for the original question, the answer is no. I've often masturbated while reading my own stories, but that's because I'm aroused by my mind, not my body.